IGN: The Resident Evil Game That Can't Be Remade

Crapcom must be on absolute damage control if they're already paying off journos to advertise their game before it's even been announced.
If they ruined RE4 then there is no way they can "fix" or even faithfully replicate RE5. It will be a Suicide Squad tier shitshow that makes the cucked parts of RE4 remake look genuinely good.
Also, it's IGN, the same outlet that tried to argue that controls in OG RE4 were shit and outdated and you really need to CONSOOM the new game because it is so much better. Their opinions do not matter, they're on the same level of obvious crapcom mouthpieces as the sphere troon or Maximilian
 
As the local Resident Evil 5 defender, I want to add a few things.

First and formost, the original racism accusations were based on one of the early trailers, and it was just "white man shoots black zombies reee!". All the stuff about Sheva and the tribal zombies came after the games release as a post hoc justification.


The AI of Sheva wasn't that bad. I never had the "runs at you wasting healing items" problem, and found giving her healing items was one of the best uses for the AI. She's also unstoppable with certain weapons like SMGs. I've not seen it in this thread, but I'd often hear people complain that she uses a handgun vs bosses. I ask "did you set her AI to aggressive?" and everyone would always answer "no".

Where it's genuinely flawed is specific co-op scenes. Like how she keeps picking up land mines during the bat boss, and won't flank certain bosses that are weak from behind.


On the dumb scenes (boulder punching, "total global saturation!" etc) none of that really bothered me, and people don't have a problem with the far more goofy stuff in RE4 like the midget dressed as Napolion and cultists with flame spitting dragon statues they ride around a lava temple. What's funny to me is that RE6 is way worse with the stupid, but it never gets brought up because RE6 is the game people accuse RE5 of being.

I don't understand how grown men think it's okay to behave like a frail old grandma.
What I don't get is that these are people who should know better. People who grew up with Jack Thompson and "video games will turn people into killers".
 
They tried crying about racism when this game came out, and it didn't work then.
The only reason Sheva exists at all is because CapCom got scared of the hitpieces and proto-woke mobs of the mid-2000s and shoved a Negress partner into the game that was originally gonna be Chris solo capping nigs in Wakanda and everyone knows it. Look at modern CuckCom to see just where those rainbow tendrils grew from back in that era. Never forget, they had no problems with Leon making rural Spaniards an endangered species
 
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Oh my fucking God. I've been seeing this conversation on goybook all fucking month.
First it can be remade, you colossal cucks.
Second, remake it to the standards of Resident Evil remake. If it's remade to the standards of RE2, RE3 and RE4 remake, it, like RE2R and RE3R will be missing the entirety of the fucking context of the fucking established storyline and world that's been made.( TLDR; the cuts they made to RE2 and RE3 remake actually prevent Outbreak from happening, which is a critical event in the world shaping of RE)

Fuck. Capcom stuck gold the first time they remade Resident Evil 1. Improved controls, improved graphics, added cut content back in, added content that systems at the time couldn't support back into it and made a legendary fucking game. Two full decades later, they can't repeat that magic. Fuck.

I liked Outbreak. The ineptitude of your AI frens made it feel like a real B horror movie. 🤗

Are the remakes that bad? The Switch version of RE2's remake is cloud only anyway. I will own everything and be happy. :mad:
 
let me be the one to point out people have already made the racism complaint since 2007 when the game was announced and they saw a white person shot a black enemy in the trailer for it, so this isnt surprising
 
2009 doesn't feel *that* long ago. Is anyone still nostalgic for Moonman Hentai Boulder-Punching QTE Simulator?
 
It's not authentic if Chris Redfield isn't mainlining a mixture of protein powder and steroids.
They turned Chris into a whiny douchebag in 5 and 6.

I still don't see how he and Jill haven't canonically banged, after all they've been through together.
 
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It would actually be more racists if Chris did not shot any black zombies in RE5 as he was in fucking AFRICA.
 
