❄️ Snowflake iJustine

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God, when did it become a thing that every time someone made a sequel to something or a second of anything the default "hilarious" name for it became "_________ 2: Electric Boogaloo?" Have an original thought for once in your fucking lives, people, Jesus.

And that is my initial reaction to this.

Edit: Ha. I posted that solely in response to the second video in the first post, without reading the thread. Just finished reading and now notice that someone even did it in this thread.

I stand by it.
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
God, when did it become a thing that every time someone made a sequel to something or a second of anything the default "hilarious" name for it became "_________ 2: Electric Boogaloo?" Have an original thought for once in your fucking lives, people, Jesus.

And that is my initial reaction to this.

Edit: Ha. I posted that solely in response to the second video in the first post, without reading the thread. Just finished reading and now notice that someone even did it in this thread.

I stand by it.
I guess just because it's fun to say. Electric Boogaloo. Just rolls right off the tongue.
 
Saney said:
*Blows dust off thread*
Time to see what iDumbass has been up to lately.
[youtube]JqmzFVltDiA[/youtube]
Oh, what a shock, she thinks the Xbox One is good. Absolutely no taste at all.

[youtube]GTe_OQHmzVQ[/youtube]
 
Springblossom said:
Saney said:
Oh, what a shock, she thinks the Xbox One is good. Absolutely no taste at all.
She's like the embodiment of that awful 'HAY GUYZZ IMA GAAMEEERR GUUURRRLL!!!11one~!' stereotype. I watched about five seconds of that video, and I feel like I need to take a shower.
Indeed she is, have you seen her IMDB bio?

Justine is known for her YouTube channel of iJustine which has 1,000,000+ subscribers and is ranking in one of the most subscribed for women. Justine has two sisters. She is known for her comedy and vlog videos. Justine is also known as iJustine. Justine is one of the few women video game players as she has a gaming channel devoted to it. Justine is still making YouTube videos.

No points for guessing who wrote it.
Surtur said:
Saney said:
*Blows dust off thread*
Time to see what iDumbass has been up to lately.
[youtube]JqmzFVltDiA[/youtube]
Oh, what a shock, she thinks the Xbox One is good. Absolutely no taste at all.

[youtube]GTe_OQHmzVQ[/youtube]

Oh, how I have missed that.
 
Few women video game players my ass. I know ten people off the top of my head who can tell her differently.
 
Saney said:
Indeed she is, have you seen her IMDB bio?

Justine is known for her YouTube channel of iJustine which has 1,000,000+ subscribers and is ranking in one of the most subscribed for women. Justine has two sisters. She is known for her comedy and vlog videos. Justine is also known as iJustine. Justine is one of the few women video game players as she has a gaming channel devoted to it. Justine is still making YouTube videos.

No points for guessing who wrote it.
God damn, lady, learn some fucking grammar:

Justine is known for her YouTube channel, iJustine, dedicated to her comedy videos and vlogs. She is one of the top ranked women on YouTube, with over one million subscribers.
 
revengeofphil said:
Few women video game players my ass. I know ten people off the top of my head who can tell her differently.
Sorry, but iJustine has spoken and her word is law. And according to her, she is like, totes the only girl gamer. Fo' realzies.
 
Saney said:
revengeofphil said:
Few women video game players my ass. I know ten people off the top of my head who can tell her differently.
Sorry, but iJustine has spoken and her word is law. And according to her, she is like, totes the only girl gamer. Fo' realzies.
Don't forget, you silly pervy gamers, I have BOOBZ! but I won't give you nude picz, though! teehee!

Writing that felt wrong.
 
It took her TEN FUCKING HOURS just to FINISH Portal 2?

0_o

Goddess smite this woman for her utter stupidity! I clocked Portal 2 singleplayer in a single afternoon without any help from anyone. Chell got killed a heap of times (some on purpose in order to get trophies), but I still figured out Wheatley's puzzles and beat him without so much as glancing at a walkthrough.
 
Screaming Llama said:
It took her TEN FUCKING HOURS just to FINISH Portal 2?

0_o

Goddess smite this woman for her utter stupidity! I clocked Portal 2 singleplayer in a single afternoon without any help from anyone. Chell got killed a heap of times (some on purpose in order to get trophies), but I still figured out Wheatley's puzzles and beat him without so much as glancing at a walkthrough.

0 brain cells. Guess how long it will take her to solve a rubix's cube.
 
homerbeoulve said:
Screaming Llama said:
It took her TEN FUCKING HOURS just to FINISH Portal 2?

