I FUCKING HATE ZOOMER EDITING

[Carpenter Trout]

Haha old man you cant hear anything above 16,000 hzs. My ears are strong and yours are weak and failing time to get with the times old man

Said the retard who can't focus on reading more than a paragraph before the untreated ADHD kicks in.

 

[ethanity]

I heavily dislike the ones that use good fanart from twitter and pixiv for their shitty anime thirst trap edits. They're worse than the spic ran dbz fanart accounts on facebook that churn out 50 posts of AI slop an hour.

 

[Rololowlo]

The old YTP videos were at least funny and self-aware, and were mostly made to take the piss out of the early "serious" YouTubers before YouTube actually became "very serious business". The difference with these though is these Ziddiots do the same things un-ironically, and for no logical or artistic purpose whatsoever.

You have to wonder how they could even be ironic. There is virtually no room to make a satire of someone browsing tiktok.

This rapidfire succession of unrelated shit with exaggarated sounds, forced wheeze, one-word-per-line subtitles with robovoice, repetitive audio like Flowers by Cyrus, listened several times in a row... that shit is so random you would have to be extremely heavy-handed for it to even register as a parody.

 

[Grinrow2]

Said the retard who can't focus on reading more than a paragraph before the untreated ADHD kicks in.

Brevity is the soul of wit retard

 

[The Lawgiver]

I developed a severe hatred of Fumos thanks to faggot editors shoving them in videos

Fumos got even more horribly scalped after the reddit people got aware of the fumo memes.
Hope this helps, no zoomer editing in there.

 

[BirdUp]

Brevity is the soul of wit retard

that's true but it doesn't excuse you for having the attention span of a goldfish

 

[Overly Serious]

I saw someone else mention this one but I'm a big fan of L1 Techs YT channel. Wendell is one of the better tech commentators out there. But at some point more recently they must have hired a "professional" to help them with their videos because he's gone from simply sitting there and knowledgeably rambling (what I want) to turning to a different camera every few sentences and there are random zoom ins every ten seconds or so. I hate it and it's distracting. If I'm watching a video on SAS drives I'm doing so for information, not cheap dopamine hits to my lizard brain.

 

[Smar Mijou]

I was taking the piss, this garbage activates my fight or flight response
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To be honest, I wouldn't want to be on a flight anywhere near someone looking and/or sounding like this. I would be willing to bet that the chances of my flight ending in the side of a building would be significantly higher than normal.

Haha old man you cant hear anything above 16,000 hzs. My ears are strong and yours are weak and failing time to get with the times old man

Nah, I actually have pretty good hearing, and it's exactly because I've always tended to avoid sudden loud sounds that would immediately liquefy my eardrums, and make Hellen Keller reach for the earplugs, you dumb fucking nigger.

 

[Grinrow2]

Nah, I actually have pretty good hearing, and it's exactly because I've always tended to avoid sudden loud sounds that would immediately liquefy my eardrums, and make Hellen Keller reach for the earplugs

Nope excuses, excuses

you dumb fucking nigger

Nope im white and you're brown lmao

 

[The Lawgiver]

Nope excuses, excuses

Nope im white and you're brown lmao

Nigga going by that logic you're a purple G cube, not white, what are you smoking?

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

You are all dumb boomers we ZOOMERS shall inherit the GYATT so skibidi away OHIO GRONKS.