If you could have any job

[TinyKiwi]

Just for fun.
If you could have any job in the world what would it be.

 

[Hell0]

i would want the one where i could be with you

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

one where I don't do anything and get paid a shit ton of money

 

[The Fool]

what was hitler's job? the nazi leader one. I want that.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Shitpost and get paid for every post.

 

[OhGoy]

it'd be nice to have a job where the higher-ups don't constantly nag on me and say, "YOU'RE TOO SLOW" every 15 minutes

 

[Kari Kamiya]

They told me I could be anything I wanted.

So I became a laboratory guinea pig.

 

[Pablo Birmingham]

President.

I think my shitposting skills could rank me among the greats.

 

[The Fool]

what was hitler's job? the nazi leader one. I want that.

never mind I just read about how he got fired

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

marine biologist or photographer. i'd love nothing more than spending my days on the water, tracking, monitoring, researching, and saving marine wildlife.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

i've envisioned myself engaged in a life much like ricky from trailer park boys, living off my own crops and getting shot a bunch of times

 

[Okkervils]

If I could get paid for shitposting that would be pretty cool. Virology is interesting, emergency medicine too.

 

[Nobunaga]

Have the job of making soros and all the globalist an innocent organisation that wouldnt be able to hurt a fly compared to me

 

[Bord]

Diplomat.

 

[rococo]

anime exterminator

 

[The Fool]

anime exterminator

would you be exterminating anime, or do you mean you'd be an insect exterminator using kamehameha?

 

[rococo]

would you be exterminating anime, or do you mean you'd be an insect exterminator using kamehameha?

both are my specialty

 

[Slap47]

I want to be a public school teacher with a false sex-abuse accusation attached to my name.

You just collect pay.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reassignment_centers

Reassignment centers are holding facilities for the New York City Department of Education, where more than 600 teachers accused of misconduct have been paid to work full-time doing nothing for months or years at a time while awaiting resolution of their cases.

 

[Red Hood]

Gonna go with the answer I'd have given you 20 years ago: fighter pilot. Just because when people ask what I do I'd be able to cock my eyebrow and say, "I fly an F-16".

Are F-16's even still in service? I'm old.

 

[A Useless Fish]

Ruler of a country. If Democracy 3 is anything to go by, then I am surprisingly good at it!