0_o

Goddess smite this woman for her utter stupidity! I clocked Portal 2 singleplayer in a single afternoon without any help from anyone. Chell got killed a heap of times (some on purpose in order to get trophies), but I still figured out Wheatley's puzzles and beat him without so much as glancing at a walkthrough.

0 brain cells. Guess how long it will take her to solve a rubix's cube.

The Rubik's Cube will be solved in 99999999999...
 
Saney said:
revengeofphil said:
Few women video game players my ass. I know ten people off the top of my head who can tell her differently.
Sorry, but iJustine has spoken and her word is law. And according to her, she is like, totes the only girl gamer. Fo' realzies.

[youtube]SdkKB0-gQq8[/youtube]
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
God, when did it become a thing that every time someone made a sequel to something or a second of anything the default "hilarious" name for it became "_________ 2: Electric Boogaloo?" Have an original thought for once in your fucking lives, people, Jesus.

And that is my initial reaction to this.

Edit: Ha. I posted that solely in response to the second video in the first post, without reading the thread. Just finished reading and now notice that someone even did it in this thread.

I stand by it.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! I haven't read this thread and honestly am not sure why this chick is considered a lolcow. But seriously Electric Boogaloo is seriously overplayed when it comes to "funny" sequel titles. Then again I generally go with "2: The New Batch" so maybe I should change it up too.
 
random_pickle said:
Saney said:
*Blows dust off thread*
Time to see what iDumbass has been up to lately.
[youtube]JqmzFVltDiA[/youtube]
Oh, what a shock, she thinks the Xbox One is good. Absolutely no taste at all.

Any doubt I've had of this girl's stupidity has been completely and utterly decimated. Seriously, how can anyone like that piece of shit? Not only does it restrict us even more, it brings nothing new to the table.

Xbox One's good? Let me wear my nerd cap on:

Xbox One don't have backwards compatibility, which is an essential due to the fact that this generation of consoles do have small number of game titles, especially exclusives for the console. Sure PS4 don't have the same, but due to the fact that the PS4 and also the Wii U don't need to be connected all the time to play a game. Not to mention, you can lend your friend the title you have and not to worry on logging your own account to those two consoles and hear this: No 1 hour time limit which Xbox One have.

Not to mention, Xbox One have this TV peripheral which is a bunch of bullcrap. Why do I need online magazines, Netflix and other inane bullshits? I want my console to you know, play GAMES. That's the basis of having a video game console in the first place.

Bottom line: iJustine, she can suck Anita Sarkeesian's cunt. They will be best of friends.
 
homerbeoulve said:
random_pickle said:
Saney said:
*Blows dust off thread*
Time to see what iDumbass has been up to lately.
[youtube]JqmzFVltDiA[/youtube]
Oh, what a shock, she thinks the Xbox One is good. Absolutely no taste at all.

Any doubt I've had of this girl's stupidity has been completely and utterly decimated. Seriously, how can anyone like that piece of shit? Not only does it restrict us even more, it brings nothing new to the table.

Xbox One's good? Let me wear my nerd cap on:

Xbox One don't have backwards compatibility, which is an essential due to the fact that this generation of consoles do have small number of game titles, especially exclusives for the console. Sure PS4 don't have the same, but due to the fact that the PS4 and also the Wii U don't need to be connected all the time to play a game. Not to mention, you can lend your friend the title you have and not to worry on logging your own account to those two consoles and hear this: No 1 hour time limit which Xbox One have.

Not to mention, Xbox One have this TV peripheral which is a bunch of bullcrap. Why do I need online magazines, Netflix and other inane bullshits? I want my console to you know, play GAMES. That's the basis of having a video game console in the first place.

Bottom line: iJustine, she can suck Anita Sarkeesian's cunt. They will be best of friends.

The xbox one seems to be trying to be the "one box" in your living room with all its features but its doing everything the wrong way
 
Screaming Llama said:
homerbeoulve said:
Bottom line: iJustine, she can suck Anita Sarkeesian's cunt. They will be best of friends.

*magination goes into overdrive*
Both of you, just...no.
 
Hey, I found original footage of the Portal 2 LP: http://www.viddler.com/v/5e273cbd

It's actually kind of funny at the beginning how she talks back to the announcer and Wheatley, but once she hit the first portal puzzle I wanted to beat her over the head with her game controller.
 
I don't think she's a lolcow so much as someone with misplaced fame. On tumblr, she has a following which sees her as some kind of role model, but I haven't seen or heard her do anything worthwhile. But yeah, the Portal 2 LP was terrible.
 
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