If you went to a diner with Chris, would you share your fries?

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Would you share your diner fries with Chris?

  • Yes

    Votes: 7 10.3%

  • No

    Votes: 23 33.8%

  • Not if they were sweet potato fries

    Votes: 4 5.9%

  • Yes and I would upgrade them to chili cheese fries

    Votes: 6 8.8%

  • Yes but I would poison them first

    Votes: 12 17.6%

  • No because I substituted onion rings

    Votes: 16 23.5%
  • Total voters
    68
I would give him all my fries all day, every day, and pour too much salt on it so he develops a liver disease and he gets cancer and he dies because hes an evil fuck who gives autistic people a bad name and he should die a slow and painful death.
 
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I would take Chris to the Portillo's in Vernon Hills, get pasta, and let him have fries, but poison his milkshake.
 
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Seriously somebody stick that gay-ass retard's head in a fryer then whip his naked ass with a cat-o'-nine-tails.
 
I'd share my fries. Burger though...no. Unless he wants to die by how many pickles I put in it. (which is so many)
 
No, I would throw ice cubes from my drink at him until he left me alone If that did not work I would speak to the manager
 
Charity is a heavenly virtue. Gross or not, we must feed the hungry when ever we can.
Unless fatass puts ketchup on all the fries at once, then fuck him, you put the ketchup on the side. As you don't make a lake of it either.

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No

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No

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Yes
 
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Only if it's somewhere where they give you a crapton of fries and I had a good way to separate them so we weren't touching the same food.
Not if they're sweet tater fries, I'm not sharing those!
 
No, but I'd gladly order him a chocolate shake and slip Ex-Lax in it when he has his head turned away. When he's on the toilet as a result of drinking the shake, I'll leave the restaurant and foot him the bill.
 
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No, but I'd gladly order him a chocolate shake and slip Ex-Lax in it when he has his head turned away. When he's on the toilet as a result of drinking the shake, I'll leave the restaurant and foot him the bill.
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lol toilet
 
I'd have to, out of necessity - American portion sizes are epic.

I went to a KFC in America, and my fries came in this box the size of the boxes that the entire meal comes in in Europe.
 
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