Iconic/odd images of the early internet

[Fag Albert]

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fuck brother you just sent me back

 

[RaunchyVibes]

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

LAN party from 2002, featuring I beam duct tape pizza hammock. Simpler times. [Archive]

 

[Flatline]

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He never had a chance.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Spoiler: Image dump, fairly Something Awful-centric.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Spoiler: Typical Furry Art

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[Uziel Gal]

Spoiler: More

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

He lost an arm. He then used his insurance payout to buy a Porsche - with a stick shift. No idea what happened to him after that.

I thought it was a Mustang or some other american muscle car?
The story, as I remember it, was that he bought a motorcycle that wasn't noob friendly. People on SA warned.
Then he crashed into car at an intersection or something. People told him he shouldn't have bought that motorcycle, it wasn't noob friendly.
Backpanther gets a check from his insurance company. He buys an even more powerful motorcycle. People tell him it's a bad idea but he claims that if his old motorcycle had more power he could have avoided the accident.
Backpanther crashes into a car at an intersection at high speed, he gets launched up into the air and hits a lamp post then falls to the ground. He is seriously injured. They have to amputate his arm.
Backpanther gets a big check from his insurance company. He buys a stick-shift muscle car.
Someone uses photoshop to remove one of the front legs of his panther tattoo.

Have some goon lairs as tax.
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That's Gottfried Svartholm Warg, one of the three Piratebay people that got prosecuted and convicted in that big trial a bunch of years back.
The picture is taken in Cambodia. Some say that one of the reasons he moved there was because crystal is cheap as shit.

 

[Megaton Punch]

 

[rachael slur]

 

[Smar Mijou]

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Who even was this dude?

Rumor has it he's lost a bit of weight and now runs a New Zealand flightless bird farm...

All those irrelevant and absurd memes definitely tickle my brain in the right way. Icanhascheezburger/demotivateus/iFunny/YTMND, etc it's really a small but definite era of the internet; after widespread access to high speed internet was available, but before Facebook and other social media took over.

and just because it's a billion years old and still makes me laugh like a fucking lunatic every time I see it.... WHARRGARBL

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Spoiler: More

MORE

Holy shit, I made one of those. My life was not a waste.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

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>Fake nose blush
That's a modern trend based on belle delphine's ageplay makeup shoddily relabeled "e-girl aesthetic". Kinda funny how you got sex workers mimicing a juvenile stereotype with blush, freckles, bandaids and braces. To sell porn.

 

[Preferred Penne]

 

[Haloperidol]

 

[Halo]

 

[bile demon]

Wanted to post goatse but couldn't find the original image and the .cx domain no longer works, so this will have to do.

 

[rachael slur]

>Fake nose blush
That's a modern trend based on belle delphine's ageplay makeup shoddily relabeled "e-girl aesthetic". Kinda funny how you got sex workers mimicing a juvenile stereotype with blush, freckles, bandaids and braces. To sell porn.

That is cracky chan, circa 2005 /b/

 

[AnOminous]

>Fake nose blush
That's a modern trend based on belle delphine's ageplay makeup shoddily relabeled "e-girl aesthetic". Kinda funny how you got sex workers mimicing a juvenile stereotype with blush, freckles, bandaids and braces. To sell porn.

Was Belle Delphine even born when Cracky did that? Did you notice what thread you're on?

 

[ditto]