I'm sorry, am I having flashbacks back to 2008 or so? I remember people crying racism in RE5 because it's a white dude murdering his way across Africa; pretty sure this was what got Capcom to make Sheva, because all that was released at the time was white dude (not sure if we knew it was Chris yet) and Africa. Then some black racial rag wrote a piece about how dare whitey make a game about murdering darkies, because they didn't even know Capcom was a Japanese country.

The AI of Sheva wasn't that bad. I never had the "runs at you wasting healing items" problem, and found giving her healing items was one of the best uses for the AI. She's also unstoppable with certain weapons like SMGs. I've not seen it in this thread, but I'd often hear people complain that she uses a handgun vs bosses. I ask "did you set her AI to aggressive?" and everyone would always answer "no".
I gave her the SVD and she was popping heads like they were pinatas and it was every African's birthday. I'll admit I just got lucky, because I like SMGs, and just dropped the rifle to her... I didn't understand everyone's problem, she was doing great. She fucking pops craniums and hits me with the stimmy when I get hurt.

What's funny to me is that RE6 is way worse with the stupid, but it never gets brought up because RE6 is the game people accuse RE5 of being.
My main beef with RE6 was it was just too long. It's a rare complaint from me, but for what it offers, it drags on and on and on, way past its welcome time. I tried to accept that Resident Evil is moving towards a more 3rd Person Shooter instead of a slower more methodical puzzle / try not to die; but it felt like Capcom just cranked shit up to 11 and didn't know when to stop. I was tired after Leon's campaign, exhausted after Chris's, the only thing that brought me back was Jake fist weapon and punching Hoobstank to death... then Ada... ... ... I'm fucking done, hands in the air and exasperated, I'm fucking done with this shit.
 
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The only reason Sheva exists at all is because CapCom got scared of the hitpieces and proto-woke mobs of the mid-2000s and shoved a Negress partner into the game that was originally gonna be Chris solo capping nigs in Wakanda and everyone knows it. Look at modern CuckCom to see just where those rainbow tendrils grew from back in that era. Never forget, they had no problems with Leon making rural Spaniards an endangered species
I believe she was already in the game, just served a different role. Originally she was going to be a terrorrist who sympathized with chris and would help him, I guess she was the prime candidate when co-op became the central focus
 
Are the remakes that bad? The Switch version of RE2's remake is cloud only anyway. I will own everything and be happy. :mad:
They're great if want to play the originals in a different style. I won't knock them on that.

Which is the problem. They weren't marketed as something different, they were marketed as remakes, not re-tellnings of the stories; which pisses off die-hards like myself who have no problem with them retelling the stories differently. It just makes all discourse about the games fucking impossible with the new generation of players. Imagine talking to someone who never played RE1/2/3 but they did play Darkside Chronicles and Umbrella Chronicles.
Ada being cockblocked by Sherry is the funniest fucking thing in the franchise and those two games actually make Leon into a well rounded character and his relationship with Claire becomes truly organic because they don't split up in Darkside. The story still ends the same way, but how they got there is totally different and very charming. Those annoying "puzzles" that hindered the fuck out of you? Sherry, Ada, Claire and Leon working as a team make them into complete jokes.

ANYWAY, let me reel in my rambling. See, new players only know, the new , changed storyline.

The events leading to those events have drastically changed. Hell. Operation Racoon City still fits in better with the Real Timeline better than RE2 /RE3 Remake and it's only has one deviation that can't possibly happen ; ie Killing Leon, the rest of the game is still possible. Ironically, the game does fill in a lot of plot holes ie How the fuck did Sherry survive the sewer ( in the original RE2, she barely survived it . In Remake, she doesn't go in the sewer to get mauled by roaches and dogs, in ORC, she encouters ECHO team who bodyguard her until she wanders off again)

Please. Forgive me for being nerd.

As the local Resident Evil 5 defender, I want to add a few things.

First and formost, the original racism accusations were based on one of the early trailers, and it was just "white man shoots black zombies reee!". All the stuff about Sheva and the tribal zombies came after the games release as a post hoc justification.


