i fell..... twice - 9/25/2018

[Queen of Moderation]

Time for our Gorl to go live in the sea with all the other 500+ pound mammals since she can no longer stand up on land.

There would be unprecedented beachings of whales, manatees would throw themselves in front of boats, and dolphins would seek out tuna nets just to get away from her.

 

[LofaSofa]

Wow, you're not kidding. What used to be a fairly dainty chin with a cleft now looks like a misshapen ballsack.

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[Gorl..]

ALR struggling after a fall ( 2018 )

 

[Xenomorph]

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@Piga Dgrifm Perfect for you bb.

You know I never noticed before how prominent AL's chin really is.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Doesn't want to get into specifics about what's going on in her life because of 'personal stuff' proceeds to tell the entire world that her fat-arse fell twice and literally couldn't get up. Makes sense.

 

[TenMilesWide]

Hope she didn't land on Twinkie. And still doesn't when this inevitably happens again.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I know AL once said the most disgusting thing she's ever smelled were her own feet. I also recall her saying her feet stank one day as Destiny was driving her around. It's a fact well-accepted that if your feet reek then your shoes must reek, especially the fabric ballet shoes she gets at WalMart. No idea what she means about baby soft feet because her feet are a callused, disgusting mess with horrifying toenails. But I do know that if she slips out of those shoes after wearing them a few hours, the microbial waste and sweat smell has to linger on her feet and between her toes unless Becky cleans them up for her, kind of like wiping off the feet of a dog who spent time racing around in the mud before you let it back into the house. I don't see that happening and if I am correct then that means she may well wander though that house spreading the smell onto bedding, furniture and rugs.

She's at the point to where she cannot manage her hygiene anymore. Living with her must be like living between a paper mill and a portojohn rental place.

 

[Strine]

Hope she didn't land on Twinkie. And still doesn't when this inevitably happens again.

I DO hope she lands on Twinkie. I'd wish that on her rather than a lingering obesity death in the hands of dumb-as-fucking-dogshit animal abusing dykes, or just being left in a vacant lot when Amber needs to move in with a new spedsbian who can't have dogs in her house.

 

[Twinkie]

She's at the point to where she cannot manage her hygiene anymore. Living with her must be like living between a paper mill and a portojohn rental place.

Sorry for the :dumb: question but... do paper mills smell bad?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Amber said in old videos when she was still in the 400elbees she has heel spurs. I think it's a video where she crawls down the stairs and another one when riding a scooter she says it's because of heel spurs or Plantar Fasciitis. It is extremely painful and if it hurt her at 350-400elbees I can't imagine how much it hurts at 550lbs. Or maybe not at all because of the diabetes numbing her feet out.

Her whole blah about heel spurs is just that - blah. Apparently heel spurs are a bit of a logical fallacy - people get things wrong with their feet then find out they have heel spurs and blame them rather than the underlying condition. Of themselves, spurs don't really matter (source. My doc, so take it up with him if you disagree!)

Essentially, Big Al would rather blame heel spurs than face the fact she has destroyed her foot tendon or do anything to mitigate worse damage. PF for normals is a pain in the arse but her feet are beyond repair. Nothing will fix that tendon now, but she'll continue on wittering about spurs and ignoring the issue until her fucking bones get driven through her feet.

However, in brighter news I bring you the PF Sock or, as, I like to call it, the Twat-o-sock. No idea if they work but they sure as hell look stupid. Imagine our dainty gorl sporting these with her holey, see-through palazzo pants and tent-that-I'm-wearing-as-a-top. Isn't it just sooooooopacyyyoooot?

 

[Twinkie]

Hmm well I hope it's not plantar facitis because I don't know if becky can manage to get that contraption on amber's hooves.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@SAVE TWINKIE! Absolutely no fucking chance. The compression socks are a wrestle for normies and they only cover part of the foot and ankle (they're kinda like Tubigrip, only megareinforced.)

Half an hour with heavy plant and Becky might've managed to get it over one toe. On the other hand, the struggle would be worth it for the stunneeen sight of AL's bulging ankle fupa* over a compression sock. She'd be able to store snacks in the resultant cavity.

*Anklepa? Fankle? Two words I never thought I'd say in conjunction, anyway.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I finally forced myself to sit through the video. What the fuck does having soft feet have to do with falling? Soft feet aren’t more prone to slipping than any other feet. The softness of your feet has no significant correlation with falling. She’s Narnia-deep in denial, isn’t she?

There’s are two reasons why a person falls: balance issues or not enough strength to keep the body upright. In people her size, blood pressure related issues and diabetes are the most likely culprits. Low blood pressure or low blood sugar can cause major spells of dizziness. Diabetes also causes nerve damage that often manifests as numbness in feet. As for strength-related issues, as I mentioned in a previous comment, lying in bed will reduce your muscle mass to nothing. Walking activates a ton of muscles, including ones used for stabilization.

Add her fucked up center of mass on top of that, and you got yourself a crater in the living room.

