Why does she insist on catching people on video that don't want to be on video?? She is such a cunt. That's why I love it when Eric does that shit right back to her on his videos.
Everyone was falling asleep or really tired except for Amber because they actually swam. While Amber just floats for 3 hours while saying "I just went swimmeen for 3 hours".
Gorl when are you going to actually physically go to your doctor? All she ask of you was for you to go get labs done. Which apparently you didn't go do that. If you want your doctor to help. Waddle your fat ass to the doctor. Or is the wait too long for you to go without food? Something is going on with you. That sore has been on your chest for 2 months now.
Amber seemed personally offended both that the doctor (who has a real, busy job) hasn't responded to an email in five days and that she would DARE ask Amber to do labs.
IF the "doctor" did say that, I'll say that Amber is right. She's tried it before and it did nothing for her because Amber is never hungry, she eats because she's bored.
I strongly doubt any doctor would prescribe that to her, though:
Rare cases of pulmonary hypertension and cardiac valvular disease have been reported.[3] Tolerance usually occurs however risks of dependence and addiction are considered negligible.[4][5] People taking phentermine may be impaired when driving or operating machinery.[3] Consumption of alcohol with phentermine may produce adverse effects.[3]
There is no evidence that phentermine is safe for women who are pregnant.[1][3]
Cardiovascular effects like palpitations, tachycardia, high blood pressure, precordial pain; rare cases of stroke, angina, myocardial infarction, cardiac failure and cardiac arrest have been reported.
Central nervous system effects like overstimulation, restlessness, nervousness, insomnia, tremor, dizziness and headache; there are rare reports of euphoria followed by fatigue and depression, and very rarely, psychotic episodes and hallucinations.
Gastrointestinal effects include nausea, vomiting, dry mouth, cramps, unpleasant taste, diarrhea, and constipation.
Other adverse effects include trouble urinating, rash, impotence, changes in libido, and facial swelling.
Emphasis mine. One thing that is bothering me about this new doctor saga is the fact that Amber has not mentioned going back (physically) to the office, nor any more tests.
There is nothing going on in her life. She's so desperate for content that she created at least 3 videos talking about her struggles to buy a laptop. Yet, the one thing that is interesting in her life (going to the doctor + a whole month of videos jerking off all the tests - "I'm so scared you guys!") she doesn't mention?
It's deja vu all over again, now with extra pounds.
I didn't know a fupa could have a camel toe...
Edited: ninja'd twice.
A few months ago Becky was given a sedative (she was anxious during a doctor's visit) and was shown on camera almost falling asleep while standing. Yet she drove all day long.
Phentermine, Lorcaserin, Diethylpropion, or a one-two punch Phentermine/Topiramate XR actually wouldn't be an awful idea for Amberlynn as long as she's closely monitored by the right medical professionals. When you consider her current weight and the high risk of medical complications associated with it and then weigh that (lol) against the possible side effects of these medications a lot of patients are willing to take the risk if it means a high likelihood of saving their lives. My guess is if she actually is telling the truth and the singing doctor wanted to put her on Phentermine, she said no not because it didn't work in the past but because she didn't want to do all of the homework associated with going on the 'miracle drug'.
Her doctor would reasonably want her to go see a therapist and probably asked her why she hasn't yet, she'd be referred to a nutritionist because her diet would have to change or the medication wouldn't ever do anything for her, she'd be given a physical therapist referral to begin light exercise, and I wouldn't be surprised if her doctor didn't want her to at least consult with a cardiologist to get the green light to make sure there aren't any underlying issues being missed. This brings me back to my original thought that she's lah-eeing about making $10k a month - she'd pay for these referrals without pause or she'd have just skipped this whole song and dance long ago and opted for gastric by now. She loves to spend her money on stupid shit but she's an incredibly vain creature and I think she would absolutely save the money for a few months to pay out of pocket for the procedure.
TL;DR Amber is still fat and will always be fat because she will not get help.
Wasn't the infamous "I'm not even hungry so imma eat these 3 huge pieces of pizza for breakfast" video filmed during her week on Phentermine a couple years ago?
As noted, she eats because she is bored and out of habit it doesn't matter if she's even "hungry". Her and Chantal have the same problem they use food as entertainment and pleasure throughout each day. It's their only reason to get out of bed. In Amber's case it's not even going to get her out of bed soon.
Let's not fight about is it her vag moose knuckle or is it her gut butt. We must remember that we're are talking about our gorl here. Everywhere is a vag, because she's 100% cunt.
Why does she insist on catching people on video that don't want to be on video?? She is such a cunt. That's why I love it when Eric does that shit right back to her on his videos.
Everyone was falling asleep or really tired except for Amber because they actually swam. While Amber just floats for 3 hours while saying "I just went swimmeen for 3 hours".
I really don’t understand what she wants her doctor to do. She wants her to do bloodwork, Amber says no. She wants her to go to a dietician, Amber won’t book it. Its always the doctors fault for “not giving a referral” and “not replying for 5 days”. God forbid she actually go back in to be seen in person. Lazy, entitled bitch. I guess once you have someone else literally wiping your ass, you expect everything in your life to be done for you.
Amber seemed personally offended both that the doctor (who has a real, busy job) hasn't responded to an email in five days and that she would DARE ask Amber to do labs.
A lot of labwork (including blood glucose tests) require you to fast for 8 hours prior to the blood draw. I wonder if that's what has our gorl so pissed off.
That and actually having to confront the fact that she's not as healthy as she's convinced herself she is once the results come in.
I am in a bit of a shock with these manic videos, it was such a dramatic change after months of deadly boring content. The screeching and yelling and singing feels a bit forced to me but on the other hand, I am glad there’s finally something going on and she is waddling around again.
Ps. There’s just too much delicious content to make gifs of, bless her overworking heart.
Lezbereal. These 'manic' videos are probably another attempt at copying Shane Dawson. Her whole 'yas queen slay' sassiness is reminiscent of his except without any of the personality Shane has.
The closest she'll ever to get to Shane is looking like she ate him which, at this point, she already does.
Can't say I'm surprised Amber bailed out of the blood panels, I was surprised when she brought it up like she was going to do them. I think Amber dodges doctors, therapists and nutritionists like the plague because she's afraid all the lies and stories she tells herself about herself would be destroyed. The therapist would give her a diagnosis and she'd have to face the fact she's not bipolar, she's not OCD, she doesn't have an anxiety disorder, and she probably doesn't even meet the criteria for binge eating disorder. Her overeating habit is just a daily, planned act of gluttony and laziness, not something that's out of her control. I'd be really curious what a full doctor check up would discover, obstructive sleep apnea is in the bag for sure.
I actually wonder why she does not reverse course and go full HAES. All she would have to do is a few jumps cuts of her being "healthy" and "active". Like playing miniature golf and swimming and riding her cripple wagon around Walmart. It would probably help her get more viewers too. No pretending to care about her diet or wasting time with points: she could be as "healthy" as she wants to be.
Lezbereal. These 'manic' videos are probably another attempt at copying Shane Dawson. Her whole 'yas queen slay' sassiness is reminiscent of his except without any of the personality Shane has.
The closest she'll ever to get to Shane is looking like she ate him which, at this point, she already does.
Even Shane has toned that down a lot recently, probably because he realized how annoying it was.
Speaking of Shane, he used to do a lot of making ridiculous food videos, like a cake made out of every kind of candy, or red velvet milkshakes with a whole slice of cake thrown in. He stopped because he felt it was embarrassing and uninspired, but...Amber could do that! Wouldn't get several million views because she's not that funny, but I'd bet she get more than she does now.
