I refuse to learn how to drive

Makhnovshchina

Makhnovshchina

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People always ask me "Why don't you drive/know how to?". It's simple: Automobiles are an evil invention that murder millions of innocent people every year more than guns. I don't get how people can say "Oh I'm an environmentalist" and then drive a car. It's like screwing for virginity. It's illogical. Car companies pollute the environment, created a society that's dependent on them and cost too much. Not to mention controlling these contraptions is impossible, you have to constantly rube goldberg around just to get them to move and you make one little mistake and boom, right into a ditch/tree and you're dead or paralyzed for life and have to spend millions in hospital bills. So tldr: Fuck cars.
 
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From the same OP to give us such hits as:
Makhnovshchina said:
Age of consent laws really have just become a way for the government to lock up more people than needed, adding to the prison overpopulation. Nothing is wrong just because it's illegal. Law is a flexible system of moral judgments, which vary according to the place on earth and the time in history. Laws, being written before the act and involving nothing more than subjective judgments, have no ethical authority over the rightness of any practice. One example that demonstrates this is miscegenation.
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Muh public transportation. God gave me legs for a reason. I don't like public transportation either, nor does my city have any.
Grub said:
Well then I refuse to acknowledge you as an adult. Children need adults to transport them around. Now go hop on the bus next to the crackheads and retards and let the grown ups worry about how to operate the big scary wheeled machines.
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Makhnovshchina said:
It's like screwing for virginity. It's illogical. Car companies pollute the environment, created a society that's dependent on them and cost too much.
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Irony. You've never known the simple pleasure of tossing a girl into the backseat of your car and putting your cars' suspension through the ringer.

Makhnovshchina said:
Horses and other beasts of burden exist you know.
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So in one breath you were concerned about the environment, but now you're fine to subjecting animals to tasks of burden. Must be one of those non-vegan environmentalists.
 
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Pilgrim of Grace said:
Irony. You've never known the simple pleasure of tossing a girl into the backseat of your car and putting your cars' suspension through the ringer.


So in one breath you were concerned about the environment, but now you're fine to subjecting animals to tasks of burden. Must be one of those non-vegan environmentalists.
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Very much so, I eat meat, but have thought of possibly becoming a vegan, It's mainly a morality/environment issue in my mind and not for health, most animals can handle subjection that doesn't involve slitting their necks open and turning them into glue. I imagine if you feed them, care for them, and not abuse them they'll at best put up with it.
 
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Everytime I watch those videos of people speeding or see people tearing ass on my street I just pray to the FSM that they slam right into a fucking brick wall and instantly get Porsche girl'd
Feefee81093 said:
You're missing out on drifting, driving too fast in a 35 area, and hot boxing. I named my car. It has a headcannon and everything.
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Makhnovshchina said:
Very much so, I eat meat, but have thought of possibly becoming a vegan, It's mainly a morality/environment issue in my mind and not for health.
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Thus far you're batting low on the scale of masculinity.

NerdShamer said:
Alright, have fun feeding it, paying for it's vet bills, cleaning up after it, and strangling the zoophiles who'll show up to molest it
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Also this. Livestocking of any form is damned hard work. Horse manure is nectar for the garden though.

What are you feelings on lawn mowers, push-able or ride-able?
 
Even if you don’t plan to drive, I think it’s smart to learn how. I generally hate driving because it’s often hard to predict what other people will do on the road, and some people become straight up fucking nuts the second they get behind the wheel. I would prefer not having to drive at all, but it is what it is.

On the other hand, I love driving at night when the roads are empty and/or on country roads. Relaxing
 
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