 

[EH 110]

It seems like there is no rock bottom for Big Amber. For a lot of people, rock bottom might be hitting 200 (or 300, 400, etc.) pounds, not being able to buy pants anywhere, wearing out cars (including having to make sure you can fit in it before you buy it, not being able to fasten a seat belt, and having the bumper drag against the road), having to call movie theaters to see if the seats are large enough, and so on. Amber puts up with all of these things and she doesn't care. A few months ago, someone photoshopped her features onto a model's body and Amber kept eating. It's like there is nothing that will motivate her to lose weight. Now she's falling around the house and her plan is "Well, gee, I will not do that again." Amber, I doubt you fell on purpose those other times, so it's obviously not something you can control. The fun times will come when she falls in public. I know it would truly embarrass her to have people watching her roll around on the floor, unable or unwilling to help. Will that be what she needs to make her change? No. But it sounds like it's going to happen sooner or later. (Sorry for the slight A-Log at the end there.)

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Soft feet will actually give better grip.

But we all know that's just her talking bollocks. She went arse over tit (if it happened at all) and if her feet had anything to do with it, its far more likely to be sweaty flippers. But our princess could NEVER admit to that.

Must admit though, planning to not fall over is a genius move. The Kentucky Brains Trust is on fleek.

 

[a dinosaur]

good job registering with an email account you use and then directly attacking the administration of the site. go back to lcf where you don't have to worry about being this retarded.

Is there an "oh shit, you done stirred the pot" emoticon? Because OooooOOOOoHHHHHhhhHHH! Somebody got served... whatever sodium slop was in that pot.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@Toxoplasmosis I guess AL is like the prelude - the longest one ever - to MSHPL.

We see them getting hosed down on the porch, cut out of the house or frying chicken in bed and can never understand how they got there, how all the warnings like doorframes fitting somewhat snugly were somehow just built in to everyday life. "Oh dear, I can no longer dress myself? Fukkit, have a bun."

I think that many of us have come from a place where we felt sorry for AL, even though her personality is obnoxious its a bit chicken-and-egg; does the obnoxious fuel the flab or the other way round? But we see her taking the most ludicrous, convoluted paths to explain away all those same warning signs we think would be a wake-up call and, although she talks the talk, its as if she doesn't truly see any connection between food and this end result. But every time she just bulldozes her way through another massive warning flag it almost offends her followers, especially when we're then expected to swallow an utterly stupid explanation. Ultimately, she's offending plain logic and gets so much "hate" partly because she's asking us to be complicit. You can only sympathise for so long with someone who just fucks that sympathy off.

God knows what her rock bottom would be. I'd've thought that rubicon would've been many, many embarrassing or life-affecting situations ago, but I guess as long as she can spin a story to convince herself - and I reckon a huge part of why she can't stand any difficult questions is that they might make her question her own paper-thin obfuscations - then she'll never hit it. 'S mindblowing, innit?

 

[Strine]

@Toxoplasmosis I guess AL is like the prelude - the longest one ever - to MSHPL.

We see them getting hosed down on the porch, cut out of the house or frying chicken in bed and can never understand how they got there, how all the warnings like doorframes fitting somewhat snugly were somehow just built in to everyday life.

I think that many of us have come from a place where we felt sorry for AL, even though her personality is obnoxious its a bit chicken-and-egg; does the obnoxious fuel the flab or the other way round? But we see her taking the most ludicrous, convoluted paths to explain away all those same warning signs we think would be a wake-up call and, although she talks the talk, its as if she doesn't truly see any connection between food and this end result. But every time she just bulldozes her way through another massive warning flag it almost offends her followers, especially when we're then expected to swallow an utterly stupid explanation. Ultimately, she's offending plain logic and gets so much "hate" partly because she's asking us to be complicit. You can only sympathise for so long with someone who just fucks that sympathy off.

God knows what her rock bottom would be. I'd've thought that rubicon would've been many, many embarrassing or life-affecting situations ago, but I guess as long as she can spin a story to convince herself - and I reckon a huge part of why she can't stand any difficult questions is that they might make her question her own paper-thin obfuscations - then she'll never hit it. 'S mindblowing, innit?

She's hit rock bottom so many times that it has battered wife syndrome. Remember, for every disgrace she reveals to us, there are countless more she would never reveal; disgusting ones to do with her hygiene (imagine what this bitch smells like :islamic: ), mortifying ones like being too fat to have sex, that kind of thing.

As for the hate, she wouldn't get even a fraction of the hate if she didn't lie constantly about everything. It's not simple lying, either; it's a dense fabric of deceit stretching across days, weeks, and years (almost as far as her Torrid dress fabric has to stretch). Take this very video: she posted it because she lied about a fall to get out of a weigh-in she lied about promising to do, and the explanation in the video is all lies that aren't even congruent with each other. Instead of explaining why she lied about the previous the weigh-in she just lies and says she will do them in future, and lies that this has really opened her eyes and changed her outlook. She expects her viewers to witness all of this, understand it, yet not even QUESTION a singular untruth, even though every video has dozens of laaaaaahhhhhhs. The lying never even has any point except to make herself think that she's somehow saved face, or outwitted her haydurs whom she seems to think will believe 2+2=5 if she lahhhs and says it's true.

Returning to my first point: the lies are pointless because we can readily see that she's too fat to have sex, that she would have terrifying hygiene problems, et cetera. Amber is either too dumb to be aware that we could figure this out, or too narc to think about it at all beyond making her feel better. The one does not preclude the other.

 

[AJ 447]

Sorry for the :dumb: question but... do paper mills smell bad?

Yes, they smell like rotten eggs.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Yes, they smell like rotten eggs.

Well, that's fortunate then. Becky's fully acclimatised.