i fell..... twice - 9/25/2018

[Whatthefuck]

Isnt needing to wake up to pee all the time in the middle of the night/excessive urination a sign of diabetes?

Apparently up to once a night is normal, which she'll say she thats what it is (may be true but people have her fitbit activity and can see how often she gets up), but how common is that? I think most people manage to just wait until morning, barring every now and then.

I mean, folks get up to pee in the night especially as we get a little older. Of course, I'd be shocked if her bladder wasn't compressed into a little nugget which would necessitate frequent urination. But, you're right, frequent urination and excessive thirst are definitely signs of the beetus.

Edit: ninja'd!

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Sorry for the :dumb: question but... do paper mills smell bad?

Yes. Like sour B.O and fresh cut wood.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Anklepa? Fankle? Two words I never thought I'd say in conjunction, anyway.

Cankle n. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Yeah, I thought of cankle just afterwards. But in Big Al's mighty trunks, there's no thinning between thigh and ankle, let alone calf - plenty of us don't have a thigh gap but at least a knee gap isn't only a distant memory, whereas AL's stolid great pillars only separate where they start to bow from the pressure.

Thankle?

 

[Xenomorph]

Her feet already look like the diagram and this was from 2016

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@xenomorph Your memory for AL lore is uncanny - I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. Xenopedia! Wikipedia can kiss your fluffy morph backside

"I don't know what to do...."

Of course you don't, Albert, because you are a complete ignoramus. The answer us to be found on this very thread, couple of pages back. The Twat-o-sock. All we ask as thanks is a picture of you wearing it.

Reminder of this wondrous device cos I can't remember where I put the original pic
I think AL would look lovely in these. She could start a whole new trend of tying your toes to your knees. Well, until her weight-loss plan works and her leg falls off.

(I'm sure these have no purpose other than to give your doctor a bloody good laugh.)

 

[Xenomorph]

@xenomorph Your memory for AL lore is uncanny - I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. Xenopedia! Wikipedia can kiss your fluffy morph backside

"I don't know what to do...."

Of course you don't, Albert, because you are a complete ignoramus. The answer us to be found on this very thread, couple of pages back. The Twat-o-sock. All we ask as thanks is a picture of you wearing it.

Reminder of this wondrous device cos I can't remember where I put the original pic
View attachment 551496 I think AL would look lovely in these. She could start a whole new trend if tying your toes to your knees.

You flatter my :autism:.

another shot of those feet from the Fat Girl Walking Down the Stairs video.

 

[ragonastick]

If the falls actually happened, Amber is lucky none of her bones snapped like a twig. A picture of a compound fracture in a deathfat's leg comes to mind. And yet, she doesn't care enough to seek proper help.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Completely flat. Tendon absolutely squelched to buggery. Obviously having arches in her feet doesn't fit her dainty aesthetic.

The amazing thing is that, compared to now, she looks much smaller and relatively mobile in this, which is horrifying as she's neither. But its all positively nimble compared to now. Unbelievable to think this is probably 80-100lbs ago

Never mind, AL. Have another bun.

@ragonastick Agreed. We're supposed to believe that she bought 550lbs crashing down on to one knee on each occasion, thereby concentrating it all into that one spot, and it was both "inscruciating" and didn't hurt at all? Oookay...

I think something happened, like she fell out of bed - ie. rolled six inches on to the floor with her entire body. That would be nothing to us but a big deal to her, it'd be a nightmare to get her up and she'd flail around like a dying fish and work herself up into a right state (i don't believe Becky was told to turn away, either, that's just dramatic fabrication. Becky will have been expected to sort it out to a background of "baybeeee! Hayulp! BAAAYBEEEEEE!) But I just don't believe her knees wouldn't explode if each fall happened the way she said. But she's not going to know anything about the physics behind force and impact area so doesn't realise she's telling a near-impossible story.

 

[Xenomorph]

Completely flat. Tendon absolutely squelched to buggery. Obviously having arches in her feet doesn't fit her dainty aesthetic.

The amazing thing is that, compared to now, she looks much smaller and relatively mobile. Unbelievable to think this is probably 80-100lbs ago

Never mind, AL. Have another bun.

