Ice Poseidon's Hunger Games - IP2 Answer to Fishtank

[miata]

Eliminations were supposed to initially work in this by having each contestant wear a pressure-sensitive vest that would activate when enough force was applied (enough being, in theory, a decent punch.) Get hit enough times (10) and you're out. About two hours into the event, it's evidently not a functioning system as 10+ players have "died" from simply running, and one has died to literal bushes grazing his vest. Ice is enacting plan B: give everybody a white t-shirt, slingshots, and paintballs.
Scuffed event. Oh well.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Wiggers did it better. Na-na-na-boo-boo.

 

[Mr Sister]

Everyone is wearing chest mounts and shit so IP doesn't think the white shirt idea will work.
He set everyone's health to 100 instead of 10 like it was previously.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

They are now riding around on ATVs and lighting up anyone they see with a bright green light. They follow them and stay near them and kill them. There's no chance to get away, which is just stupid. The ATVniggers should not be able to stop and follow people around. There's a stupid bitch livestreaming it right now:

https://kick.com/woodbabi

 

[Cave Fisher]

The possibility of any of these contestants actually getting bit by a snake live is the only thing that could get me to watch a fucking Kick stream.

 

[bar soap]

So it's going to be 49 guys slowly starving to death and one guy sitting in a bush until everyone else quit? Like Alone except very very annoying people we've never heard of? Sounds like a great time..

sounds more like a saw trap to me

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

So this just happened

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Niggas be plotting
"He can't punch me, he doesn't have a weapon, I have a weapon and I can pound him!"

"Whoop his ass"

"Damn, that is some Rodney King shit"

Content Spray!

Lary tried to steal a vehicle, got kicked in the head by Xena and wants to quit.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Dr Beats and his group found some guys chilling in their tent and attacked them.

One of the guys in the tent (dariusirl I think) crawled out and bit him

https://kick.com/dr_beats (check the clips)

 

[Why am I doing this?]

If there’s some old-timey dueling law still on the books that might work, but this seems like just getting people to commit assault that will actually break ribs.

Mutual combat is legal in Texas.

 

[Looney Troons]

This is so profoundly bad. I’m reminded of how much I would love to go do laser tag as a kid and for Christmas one year, my mother bought me one of those lame, barely functional kits to play at home with friends. Neat idea, but the technology just didn’t work.

 

[Nagato Kai Ni Surigao]

So the content is beating people with clubs in the desert shrubland?! Real caveman shit

 

[User 170096]

Human inflicted bites - 1
Animal inflicted bites - 0
It's not looking good

 

[Bukke Bruse]

After Slightlyhomeless fled from a cow chasing him, he decided to take a breather.

But Chickenandy was on his trail and went looking for him.


Chicken Andy looking for homeless:

Attack:

ChickenAndy's Pov:

 

[3deadniggers]

This sucks. I was hoping it would be more than insufferable people hitting each other with bats when you can't see shit because the cameras on their chest.

 

[El Duce]

Are the people heading to the restricted zone full of onlyfans bitches just quitting, or are they fixing their vests?
Edit: They are, its JMoney and Dblduty. Teammates of Jon iirc. Also vests are now officially breaking

 

[Cave Fisher]

I've seen nerf fights more organized than this.
It's a pretty bad idea to include melee combat at all if all the footage is going to come from the contestants own shaky cameras that will probably just get dropped in the heat of the moment.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Looking at the live map. Is there a reason it only shows ~20 people? Anyway, I see many people with 90-100 lives. Some with 70-90 lives. The lowest I saw was iamtrevian with 11 lives, who I could have sworn had 13 a few minutes ago but hasn't interacted with any other visible names. Woah, he just went to 10 lives.

Is he getting slammed by people that don't appear on the map? Also, I have seen hunters pass several people that seemed like they would be visible. What's up with that?

Edit: Adding a portion of the map just for posterity.



Iamtrevian is now down to 7 lives. Can't watch the stream so now idea what's happening. But he's been next to Eli for several minutes now, talking I imagine. From the map I can't tell why he's been losing lives.

I briefly opened the stream of Woodbabi, a hunter. Fast chat and a lot of simps. Sad I missed BBWlover's name appearing. She was saying something like "did I do good chat?" so I think she attacked someone.


The whole 15 seconds I watched of her stream was pretty much just her tits. You will note the Onlyfans link.

Map is currently disabled.

 

[Aidan]

From the map I can't tell why he's been losing lives.

The vests are dysfunctional so he's probably losing lives from walking around.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Watched a few seconds of Letty's stream. She was waiting for someone but some other guys appeared instead. She offered to team up if they'd accept the other guy, too. On the map, there was nowhere near her, so obviously the map tracking is scuffed like everything else.

Iamtrevian status: 3 lives.