❄️ Snowflake iJustine

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Little-Lovely said:
I don't think she's a lolcow so much as someone with misplaced fame. On tumblr, she has a following which sees her as some kind of role model, but I haven't seen or heard her do anything worthwhile. But yeah, the Portal 2 LP was terrible.
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Ahhh okay. That I can understand. Carry on.
 
Little-Lovely said:
I don't think she's a lolcow so much as someone with misplaced fame. On tumblr, she has a following which sees her as some kind of role model, but I haven't seen or heard her do anything worthwhile. But yeah, the Portal 2 LP was terrible.
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A role model? Get the fuck out. What for?

It's gotta be something like 'She's my role model because she's made a career out of people only watching her videos because she's hot'.
 
Springblossom said:
A role model? Get the fuck out. What for?

It's gotta be something like 'She's my role model because she's made a career out of people only watching her videos because she's hot'.
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I guess it's mostly just for that, yeah. I hope I'm thinking about the same girl, I can't tell them apart these days.


EDIT: This is whyyy I need to research before I open my trap haha. I got iJustine and JennaMarbles confused. Jenna Marbles is the one with a following on tumblr for her stance on bras and other things. I'm sorry for the mix-up.
 
Here's a couple of guys riffing on one of her Dead Space 2 videos. Did I mention she sucks at Dead Space 2?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-UzCcOQB10

Highlights include her taking six minutes to realize a puzzle requires Stasis, in a room literally covered with Stasis rechargers. She could not be more of a fake GAMAR GUUUURRRRLLL!!!11oneone!!1 if she tried.
 
Hey, now, Jenna Marbles is fucking awesome. She actually has a brain and despite her cutesy tendencies has some meaningful things to say. Not to mention the "Bounce Your Dick" music video (which you absolutely have to watch). iJustine, on the other hand, is just a corporate whore with blonde hair, a pretty face and a nice rack with nothing of real value to share with the world.
 
Had the displeasure to watch some of iJustine's Halo videos and a few of her Saints Row 3 videos earlier, and I get the feeling she's not exactly a pleasure to watch. The best I can say about her is that she's at least aware that she sucks at some games. I don't really mind incompetent let's plays as such (really, I love watching blind let's plays and people banging their heads against the wall) but sometimes she doesn't really seem to be even trying.

The fun part of watching some people going to games blindly and not knowing damn is that sometimes you get to see real joy of discoveries and perhaps even learn new things about the games and humanity as a whole. I admit I've not seen too many of iJustine's let's plays but all I've learned so far is that Games Sometimes Provoke Gibbering and that Some People Don't Know How To Set XBL Status To Busy And Think That Screaming At Console Will Make People Who Spam You Hear What You Say.
 
Didn't this dumb lady only get famous for that video she shot of her huge iPhone bill (it was like 30 pages long) that at&t erroneously sent to new iPhone customers back in 2007?
 
sparklemilhouse said:
Didn't this dumb lady only get famous for that video she shot of her huge iPhone bill (it was like 30 pages long) that at&t erroneously sent to new iPhone customers back in 2007?
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Sadly yes. Now she says, in her own words is the epitome of "gamer girl" culture.
 
Screaming Llama said:
iJustine, on the other hand, is just a corporate whore with blonde hair, a pretty face and a nice rack with nothing of real value to share with the world.
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That's kind of where I got them confused, honestly, I don't really see the difference nor do I see Jenna as any kind of role model. Neither of them seem that entertaining or great to me ( ._.) gomen
 
Oh fuck my life. Good Morning America showed the new vid of her dancing in a plane to cheer up people. They thought it was the cutest shit ever.
 
It's funny this thread exists because it reminds me of the Archfiend, an all around sanctimonious piece of shit who constantly lies and stirs up drama for views.
 
A-Stump said:
It's funny this thread exists because it reminds me of the Archfiend, an all around sanctimonious piece of shit who constantly lies and stirs up drama for views.
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Isn't that the guy with some kind if grudge against AVGN?
 
Ugh, I remember watching part of her Portal 2 playthrough. It disgusted me to no end how she struggled on even the simplest of puzzles. It just floors me that someone can be so empty-headed and still claim to be THE ONLY SUPA AWESOME GURL GAMR.
 
exball said:
Isn't that the guy with some kind if grudge against AVGN?
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He hates everyone. He has a theme of calling Mike Matei a coward (I actually hate Mike, but w/e) and going the wall on apparent censorship issues on his channel.

This brings me to my point. The Archfiend obsessively blocks anyone who doesn't agree with him. He's a supposed champion of free expression and it's well documented that he's the complete opposite. How do I know? Because he blocked me one day for calling him a hypocritical douchebag on his comment section. He starts shit with more successful people as a matter of course and takes a smug stride toward videos. He is VERY much a lolcow in his own right.
 
Isn't this the gaymer that claimed to be a super girl gamer and struglled with even the most simple puzzels in portal?
how bad did she do?
 
Thanks for reminding me of Archfiend. Seriously, fuck that guy. There's a vast difference between speaking out against people who're famous for stupid reasons and riding on the backs of said people for your own fame. Archfiend is in the latter. The guy can only bitch. That's it. Forget making content just complain into a camera for 10 or so minutes about a current topic.
Also it's incredibly creepy when he's mentioned how much he hates iJustine but said on multiple occasions he wants to fuck her.
 
JFC, I don't think I can watch this woman. And I thought Hannah Minx was an attention whore.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
Didn't this dumb lady only get famous for that video she shot of her huge iPhone bill (it was like 30 pages long) that at&t erroneously sent to new iPhone customers back in 2007?
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Talk about small world.
 
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