I Failed At Life

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

I failed at life

How many useless shitty threads in Q&A did it take you to realize this?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You've only failed at life so far; it can get worse.

This is better advice than people would recognize.

Once upon a time there was a depressed caveman who said “I’m not going to try anymore!” and he laid down on a rock and committed to not doing anything.

But then he realized that he was hungry, and he was thirsty, and he wasn’t dying fast enough. And he was laying down on a rock so his back hurt. It got to be completely intolerable, so he got up and ate something, had a drink, and found a better place to lay down.

That’s how life works, it’s how the universe was designed. Shit is going to get more uncomfortable until you stop complaining and do something about it

 

[Open-Source Dodonpachi]

Man, immediately leave this forum for a while that does not help you enough in your personal growth and development. I don't know how old you are, but I imagine you already finished school. Whether you are studying a degree or not, it is time for you to look for a small job and thus generate an income for your own future and thus find a place to live, no matter if it is a small apartment or rented room. Anything is better than living with those decrepit parents you mention.

Life is not exactly how we want it to be, but you can shape it to approximately how you want it just with discipline. Get a job, go to a gym, pay for yourself a subscription to a basketball club that is never too late for anything, go to church more and connect with new friends.

Time moves forward and sometimes these moments tell us that we are no longer children enough to cry into a pillow. Do you have to cry? Do it locked up, but then act. Good luck. When you're better, come back here with your shitposting that the Kiwifarms community will never be dead.

We all are failures somehow, but EVERYONE has the power to be "less" of a failure. It's up to you. God knows your struggles and if you fight enough, I know He will provide and make justice for you. But do your part, first.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

You are not a man. You act like a woman, this is why no girl wants to date you.

You will never have a goth gf until you man tf up

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

And that led to me thinking about my last mental breakdown so incase you can't tell I'm hyper religious and I'm deeply afraid of dying and I would see in the news stuff about death and panic and feel like I'm dying I basically had this breakdown where I admitted the time I tried to kill myself by pointing a shotgun to my Head my dad told me she was worried I was gonna kill myself

So half of this reads as elaborate copypasta, but let's assume you are serious for a second.

Why if you are religious are you afraid of death? Either when I was a literal heathen and as a Christian, I have no fear of death. Death is a door.

Don't open the door too early.

Nothing you wrote seems to me to be hopeless. We all go through serious shit and it is a constant lie on the Farms that most of our user base doesn't. But word of advice, put this PL shit in the How Are You Doing? thread.

 

[rrtyui]

You're not hopeless my friend. Some self love would do you some good! A hot shower and a warm meal always gets me thinking straight.

If you really hate ping pong, I'd quit, but if you only hate it because of how it was forced on you, I think you should shift your mindset. Ping Pong is great for losing weight and you might even make some friends who genuinely care about you while playing it. It's rare that the best things in life ever come to us voluntarily, sorta like rape, except most things aren't half as fun as rape.

 

[Dropsies]

Are you Asian? I can't think of any other reason somebody's mother would force them to play Ping Pong of all things.

 

[Cornfed]

Ok, some real advice. Get a job.
You will make friends, and feel better. You may even find that you are good at something. I don't think that bitching on this forum is going to get you the ass pats you are looking for.
Also, quit being a fag about "trauma". Everyone has horrible things in life they have to face. Be specific, and face it. The trend of every having Mah Trauma and vague talking about it just marks you as a red flag.

 

[Calandrino]

I'm sure tons of bad people would be happy to see you dead,

This is a great site for connecting with people like that

 

[Grub]

Considering how you usually post, none of your op is surprising.

Becoming traumatized because you didn't get the toys you wanted as a kid is pretty fucking ridiculous. Also, pretty much 99% of people who dream of being a professional sports star don't achieve their goals.

You sound like you're probably an adult now. Maybe just get over it and stop worrying about what your parents think because you're an adult.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I'd take a life of a bad reputation over a life of a worsening ear infection anytime.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

ive read everypost all pretty good advice i think you guys are right i will start with working out then get a job so i can get a social circle im scared to ask for a job as i mentioned but i mean screw it why not that would fix my issues thanks for the good advice i will be sure to update you guys on my progress

 

[glow]

i will start with working out

What exercise have you chosen, and how much will you do? How often will you do it? When will you do it for the first time? Commit and achieve.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I failed at everything from basketball to ping pong to shitposting on a forum

Get a job and move out you pussy. Your family sucks, so does mine. Welcome to the world, get a helmet.

i will start with working out then get a job

don't forget to move out, even living with roommates is better than this shit

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

What exercise have you chosen, and how much will you do? How often will you do it? When will you do it for the first time? Commit and achieve.

weight lifting and i will start tomorrow

Get a job and move out you pussy. Your family sucks, so does mine. Welcome to the world, get a helmet.

don't forget to move out, even living with roommates is better than this shit

i want to moveout really bad i will get a job and save up for an RV

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

i want to moveout really bad i will get a job and save up for an RV

find yourself some roommates, living in an RV sucks dicks. You need access to real plumbing if you want your life to improve: toilet, shower, kitchen sink. Trust me on this. Find yourself an apartment on a local college campus that you can share with a bunch of gamer dudes. Thank me later.

weight lifting and i will start tomorrow

this is a great aspiration, but speaking as someone who has been working out religiously for over 4 decades, my advice to you is to start with calisthenics. Situps, pushups, and jumping jacks. GO EASY. Start with a really minimal routine and give yourself 30 days to build it up to something.

If you do use weights right off, start with light dumbbells and keep it really simple, or the post-workout soreness will fuck your commitment and motivation.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

some additional really solid advice from one of our esteemed colleagues elsewhere:

Forget about love and women and relationships if you're not in one currently. Focus on yourself. Commit to the process of becoming what you want to be. Don't worry about the results, focus only on the work necessary. Always be your primary concern in your life, no matter what.

 

[generic sauce]

I ain't reading your blog post but you are young as fuck, don't worry about that gay shit. Just remember you are a man and responsible for your own life. Work on yourself and you will get that walmart casher bro

 

[glow]

weight lifting and i will start tomorrow

Are you already knowledgeable about weightlifting? If not, what is your plan?

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Are you already knowledgeable about weightlifting? If not, what is your plan?

every time I read a post about some squidge getting ready to start a weight routine (no offense intended SHO), all I can think about is that stupid 20something bodybuilder who permafucked his pec training with Larry Wheels