I refuse to learn how to drive

[Makhnovshchina]

Thus far you're batting low on the scale of masculinity.


Also this. Livestocking of any form is damned hard work. Horse manure is nectar for the garden though.

What are you feelings on lawn mowers, push-able or ride-able?

"Muh masculinity" is a chud alpha/beta hogwash buzzword. As for mowers, sometimes you gotta clean up your yard, so I'm okay with them, as long as you don't cut down too much of nature.

 

[Makhnovshchina]

Well pretty sure now this is just a poor trolling attempt but yes, it's completely viable to stable and utilize horses in a modern city. There are definitely no problems with this idea.

I'm not trolling. If of anything we could install a khmer rouge like system to get people out of modern cites, and or turn into almost like a solarpunk society with some modern aspects and completely alter it, but that's utopian.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I like how this guy keeps trying to make all these weird bait posts in deep thoughts, and the one that's gotten the most intense reaction is "I refuse to learn to drive".

Parallel parking is very important to kiwi culture apparently.

Although I understand. I don't drive if I can avoid it, I prefer forms of transportation where I can get some exercise and/or stare off into space without potentially mangling anyone.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Horses and other beasts of burden exist you know.

The ladies go absolutely wild when OP rolls up in his ox-drawn cart



Carfags stay losing.

 

[NerdShamer]

What are you feelings on lawn mowers, push-able or ride-able?

That they should be reconfigured to turn people like you into fertilizer

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

My car gives me the option of going from point A to point B at my own convenience, on my own time. Show up when I want and leave when I want.
But if you have fun waiting for the bus, or enjoy having to ask other people to drive you around then that's fine I guess. I personally just like the convenience of it

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Car companies pollute the environment

Oversized dildo companies pollute the environment too yet I don't see you complaining about that.

cost too much.

Oh I get it now.

Not to mention controlling these contraptions is impossible, you have to constantly rube goldberg around just to get them to move and you make one little mistake and boom, right into a ditch/tree and you're dead or paralyzed for life and have to spend millions in hospital bills.

That's literally not how driving works. You could teach a chromosome-deficient abnormality like @SamanthaPrater how do do it.

So tldr: Fuck cars

There's a whole thread for you here. I look forward to watching you sperg out in there.

 

[Grub]

I'm not trolling. If of anything we could install a khmer rouge like system to get people out of modern cites, and or turn into almost like a solarpunk society with some modern aspects and completely alter it, but that's utopian.

Sorry, my bad, you're just retarded.

Or, instead of all that dumb shit, the people who don't want to remain perpetual children can just continue driving and you can keep living your wretched existence never knowing the joys of cruising down a highway with nothing but open road going faster than any natural being on this earth can go.

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

"Muh masculinity" is a chud alpha/beta hogwash buzzword.

Struck a nerve, huh? You can come take a ride with me in my car.

As for mowers, sometimes you gotta clean up your yard, so I'm okay with them, as long as you don't cut down too much of nature.

For grievances toward cars, you state "controlling these contraptions is impossible". Lawn mowers are not only more awkward than an old Toyota Camry, but are literal spinning death blades with a bonnet stuck on them.

So poor control isn't really the issue, but the means by which control is achieved. Steering wheel bad, handle bars good.

It's not the concept of dangerous machinery itself which appalls you but merely the packaging of dangerous machinery. I.e. Toro good, Mitsubishi bad.

You're not offended by pollution itself but merely the mechanism of delivery. Lawn mowers, as a feature, don't have catalytic converters.

Thank you for your patience and responses. I'm learning a great deal.

 

[Dyn]

Horses and other beasts of burden exist you know.

Are you actually trying to imply that you ride a horse to work?

 

[Makhnovshchina]

Are you actually trying to imply that you ride a horse to work?

I'd like to.

 

[Dyn]

I'd like to.

How do you get to work?

 

[Makhnovshchina]

How do you get to work?

Unemployed as of now but looking. I usually walk/bike everywhere. Town I live in is small so I can actually make it from A-B.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Unemployed as of now but looking. I usually walk/bike everywhere. Town I live in is small so I can actually make it from A-B.

You could always learn how to drive just in case of an emergency and otherwise never own a car.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Not a big fan of driving, personally, but it's been a blessing once I was able to get my license. Still have parking problems, so I'm going to practice that just to spite OP.

 

[Colloid]

Unemployed as of now but looking. I usually walk/bike everywhere. Town I live in is small so I can actually make it from A-B.

Well you'd definitely have more potential employment opportunities and would be more capable of solving your unemployment problem here if you were able commute further out with a car. Food for thought.

 

[The Last Stand]

OP is inspiring me to overcome my fear of driving.

 

[Absolutego]

Imagine letting local government totally limit your freedom to move lmao.
Getting strong vibes of that NYC transman who literally cried when she first encountered the woods.

 

[Rozzy]

Horses and other beasts of burden exist you know.

You mean like Mustangs?

 

[LeCoq]

Fuck car (a poem)

Fuck cars.
Long live tchoo-tchoo trains.

Destroy highways,
Rebuild railways.

The car-centric reconstruction and its consquences have been a disaster for the human race,
Make America and Canada walkable again.

Fuck car,
Unfuck us.