The AI of Sheva wasn't that bad. I never had the "runs at you wasting healing items" problem, and found giving her healing items was one of the best uses for the AI. She's also unstoppable with certain weapons like SMGs. I've not seen it in this thread, but I'd often hear people complain that she uses a handgun vs bosses. I ask "did you set her AI to aggressive?" and everyone would always answer "no".

Where it's genuinely flawed is specific co-op scenes. Like how she keeps picking up land mines during the bat boss, and won't flank certain bosses that are weak from behind.


On the dumb scenes (boulder punching, "total global saturation!" etc) none of that really bothered me, and people don't have a problem with the far more goofy stuff in RE4 like the midget dressed as Napolion and cultists with flame spitting dragon statues they ride around a lava temple. What's funny to me is that RE6 is way worse with the stupid, but it never gets brought up because RE6 is the game people accuse RE5 of being.


What I don't get is that these are people who should know better. People who grew up with Jack Thompson and "video games will turn people into killers".

>Don't equip your AI partner
>Don't upgrade your AI partner's weapons.
> Don't upgrade your AI partner's Armor.
>Cry when AI partner tries to YOLO the cockroach enemy with a handgun.
A lot of RE5 and RE6 haters were fucking retards who didn't take the require 5 minutes to learn how to play each respective game.

The only thing wrong with Resident Evil 5 was the DLC. Some of that stuff should have been base game.
 
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I say we change all the Africans in RE5 to minstrel show blacks in the remake to "combat stereotypes".

Lolol - Judy Garland doing her best Justin Trudeau impression

 
Which is the problem. They weren't marketed as something different, they were marketed as remakes, not re-tellnings of the stories; which pisses off die-hards like myself who have no problem with them retelling the stories differently. It just makes all discourse about the games fucking impossible with the new generation of players
I think the problem lies with the nature of these remakes. The first one is not just deserved but also superior to the original. In fact, I would label the GC/HD remake of RE1 as one of the better examples of how one of these should be done.
RE2 and RE3 are an interesting case because the gameplay is outdated and graphics are lacking, so changing the gameplay to be less tanky and improving the graphics sounds like a natural conclusion. Well, as we know, unlike with the RE1 remake, RE2 and RE3 aren't the "definitive" way to play the games, they're just different. In fact, RE3 original has more content than RE3 remake, so you should definitely play both versions and see which one you like.

I think the boiling point came with RE4 remake, which didn't improve on nearly anything and in fact is inferior to the original in many ways. Gameplay isn't the excuse anymore, RE4 gameplay still holds up today and is arguably better than the one in the remake. Graphics? I say they still hold up fine, but if you disagree there is the HD mod you can grab for free. While it is true that RE4 remake looks better than original, it doesn't have the same atmosphere and ruins some moments from the original by the way of lighting, textures, different artistic design ect.
I'm not even going to go into the elements that were politicized, like RE4 being ESG friendly or Jill in RE3 being an ugly girl boss, this is strictly about gameplay, however those are also factors that others will consider.


So, in short, out of 4 mainline remakes you have 1 that is fantastic in every way, two that are an alternative to their original titles and not replacements, and one title that is heavily divisive and doesn't really fulfill any purpose other than being a cash grab with the original still available for every console under the sun. I can understand the heated debates about this topic, and why there is so much grieving about the RE5 remake.
 
Hey racistscum idiots, if RE5 is so anti-black, then why is Sheva so heckin' cute and valid? Does IGN want Capcom to erase a beautiful black woman?

Really though, I think if Capcom keeps doing remakes, 5 and 6 can only benefit from them. 5 was a letdown compared to 4 thanks to its goofier plot and gimpy inventory. And 6 is, well, 6. Unlike the first four games, they can't really fuck 'em up more. Even if they puss out and add in some white majini or whatever. It's not like 5 was ever quite as beloved as the other entries.

The only thing I am truly sure of is that Debra Wilson will be the facial and mocap model for Sheva. I guess that alopecia-riddled sheboon gives good head, since she is the black lady in every video game for some reason.
 
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