If you went to a diner with Chris, would you share your fries?

[Male]

god I really hate chris
I want to shove fries up his ass but he would like that

 

[Dollars2010]

Spoiler

 

[Watcher]

I want to shove fries up his ass

 

[HG 400]

If I went to a diner with Chris I would pour a jar of pickle juice over his head and then start kicking him while shouting "FUCK LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" "FUCK YOUR LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" then I'd write "REST IN PIECES FAG" on his chest in ketchup.

 

[Watcher]

If I went to a diner with Chris I would pour a jar of pickle juice over his head and then start kicking him while shouting "FUCK LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" "FUCK YOUR LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" then I'd write "REST IN PIECES FAG" on his chest in ketchup.

Let he who is without sin

cast the first penny

 

[spaps]

No because I'd buy him his own fries and I'd get Onion Rings.

god I really hate chris
I want to shove fries up his ass but he would like that

Shove them up his urethra instead. As far as I'm aware, no one would enjoy that.

EDIT: Except for Dormie.
And Ronald Raygun.
And CAG.

 

[Male]

No because I'd buy him his own fries and I'd get Onion Rings.


Shove them up his urethra instead. As far as I'm aware, no one would enjoy that.

right up his onion ring til I see the ketchup it would be gnar gnar

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I just order my fries with pickles so he'll leave me alone.

 

[applecat]

Shove them up his urethra instead. As far as I'm aware, no one would enjoy that.

If Chris had a narrow urethra, would he sell propane and propane accessories?

 

[LM 697]

right up his onion ring til I see the ketchup it would be gnar gnar

I bet that botsford will be all like "Did we have a killabrenda??" but since he's a lamo loser-her he won't understand.

 

[Ariel]

I'd poison them and give them to him. I would lose my appetite sitting at the same table as this.

 

[A-Stump]

If I had to share my burger, I would start a several month relationship with him online. I would then invite him to Cleveland to finally meet. As he sits nervously in the booth for his sweetheart, Bluehalo, to arrive, I stroll up with the fries and burger. Happily he bites into the burger and at that exact moment I pull off a mask to reveal it is I, A-Stump. He shits his briefs which then Skyraider takes from the garbage and photographs from all angles. And that is how I would share my burger with Chris.

 

[Overcast]

Fuck no. Anyone who tries to take fries away from me is a dead man. Or in this case a dead tomgirl.

 

[Male]

Chris wouldn't want your fries anyway, he'd be too busy playing on the many phones he has

 

[Niachu]

what is going on

 

[Mondo Zappa]

I'd share one fry. Lady and the Tramp style, of course.

 

[Hyperion]

I keep telling him to look under the table theres pokemon cards, and then when he looks ill show him my duck.

 

[Male]

these are all great trolling plans
don't let the purple and green staff see this though....




OH SHI-!

 

[Dr. Meme]

I would put all of da salt on the freedom fries so chris would get sodiumed and DIE

 

[Fialovy]

I'd order Pickle-O's as my side