If Kiwi Farms was a thing in the 1990's, which lolcow threads would be the most active? - Keeping this thing going...

[Hortikekulture]

Don't forget the metal head elitists hating on Nu-metal for being sold out.

That too.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

Instead of bugging oldfags with retarded zoomer speak. Newfags would bug them with retarded millenial speak.

 

[Caesare]

I can only imagine how much of a shitshow the Pat Buchanan thread would be

I love that guy.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Road Warrior Hawk's alcoholism

The boycott of Victor Salva's Powder when the victim now a young adult speaks out in 1995

https://ew.com/article/1995/11/10/powder-sparks-protest/

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1995-10-31-ca-63118-story.html

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

An entire thread of 90s slang

 

[CowPox]

Tom Sizemore

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

A music thread yelling about how not metal nu-metal is, perhaps?

 

[Blazeuser56]

Jeffery Epstein.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

A music thread yelling about how not metal nu-metal is, perhaps?

Followed by this

 

[Elysian]

A music thread for killer beats made in MTV Music Generator or Rebirth RB-338

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

We would have a thread on pogs.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Sigh, imagine all the additional Dec content we could have had.

 

[Skitarii]

I'm not sure if Saddam Hussein would get a lolcow thread

I think that faggot @Saddam Hussain Obama definitely deserves one

 

[GilaCutter]

Don't forget the metal head elitists hating on Nu-metal for being sold out.

There's probably some early black metal acts that are tryhard enough to qualify, too.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

newfags joining the internet

Eternal September is still a thing tbh.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Eternal September is still a thing tbh.

Forever June after the first iPhone made internet access easy

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Forever June after the first iPhone made internet access easy

Oh Jesus Christ it's happened twice in my lifetime now. Fuck I am getting old. That is around the time the internet changed wasn't it? Went from oddities and eccentricities to whatever you call it now.

 

[Señora Airi]

There's probably some early black metal acts that are tryhard enough to qualify, too.

Honestly Euronymous and Varg would be lolcows.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

We'd have a thread on one of the earliest memes: Mr. T vs Everything

http://homepage.isomedia.com/~tonyc/mrt/

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mr-t-vs-everything

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Daniel Johnston would have been a sweet schizocow.