As flat as Necky's ass the soles of her feet are. She crushed those arches bolth at McDonalds and her feet.

ETA: In the fat cunt lumbering down the stairs vid, AL gives us a disclaimer that she fell earlier in the week. Our gorl never FAWLS YOLL

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

Riveting content as usual from our gorl ... I was wondering when she would find time between her sad old lady filters and her scaring patrons from restaurants to finally fill us in on that sweet little hint of a "story" a few weeks back .. she has nothing left .. I don't even think her channel has a theme anymore other than just fueling the fire for the hayders ..

Thank you everyone who posted the "highlights" of this video ..

 

[Twinkie]

It's true that some people don't have a rock bottom. But if Amber does have one, I'm not sure it's health-related. I think it's probably pride related, given that she's such a narc.

For example, knowing she has diabetes/failing kidneys won't get through to her. BUT if she fell in a publich place where she couldn't control the situation by telling everyone to turn around and face a wall like she made Becky do, she would be so utterly humiliated. She would possibly be filmed by other people and put on the internet, etc.

I feel like that kind of thing is more likely to "break" her than anything health related.

 

[DuckSucker]

I dont know why but AL's feet being "super soft yall" just kills me. I dont know what it is about it but it's the silliest thing she's ever said--to me.

What the fuck does having soft feet have to do with being ambulatory?

How does she pick the words she uses? Or is she actually this way off the cuff - because it's just ridiculous. A kindergartener could give me a better witness statement.

 

[ADHD]

We're supposed to believe that she bought 550lbs crashing down on to one knee on each occasion, thereby concentrating it all into that one spot, and it was both "inscruciating" and didn't hurt at all? Oookay...

Yeah, it's bullshit. If just getting on her knees causes excruciating pain, falling onto a single knee should be enough pain to send her to the ER screeching for pain meds. There's no way the Tylenol she snapped would be enough to cover it.

 

[FitBitch]

A picture of a compound fracture in a deathfat's leg comes to mind

Spoiler: gross

You mean like that?

 

[Trans-istor]

I've fallen twice in a row a couple times before, it's not that hard to get up, except I guess for this one person...

 

[Kelly Bundy]

So I'm guessing next week's video will be a torrid moomoo haul with an update of 'how much fun she's been having' while supporting yet another chin.

 

[Guest69]

So I'm guessing next week's video will be a torrid moomoo haul with an update of 'how much fun she's been having' while supporting yet another chin.

I actually wonder what her next move will be, you know she really doesnt like this thread and she will be begging for asspats to compensate for the annihilation itt

 

[Malibougie]

Sorry I am late, but...

Sorry this is late, but I can't get past "my feet are such fluffy pillows" that I just fell. Really? That's her excuse? Such dainty feet for a 500+ pound girl who walks bare foot most of the time. Maybe it's time for those hospital socks with the tread on the bottom. No?

Well, I mean there is this :islamic::islamic:

Amber talks like she went to bed one night at a healthy BMI and woke up 550 pounds... "When you have a body like mine." Like she had no say in the matter, this just happened. Like all the weight just appeared mysteriously.

It's a scary mindset.

Classic narc. If something good happens it’s because of her, but if it’s something bad it happened to her.

She would too.

I like how she had no clue why her doctor wanted her to talk to a dietitian. Like she has all the knowledge of weight loss, she don't need no expert.

I am fairly certain that this has to do with a new diabetic diagnosis. She said she has been going through some stuff, I think it is confirmation of what her “haydurs” have been saying for years. Which means that her doctor and Becky declaring that she is “healthy, just Big” has been determined a laaah. Why would her doc want to have fasting blood work done if she is healthy as an ox?

 

[Twinkie]

She hasn't been to the doctor yet, how could she have a diabetes diagnosis at this point?

Fasting bloodwork isn't unusual if you're doing a lipid panel.

Amber has said she's "been going through some theeengs" a million times before. I don't recall a time when that has ever turned out to mean anything besides "I gained weight and don't want to talk about it"

Honestly I won't be shocked if she doesn't have diabetes yet. She is pretty young still.