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Off-Topic I'm Michael Sandell- Ask me almost anything about ADF
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I think maybe they were just sniffling.
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His teeth are ugly due to an uncorrected overbite, but how often does he brush? I mean, it's not a horror show like, say Nick's mouth, so clearly he must clean it occasionally, right?
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I've never seen them clean their teeth.
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what you were in a fucking live-in relationship and never saw them brush their teeth
tweak I know you're sick to death of hearing this but god damn that's some impressively bad decision-making
i get my ass kicked if i try to get to bed without brushing, morning breath ain't nothing to fuck with even for normies, let alone fat dairy addicts.
tweak I know you're sick to death of hearing this but god damn that's some impressively bad decision-making
i get my ass kicked if i try to get to bed without brushing, morning breath ain't nothing to fuck with even for normies, let alone fat dairy addicts.
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I think it was you who said that ADF has dental floss... that he uses to tie buttons to his clothes.
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Yeah they use it to sew their patches on.
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I think that the fact that ADF has floss, but would rather sew buttons about using the right pronouns to tattered old clothes than clean his rotting beaver teeth encapsulates the very essence of his warped priorities.
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Has ADF had any kind of stable housing since getting kicked out of their mom's house or have they been basically homeless camping ever since? Also, you mentioned offering them warm blankets, do they have any kind of sleeping bag/blankets or do they just curl up on the ground in what they're wearing?
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No true homeless crust punk uses a sewing machine. I'd be surprised if Phil knew how to operate one, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if he got a tattoo of one.
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By hand. They don't have access to a machine.
Yep, they just curl up on the ground.
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How is anyone this stupid? He has a giant bag full of bondage bullshit but not a single blanket or sleeping bag.
If he freezes to death, that's pretty much evolution.
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You mean natural selection, lol. God help us all if ahuviya evolves to have extra arms or some shit.
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Literally all that would achieve would be more canvas for shitty tattoos
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His "self-care" with endless milkshakes and enormous blocks of cheese is already taking care of that.
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It's also a camping backpack he lugs around, from what I've read. Phil could've easily spent some tattoo or self-care money on a tent and a sleeping bag instead of sleeping under bridges and needing a crash helmet - but I guess the thought never occured to him, and he needs that bag space for bondage gear, bike books, and binders.
I must echo an often asked question - how the hell has Phil managed to survive for 30 years with his profound level of ignorance and horrific self-care?
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I hate to get political but uber liberalism ( political correctness) and the modern welfare state are pretty much the only reason people like Phil are still breathing. At any other time in American history he would have died from starvation or exposure by now.
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Or more likely, someone would have just murdered him and nobody would have bothered to prosecute.
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