If Kiwi Farms was a thing in the 1990's, which lolcow threads would be the most active? - Keeping this thing going...

[Cedric_Eff]

Apple thread (Formerly the Apple Deathwatch Thread)
A thread on Microsoft and Bill Gates. A lot of activity when they were investigated for being a monopoly. Also a lot of hate about how unstable Windows 9x is.

Then the Linux Thread and how awesome and cool Linux is.

 

[tehpope]

Then the Linux Thread and how awesome and cool Linux is.

A mail chain to send copies of debian and slackware to others. People fighting over what DE is best.

 

[cybertoaster]

Black belt/Dreamcast speculation thread, I remember there was a metric ton of buzz about it at the time, if 3dfx was really involved, "SEGA IS BAAAACK!" spergery and the like.

crazy evangelical christian (alongside other sorts of moral and religious conservatives, but the latter would be a distinct minority) types that were all over the internet at the time.

I never encountered any fundies or even neo-nazis online back then.

The nineties were the last hurrah of the religious right,

Nah they were far bigger and more annoying during the dubya years.

A 'Gadget From Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers Is Hot' Thread

Why so many people think that character is hot?

I wonder if this "Osama" fellow will try something later, they say he was a freedom fighter that fought the Soviets but here he sounds really bad!

Nah, he's a former lackey, when have any of our lackeys turned against us? the CIA knows what they are doing and they never ever glow.

Honestly, if Kiwi Farms existed back in the 1990's or even the 2000's, then the A&N equivalent would probably be a lot more left-leaning or at least liberal.

At most, a right-wing KF in the 90's would be a lot more likely to be of a libertarian "South Park Republican" mindset as opposed to what it is now.

Hell, many of us here would be considered plenty liberal for the 90's.

Like, if you don't care if the gay can get married now then congratulations you're a far-lefty from the 90's because back then liberals thought gay marriage was a bridge too far.

I'm pretty sure the majority of celebrities sex tapes were the 90s?

I only remember pamela anderson's, was there any more?

There would probably a "girl whose good at MK syndrome"

Was that a thing? I remember a few girls playing SSF2.

Gaia Online

Wrong decade.

What would his username here be?

UncleTouchy.

Also a lot of hate about how unstable Windows 9x is.

I still got plenty of hate left from those years.

Then the Linux Thread and how awesome and cool Linux is.

LINUX IS GONNA KILL WINDOWS, TRUST ME GUISE!

 

[Waifu Days]

Then the Linux Thread and how awesome and cool Linux is.

We would be blamed for Window Refund Day.

Joey Buttafuoco

That guy would have an entire board.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

There would be a serial killer megathread, with large effortposts on the likes of Gacy, the Night Stalker, and the Zodiac.

There would also be a thread on Alyssa Milano trying to get pics of her nude scenes taken off the Internet.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Threads about:
Howard Stern Show
Skateboarding
Radical christian lolcows
Yugoslav Wars

 

[3MW0J8]

Mike Tyson rape trial and ear biting
MTV reality shows
Tickle Me Elmo craze
Ellen DeGeneres coming out of the closet
Titanic
Star Wars prequels
The Blair Witch Project

 

[Brother Wind]

, perhaps even the Sonic community as well. Little would we know...

Weirdly, they didn't get real weird until Adventure came out.... Certainly they existed, but Adventure actually characterizing them really blew it all up

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

I feel like Liam and Noel Gallagher would have a thread

 

[Cedric_Eff]

We would be blamed for Window Refund Day.


That guy would have an entire thread.

We’d also be blamed for the NASA hack in the late 90’s or even the Oklahoma City Bombing somehow.

 

[Waifu Days]

Oklahoma City Bombing

Absolutely! Someone would have faxed an ASCII art piece says, "Kiwis love Waco" to Timothy McVeigh. A fax like that could only be sent by every single member of the farms simulations and with full consent.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Absolutely! Someone would have faxed an ASCII art piece says, "Kiwis love Waco" to Timothy McVeigh. A fax like that could only be sent by every single member of the farms simulations and with full consent.

Pretty sure if Kiwi existed then, the Internet would’ve been censored as hard as possible. Like the Clinton administration would try to be like “OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN!!”

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Mary Kay Letourneau

 

[Blamo2000]

The pop-tinfoil hat thread talking about Coast to Coast AM and Alex Jones. It's da Grays.

The anime sperging thread where which of their badly dubbed shows are better with the occasional sperg being only for the original dub.

We could have inherited some lolcows and persons of interest from Usenet. People had zero filter back then.

There would be more actual celebrity gossip.

I admit the video game threads would have been fun, considering the industry made classics after classics during that time. The console wars stuff would be annoying though.

There would be an open invasion board, because raids were mostly seen as harmless fun back then only affecting niche communities.

 

[SIMIΔN]

Like, if you don't care if the gay can get married now then congratulations you're a far-lefty from the 90's because back then liberals thought gay marriage was a bridge too far.

Even Penny Wong, the openly gay Australian Labor Party senator voted against the equal treatment of same sex relationships in '08.

 

[Waifu Days]

Many of the real oldfags here will remember the name, drama, and the a-logs: JenniCAM.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

I feel like Liam and Noel Gallagher would have a thread

Oasis vs Blur autism general

 

[Hortikekulture]

I expect their to be a thread for the whole limp bizkit fans vs slipknot fans also the op could post links to websites made by either fanbase and farmers can laugh at how autistic it all is.

 

[Blamo2000]

I expect their to be a thread for the whole limp bizkit fans vs slipknot fans also the op could post links to websites made by either fanbase and farmers can laugh at how autistic it all is.

Don't forget the metal head elitists hating on Nu-metal for being sold out.

 

[CowPox]

Scott Hall
Oj simpson