I'm getting too old for this shit.

[Thistle]

We live in a s... nvm

We live in a snackarooni n' fuck it.

 

[корона-тян]

Before you shut it down, give everybody mod powers and let the forums thunderdome themselves to death.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I’d been lurking here for who knows how long before I joined in 2013. I hope you don’t close the site, and I hope you take the time you need to figure out what you want to do. As for the direction the site has gone, it was probably inevitable in a time where no one can say what they really feel without being made homeless. It also doesn’t help that a lot of the more recent cows, the zoosadists and a lot of the troons in particular, are overt fucking monsters. I miss Deagle Nation, and I agree that the beauty parlor cows feel more like the old site.

 

[KingFrampt]

If you do eventually shut the place down, I hope there would be an archive of the threads somewhere, there's a lotta content and shit mirrored that would be lost, and it sucks when media is lost.

Not sure how that would be accomplished really, short of releasing a mirror of the database, which wouldn't be ideal.

 

[EasyPeasy]

TL;DR

 

[Thornforg]

There isn't a whole lot I can say that hasn't already been said in this thread, so I'll just sum it up best I can:

You want to meet someone and start a family, and you're not having much fun with the Farms right now. In my eyes, the solution is simple.

Take a break.

No, a real break. Go out and meet some women. Let the mods handle the day-to-day. Don't stress about the people assigning blame to you over something Dick did or didn't do, and don't worry about defending him. Just take a break. Start moving towards that goal of starting a family. Maybe you'll meet someone special during your break. Maybe you won't. But you'll be better off for it regardless, because you're obviously burnt out right now and further grinding yourself into this place on the grounds that it's your responsibility serves neither you nor the users.

So, I reiterate: Take a break. Meet some women. Move towards your own goals. Rely on your mods a bit more. This ship can't exactly sail itself, but you don't have to be at the helm 24/7 when you're feeling down. Nobody worth a damn would blame you for taking a break. Whether or not you're idealizing some 'trad lifestyle' is not for anyone but yourself to decide.

I just hope you're back and happier than you are now when elections start, because that will be a wild ride we should all be on together.

 

[Providence Backing_21]

I felt saddened when people were so excited for repealing 230. Going on about how they could do whatever again. That or it's not a big deal like it's like net neutrality.

For the fun problem I would recommend finding a therapist or something to help that. Also remember lolcows have gone dormant. Once restrictions lift they'll continue doing fun stuff once more to laugh at.

Wow my post is gay lmao.

 

[scho-ka-kola]

Josh, I've been a fan of your stream from the start and only listen to the episodes of The Dick Show with you in it. Why? I feel alone in my view of the world and you are the only one who shares it. What draws me here is your ideology and sensibilities, I've never found a person who I can consistently agree or at the least understand the motives of as you. It's gay, but I understand how you've gotten to this point, and I respect everything you have done. You're one of the few who'll take a stand for what you believe in. All I ask is you not fall into complacency, but something tells me you wont.

 

[Кот Бегемот]

translation: "lol let's become criminals"

no, there is absolutely nothing criminal here. Some Eastern Eu banks are retarded, I had to open an account last year and they literally mandated to have my employer certify income with a letter head and .... rubber company stamp. They fucking still use those over there, you'd have better luck finding companies in US with rotary phones than a rubber stamp. In terms of paying people when buying shit, it's not uncommon to pay to gf's account too, because auction sellers don't want attention. It's basically ways to deal with autism because treating autistic people needs to be special. But this is a topic for "how can I contribute" thread.

 

[Night Terror]

youve still got a few of your old ass users kicking around. i remember the good old days where your avatar was enigma from dota 2. as it stands in my mind, kiwi farms works better as a concept than a forum now - a shadow man that freaks idiots out and is always lurking around in the corner of ones eye. as a forum, i find it tedious. i used to follow threads like DSP and spoony religiously but now i cant find the motivation to catch up on them anymore, because all the posts are from people i dont know posting shit i dont care about. but i appreciate its continued existence regardless, because retards shit their pants over it, and at the end of the day, thats what we want to see, right?

 

[gobbogobb]

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please

That game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to say

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please

Johnny Mandel Suicide is painless with lyrics

enjoy this the vid i promised rebeccafarrellmusic

youtu.be

 

[LargeChoonger]

Before you shut it down, give everybody mod powers and let the forums thunderdome themselves to death.

Unironically a good idea if you decide to pull the plug

 

[an kamel]

Embrace Islam.

This will unironically solve all your problems yet you refuse to admit and serve Truth, kafir.

 

[Rocketleaguer]

I'll have no doubt your feeling disillusioned after recent events but I'll always commend your efforts (not matter how insignificant you think it is) for not bailing out sooner after ever increasing legal threats and providing an enviroment where people have the right to agree, disagree and not get the banhammer. This is the exact opposite to my previous haunt NeoGaf where the slight disagreement with the narrative got you said banhammer and the owner outed himself out as the complete opposite of what he preached.

Either way, if you don't mind me rimming you - tyvm.

 

[5ever a crab]

Making a family and still being able to engage in fun internet autism is still possible.
If those nippon doujin artists who draw dick shitting nipple books every year can find himself a good waifu, so can you! (see annotation 3 in this comic)

 

[The Pink Panther]

NULL HATES THE SITE THAT I LOVE THE MOST.

You helped make this site what it is, bitch. It is not just a website, it is an addiction. A fever, hell, a virus. If you wanna leave, just give it to @Ride.

 

[Thistle]

Before you shut it down, give everybody mod powers and let the forums thunderdome themselves to death.

 

[Splendid]

Yeah, I'm in favor of opening up another site just for politics and largely banning it from KF.

 

[Jolyne THICCujoh]

If Null really wants to pull the plug on thid Lolcow Cruiseship, I'm gonna go full Somalian Pirate.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I don’t think the people harassing you are ever going away. They’ll stalk and harass your employers until the day they die.
Worst case scenario of turning into Something Awful 2.0 is not that bad. If you make a profit, no longer care about your dear gay comedy forum, that’s still money in your bank. That’s better than nothing.