If you hate Chris, why?

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no one can predict what will happen next... one train wreck to another
We may not be able to predict what happens next, but Chris-Chan seems to be going by a formula with his insanity.
  1. Tell everyone how great I am
  2. Tell everyone I cured my autism
  3. Try to infiltrate society and circles of people with my cool disguises
  4. Advertise for my sweetheart from the ground-up
  5. Get my nonexistent minions fans to troll people that I hate or people that owe me something
  6. Crash into vidya or slumber when none of my plans come to fruition
  7. Back to step 1
 
I don't hate the dude.
I don't like how he acts and how much he gets angry at the tiniest of things sometimes
I don't like how he e-begs and gets money from random people and lies about how he is going the spend the money
I don't like how he lashes out at people that don't deserve Chris's hate.
But I don't hate him.
 
I don't hate Chris for the simple reason that he's a complete loser. Sure, he's mean-spirited, ungrateful, bigoted, lazy and selfish, but what's that got him? He's an Internet laughing stock, he's been banned from most of America, he has no real friends, no family apart from a bunch of estranged relatives and a mad old woman, no prospects, no influence and no chance of ever getting laid without paying for it. If he was a better person, he could have a much better life.

TL;DR version, I'd probably dislike him were it not for the fact that he's a poster boy for instant karma.
 
I don't exactly hate Chris as he gives me huge amounts of entertainment. But if if i had to pick what i dislike about him the most, is his inability to learn anatomy with his art

I can accept the poor writing, Markers and uninspired character designs. but if he just googled how to draw body types properly and actually make the effort to keep his characters consistent from panels to panels, I think he could be an average online artist instead of drawing like a 6 year old. But because he only draws for an hour and gets "stressed" easily as an excuse, i doubt i'll ever get to see this improvement

Aside from his art, i really hate how he demands donations when he could just easily be polite about it and sell his fucking Lego to get a fairly decent amount in the second hand market. But i doubt that will happen either
 
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I don't exactly hate Chris as he gives me huge amounts of entertainment. But if if i had to pick what i dislike about him the most, is his inability to learn anatomy with his art

I can accept the poor writing, Markers and uninspired character designs. but if he just googled how to draw body types properly and actually make the effort to keep his characters consistent from panels to panels, I think he could be an average online artist instead of drawing like a 6 year old. But because he only draws for an hour and gets "stressed" easily as an excuse, i doubt i'll ever get to see this improvement
You and us all.
 
Anyone who genuinely hates a fat autist on the internet that they don't even personally know is a lolcow.

No exceptions.

Die Chris
 
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Why hate someone like this? Chris is more someone you pity, but hate...? I realize he can be exceedingly fucked up, but still, look at his upbringing. Can hardly blame him for what he became, if anything blame his negligent parents. I'd be more likely to hate someone that has no excuse or no reason to be a horrible person and yet they are, but if you know the why behind what makes a person terrible, it makes hate more difficult.

Hell, I'd donate money to the guy. Gotta be honest, sometimes I see people here say they'd never donate money to Chris and anyone that does is an idiot. Granted, the dude is currently sitting in a room full of toys and action figures and video games, so he CLEARLY doesn't need the money so those that are donating currently? Yeah, that's kind of dumb. Let's say though that somewhere down the line, Barb dies, Chris has no idea what to do or where to go and isn't receiving the support someone like him needs, and we have some way of confirming that yes, shit has hit the fan and even something as simple as getting food is a problem for him. Yeah, I would absolutely donate to the guy, or try to get him the help he needs. I feel like I owe him that much for being entertained by his antics, even if he wasn't exactly intending to be entertaining. After all, if tomorrow Chris were in a financial pickle and could no longer spend his free time being retarded on the internet, then who exactly am I supposed to watch to reinforce my superiority complex? DSP's just not the same.
 
Really, we are the scientists in the world of autism, and we all deserve honorary doctorates for our extensive research efforts into the mind of Chris Chan.

I could not agree more, my friend. We are all experts at this point.
 
He just fascinates me. Like watching a train wreck in slow motion on repeat.

I observe him to learn about what not to do on the internet.
 
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None taken. I know the baby will learn how to walk eventually, but I also know they don't learn the skills overnight.
 
I used to be passive towards him until he has become nothing but an e-beggar.

I hate the people who throw money at him more than him tho tbh.
 
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None taken. I know the baby will learn how to walk eventually, but I also know they don't learn the skills overnight.

Babies will learn to pilot spacecraft before Chris learns how to not make a fool of himself on the internet.
 
It's interesting, I mean let's be honest Chris is harmless, he taxes money from tax payers but there are plenty of worse offenders of tax fraud out there. and with all the trolling he was put through for people to act like his drawing some pictures of people getting shot in the leg was too far? (people he thought to be trolls), come on. Chris is funny man, he's a joke. I don't know how anyone takes him seriously enough to hate him. I firmly believe that someone like Phil or such couldn't anchor a site like this, the reason Chris has staying power is because he has some charm and innocence to go along with his retardation ..unlike some other cows that are just bad through and through
 
I don't hate him in any way. If anything, I feel pity for him like probably almost everyone on here. And I don't think he deserves hate either. It's not 2009 anymore and if you really really feel hate for Chris, then you probably need to calm down a little bit. The thing is, Chris is fascinating to see. It's like watching a plane crash, a train wreck or a monkey shooting other monkeys down with a bazooka. It's a huge and maybe tragic failure, but it's so hard to look away.
 
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