If you went to a diner with Chris, would you share your fries?

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I wouldn't share my fries because I'd order coleslaw instead.

 

[cypocryphy]

I'd put a ring at the bottom of the fries so he discovers it when he'd done. That's when I'd ask him if he wants to go steady.

 

[champthom]

No way. Not because I hate Chris but because I want my own fries.

 

[Coster]

Fries don't get shared when my fat ass has them.

 

[The Hunter]

I'd have to, out of necessity - American portion sizes are epic.

I went to a KFC in America, and my fries came in this box the size of the boxes that the entire meal comes in in Europe.

Your chickens must have itty bitty teeny tiny legs and breasts in Europe, wow.

 

[applecat]

I'd put a ring at the bottom of the fries so he discovers it when he'd done. That's when I'd ask him if he wants to go steady.

Good thinking! If they were onion rings, he might accidentally eat the ring!

 

[Le Bateleur]

Your chickens must have itty bitty teeny tiny legs and breasts in Europe, wow.

It's more the 'trimmings' which there's far less of. For example, the largest available sodas at fast food restaurants here are 600ml, which is 20oz.

 

[The Fair Lady]

That's implying I would be anywhere near Fatty.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

Let me think about this. I'll get back atcha in a bit.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Well, I put relish on my fries. Would he even want them after I do that?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I would not allow Chris to even look at my fries. HOW DARE HE ATTEMPT TO SULLY MY FOOD!!!

 

[Sexual Stallone]

I would put half a fry in my mouth and have Chris bite the other half

 

[John Titor]

There would be rules in effect regarding me sharing fries with Chris.

1. There must be a seat separating me and Chris at all times.
2. He must fill out a form requesting that he would like a fry.
3. I can approve/deny his request.
4. In the event that I approve, I will put a fry on a napkin before transferring it to him.
5. He must not use his fingers when reaching for the fry. I recommend using a pair of tongs.
6. Each single fry requires a new form.

Failure to comply with these rules mean all further attempts to get my fries is void.

 

[Ariel]

I'd hack off his hands with a large knife.

 

[Chikinballs]

I would put half a fry in my mouth and have Chris bite the other half

Which one is lady, and which is the tramp?

 

[Foulmouth]

Does chris like, have to be actually alive in this scenario ?

 

[Ariel]

Does chris like, have to be actually alive in this scenario ?

No

 

[ASoulMan]

I would, but only if Chris is located two tables away from me so I can throw them.

He must be able to catch them with his mouth as I toss them to him.

 

[José Mourinho]

Nah, they come with pickles.

 

[Simoniachu]

Charity is a heavenly virtue. Gross or not, we must feed the hungry when ever we can.
Unless fatass puts ketchup on all the fries at once, then fuck him, you put the ketchup on the side. As you don't make a lake of it either.

No

No

Yes

Dude, my sister does that whenever she gets fries or chicken nuggets or anything and it pisses me off. It ends up being all ketchup, no fry. Yucky...