Not a REEE but he says "this thing could use some cleaning" when he sees some graffiti on the train... more like the city needs cleaning of niggers and criminals
1:30 he literally sees a road and immediately goes "fuck" ??? How is that a normal person reaction to seeing a road?
Then right after, literally goes for the "this place used to be nice and quiet, but then CARS" trope that every bugman inevitably brings up
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2:00
"I'd love to look at the station building, but the highway sign is in the way"
Then walk around it you stupid fucking nigger? You like walking so much why don't you just walk 5 feet to the side to get it out of your sightline??
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Five seconds later
"this used to be a nice green park, but now it's a concrete parking lot"
Notice how these bugmen never apply the same standards to trains, their favorite mode of transport, they dont go "this was a nice green park until they ripped it up and built a train station"
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Not a reee but he goes down the "staircase noone uses" that smells like piss and feces, pretty sure Not Just Bikes or another bugman covered that one too, bugmen never talk about the cultural diversity that caused it and just chalk it up to simply needing cleaning
Ok I'm not making this shit up he literally says a few seconds later "Public safety in prague is top notch, there are no unsafe areas" uhhhh didnt you just disprove yourself?
5:07
"But despite the efficient and dense public transit network, cars rule most of the city"
This statement is such a oxymoron i have a hard believing a real human being said it and not some soulless automaton
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5:33
"There are simply too many damned cars in this city, they are everywhere"
He's going to be in for a rude awakening when he finds out cars are used everywhere, even in the Netherlands
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5:40
"Let's stop at the beautiful 15th century architectural landmark, behind the traffic signs with cars going through underneath it"
Oh my god this insufferable prick sounds like parody at this point, he could literally step to the side but he deliberately goes behind the signs to be a obnoxious fucking faggot
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6:03
"This sidewalk is about 5 centimeters wide while cars get 4 meters"
He says this on a sidewalk that's actually 50 centimeters wide in a dense area next to little to no traffic with tons of twists and turns, holy shit he just clearly irrationaly hates cars
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Five seconds later
"The Prague city center just wasn't built for cars"
He says it in a negative tone even though it should be a good thing? He literally walks past a speed bump as he says this, I don't get what he's so pissed in his panties about
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6:20
"People drive in with their gigantic SUVs as there are absolutely no restrictions on car traffic"
I guess if you don't count needing to drive one lane / one way roads at low speeds with speed bumps and tight corners as restrictions, sure. Whatever, at this point bugman lives in an insane bizarro world where any form of being able to travel by yourself is an encroachment upon his livelihood and safety, anything fucking goes I guess.
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6:38
"Prague has an even older city center... aand it's full of cars"
Theres barely 5 of them (not counting parked) fucking driving on cobblestone, we're not even halfway through the video and you'd be dead from alcohol poisoning by now.
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6:50
"Even the narrowest streets aren't free from car traffic, I cannot understate how annoying this is"
>one van drives by slowly on cobblestone
>"OH MY GOD IT'S SO ANNOYING! PEOPLE BEING ABLE TO MOVE WHENEVER THEY WANT, I HATE IT!"
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7:02
"The old down has beautiful medieval streets only to encounter more metal boxes."
Trains are metal boxes too but he doesn't seem to hate those, what gives?
Also he's literally looking at 3 parked cars, I'm unsure what the problem is with them. Are they going to roll backwards and run somebody over spontaneously?
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7:09
"A beautiful medieval cathedral you say, let's squeeze a car in there"
Yea it's literally just 1 car parked, even behind a fence. This bugman is pretty much Not Just Bikes on crack cocaine, holy shit.
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7:14
"A UNESCO protected fully intact baroque town square? Looks like a great place for a parking lot"
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7:25
"The only truly car free areas are where cars couldn't physically fit, but you have to climb a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, and some more"
Man discovers that walking is exhausting, news at 11.
Good thing we're only counting reees about cars and not reees about reality in general or this would definitely be another shot.
8:15
"But going down, we're soon back to autoland, I have no idea why they let this stand in the year 2022."
Invoking the current year as if everybody agrees with him and his insane rambling.
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8:27
"It's the most touristed area, people barely fit onto the sidewalks and yet they give most of the space to cars."
He is literally looking at a cobblestone road with one narrow lane for cars that have to drive next to a ton of parked cars. I have no idea what his problem is.
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8:49
"Enjoy your 40 centimetres of sidewalk cus you aint getting more."
It looks to be the same place as the last time he complained about "5 centimetres" of sidewalk.
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8:56
"Prague desperately needs some sort of restriction on private motor traffic. This cannot go on any longer."
If you don't count narrow streets and ... you know what, I just went over this earlier. It's hopeless, the bugman clearly cannot be reasoned with.
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9:17
"There aren't any cyclists because the problem is cars."
Gee golly willikers maybe because it's a pretty hilly city that you complained earlier about having to walk up through? I sure can't see any other reason why they don't cycle here.
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9:41
"All the urban freeways, paved surfaces, and concrete monoliths act as heat radiators, turning surrounding places inhospitable for humans"
This is apparently under "climate policy". Props to you for not going for the tiresome "cars pump CO2 into the atmosphere" reee, however I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. It reads like an AI wrote it.
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9:49
"The city does have a strategy to improve the local climate but nothing will change as long as cars rule the streets."
Yea because apparently the only thing that matters in this universe is cars and cars only, nothing else affects the climate. Yea sure buddy.
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10:27 So he hates underpasses because they smell and look like shit yet he puts the blame on cars instead of the people who are being public nuisances...
Yup that pretty much sums up the bugman mentality.
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