If you hate Chris, why?

[GZ 004]

I don't think I could bring myself to outright hate Chris. A lot of stuff he does is frustrating to watch, like the threats and the e-begging.

But I find most of his harmless, stupid antics oddly endearing. "Listening to white noise on YouTube to invert your penis? That's Chris!".

He'll never learn and he'll never change, so there's no point in wasting energy hating him.

 

[Medley]

I dont hate him but i do think he is a rotten spoiled and undeserving man. I enjoy it when bad things happen to him. I dont see this in terms of the world being fair or not because all off his misfortune is entirely caused by himself and all off his good fortune is due to the generosity of others. People are making deliberate and conscious decisions to be nice to a bad guy. I wish people would just stop being nice to him.

 

[Hyperion]

I hate Chris because he's an emotionless autistic murder machine who literally killed a little boys cat.

 

[GS 281]

I hate Chris for passing better than I could ever dream to.

 

[Marvin]

I hate Chris because he's an emotionless autistic murder machine who literally killed a little boys cat.

Yeah. Like, a lot of this thread sounds like "I hate Chris because he's lazy and gets da tugboat when I have to work (ps I don't 'hate' chris, I just strongly dislike him and use a slightly different word for it)"

But people sometimes gloss over the very valid reasons to hate Chris.

They aren't particularly numerous (at least compared to the free money complaints), but when they show up, they're jaw dropping.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

If you legit hate him, you need to take a hard look into yourself, bud.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah. Like, a lot of this thread sounds like "I hate Chris because he's lazy and gets da tugboat when I have to work (ps I don't 'hate' chris, I just strongly dislike him and use a slightly different word for it)"

But people sometimes gloss over the very valid reasons to hate Chris.

They aren't particularly numerous (at least compared to the free money complaints), but when they show up, they're jaw dropping.

Personally, I don't think he even actually did that. But he's got murder on the brain enough that he would actually think it would impress people to say that he did.

 

[Marvin]

Personally, I don't think he even actually did that. But he's got murder on the brain enough that he would actually think it would impress people to say that he did.

I think it's pretty likely the sequence of events went down that way, as far as Chris could tell. Chris believes the cat was put down because that's what Barb told him.

Now, I doubt animal control would euthanize a random animal based on a complaint from a random redneck out of nowhere. Barb might've told Chris that they "probably had it put down" or something like that.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

But he's got murder on the brain enough that he would actually think it would impress people to say that he did.

Obviously Chris has contemplated murdering his trolls.
Unfortunately, this is the extent of planning of his murdering capabilities:

 

[The Man With No Name]

I don't hate Chris, I just enjoy seeing bad things happening to him. Most of my enjoyment from Chris comes from watching him deal with a variety of situations and I feel a lot of his best content comes from when he's experiencing discomfort.

Exception being death of Bob because death isn't really funny.

 

[Mr. 0]

I hate Chris because his lack of reverence to the Sonic Totem compels me to

 

[TheJabroni]

I enjoy watching bad things happen tho him and the Chandlers.

It's just entertaining watching lives degrade into obscurity in the way the Chandlers have allowed it to both happen as well as make literally no effort to better themselves.

This could be applied to us here, but hey I'll totally be content taking a moral high ground to make myself feel better.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I don't think Chris is worthy of hate. Phil, on the other hand....

 

[Prince Omicron]

Serious question here. I personally find Chris amusing and his antics evoke a feeling of mirth, but it seems many people here are very angry about him and his behavior while there are some that outright hate him. I'm amazed by how furious people got about him getting a PS4 like he doesn't deserve to have things that bring him joy. It has even lead to some members, such as @slep @Pally and @Fuzzy Wuzzy, to get banned as well as Anthony Logatto not being welcomed here.

So, for you aloggers out there, why does Chris infuriate you?

I'm along your lines.
I find CWC mainly just a funny character and I think he's so far gone that what we say don't really effect him so much (his fantasy world will shield him from grim realities of things we might bring up)

My only real complaint is when the delusions leak over to other people (like if he doesn't follow through with delivering goods paid for, or delivers shoddy goods -- or if he like, you know, tries to use chemical mace on someone)

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I hate Chris because he gives autistic people a bad name.

I think there is a certain amount of soul searching that Chris obsessives like myself do after a while. We stop and think, really, am I laughing at this guy just because he's autistic? And then we can't help but compare his behavior with that of other autistic people we know or are aware of. There are people way more autistic than Chris, but they didn't do the stuff that makes Chris a laugh riot. They don't record themselves banging blowup dolls in front of eerie Sonic totems that look like they just got frozen in carbonite. They don't habitually lie for inexplicable reasons or beg for sex from strangers, and they don't literally slap a new coat of paint on a company's trademark and try to sell it back to them with the confidence of someone who just invented the cotton gin.

If anything, Chris makes other autistic people look awesome in comparison, because no matter how severe their condition, they have way, way more dignity than Chris. Chris is a special blend of ambition and laziness that is unique to himself, not to all autistics.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I hate Chris because he's an emotionless autistic murder machine who literally killed a little boys cat.

When did Chris kill a cat?

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

When did Chris kill a cat?

He basicly killed a cat when he plugged the coffeemachine in his bathroom.

 

[Handsome Pete]

When did Chris kill a cat?

He probably didn't. He called animal control on his neighbors after their cat scratched him. When he didn't encounter the cat again, he assumed it had been euthanized based on his complaint.

I think this is the same neighbor kid who Chris accused of releasing a snake into the hoard. He also believes the kid stole his old homework so he could turn it in at school and cheat his way onto the honor roll. Even if it wasn't all the same kid, these are all actual accusations Chris has actually made against children.

But the cat's probably fine.

He basicly killed a cat when he plugged the coffeemachine in his bathroom.

This cat, however, is not.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris doesn't understand what a woman is. For that matter, he barely has any grasp on even what a human is.

Chris sees people as commodities. Women provide quality goodsex and mothering, men do not. Thus, men have no value to him. When he has apologized for his misandry, it has been to receive a physical reward, be it in the form of sex from women he hopes to impress with his abrupt open-mindedness, or, as seen in his latest begging video, money from men.

I think this is a trait he inherited from Barb, but it's more obvious in Chris.

 

[Chuggernaut]

I mean, he's a misandrist. He'd want it this way.