If you hate Chris, why?

[Marvin]

He probably didn't. He called animal control on his neighbors after their cat scratched him. When he didn't encounter the cat again, he assumed it had been euthanized based on his complaint.

I think this is the same neighbor kid who Chris accused of releasing a snake into the hoard. He also believes the kid stole his old homework so he could turn it in at school and cheat his way onto the honor roll. Even if it wasn't all the same kid, these are all actual accusations Chris has actually made against children.

But the cat's probably fine.

I don't think Chris knows enough about animal control to think that the cat would've been euthanized on his own. I think Barb told him that. Heh, what's funny about that whole situation to me is that Chris uses the snake and homework stealing to retroactively justify killing the kid's cat. But he also thought the kid did those things in response to Chris killing his cat.

 

[deeman]

His antics are taking away valuable porn-time.

 

[Handsome Pete]

I don't think Chris knows enough about animal control to think that the cat would've been euthanized on his own. I think Barb told him that. Heh, what's funny about that whole situation to me is that Chris uses the snake and homework stealing to retroactively justify killing the kid's cat. But he also thought the kid did those things in response to Chris killing his cat.

I feel like a high school kid who just made a really common math mistake. "Damn, forgot to factor in Barb!"

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I don't think Chris knows enough about animal control to think that the cat would've been euthanized on his own. I think Barb told him that. Heh, what's funny about that whole situation to me is that Chris uses the snake and homework stealing to retroactively justify killing the kid's cat. But he also thought the kid did those things in response to Chris killing his cat.

Barb's just a peach ain't she?

 

[Marvin]

Barb's just a peach ain't she?

She's a real classy broad.

I think her statement was something like "well that cat deserved [death] it scratched ya chrischun". And Chris being the selfish sycophant that he is, he thought for a moment and said "huh, yeah, you're right momma!"

And then everything bad that happened in their neighborhood after that point was because of that asshole kid who was just bitter that his attack cat was killed.

I'm like 90% that's how Chris' memory of the situation is.

 

[wayavas]

People who hate Chris are the biggest weens.

 

[Hyperion]

Die Chris you fat fag

 

[latifunda]

Because he's a lazy fatass who only cares about himself (nor even his cats).

 

[Ry-Guy]

Because he has taken all the pretty girls and left me with none.

 

[Mr. 0]

Because he gives autistics transgenders homogays a bad name!

 

[nad7155]

People who hate Chris are the biggest weens.

I actually love Chris because he does not use the word "ween".

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Because he stole my late and great, great, great, grandmother's postmortem hairstyle

 

[DonaldJTrump]

He probably didn't. He called animal control on his neighbors after their cat scratched him. When he didn't encounter the cat again, he assumed it had been euthanized based on his complaint.

I think this is the same neighbor kid who Chris accused of releasing a snake into the hoard. He also believes the kid stole his old homework so he could turn it in at school and cheat his way onto the honor roll. Even if it wasn't all the same kid, these are all actual accusations Chris has actually made against children.

But the cat's probably fine.

This cat, however, is not.

So he believes this random kid is a field agent ween.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

So he believes this random kid is a field agent ween.

More like, he believes anyone who he doesn't like at the moment is responsible for whatever things he also doesn't like.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

More like, he believes anyone who he doesn't like at the moment is responsible for whatever things he also doesn't like.

So, like Phil, Chris also has to have an imaginary adversary to justify why no one believes he is a cool and awesome person. Children and animals should be kept away from Chris, sadly.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Chris is the kind of person who is so out of touch with the real world that its fascinating. But in a way his behavior is so bizarre that you'd have to take a step back just to see how he reacts to common things we as adults have to deal with in daily life. Sometimes for instance I don't have enough cash to cover a bill till my pay week so I'll end up just borrowing from my friends. Christian on the other hand will dress up like what he thinks is a hot girl and jump on his cam to whore himself out. Or take the time he made the take down video for the 14BC home tour. The moment Bob barged in and ripped him a new ass was a thing you couldn't possibly think would have happened, but the comedy wrote itself. Or recently when he fucked a blow-up doll for the second time? He's giving us all a reason to laugh, why should we hate him?

 

[Witlich]

I don't hate him, he and his creations fascinate me in a strange way. However ... I can't look at him without feeling greasy and gross, no matter how clean I am. It's not a pleasant feeling.

 

[Apocalypso]

His frown makes me frown.

 

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

I am True Neutral when it comes to Chris(tine).

 

[sauroo]

no one can predict what will happen next... one train wreck to another