Infestations

[Ryan Rash]

 

[Bugaboo]

I'd post the house centipede but whenever I do that people shit their pants

 

[Saney]

I'd post the house centipede but whenever I do that people shit their pants

Well, who can blame them? Centipedes are terrifying. Look at them, all long and wriggly and you just know that they want to eat your face and lay eggs in your eyes.

 

[Male]

^ You forgot these

Shoggoths
Owls
Genestealers
Radroaches
loveshies
mynocks
Exogorth
Nurgle Cultists
Weeping angels

Hutts
Xenomorphs
Tribbles
Godzilla
Reptilicus
Nick Bate
Gun-toting criminal sheep
Xeelee
Kakodemons
Beliebers
Triassic Centipedes
Ponies
Sentient mushrooms with a metabolism that utilizes hyperphysical phenomena from the sixth and seventh dimension.

You forgot DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS

 

[Bugaboo]

^ You forgot these

Shoggoths
Owls
Genestealers
Radroaches
loveshies
mynocks
Exogorth
Nurgle Cultists
Weeping angels

Hutts
Xenomorphs
Tribbles
Godzilla
Reptilicus
Nick Bate
Gun-toting criminal sheep
Xeelee
Kakodemons
Beliebers
Triassic Centipedes
Ponies
Sentient mushrooms with a metabolism that utilizes hyperphysical phenomena from the sixth and seventh dimension.

You forgot DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS

And triops

 

[Trombonista]

Ladies and gentlemen, the coconut crab

Spoiler

If they weren't threatened, I'd probably want to eat one.

Anyway, I wonder if Barb has ordered Chris to buy insect traps and stuff from the grocery store or Wal-Mart.

 

[LordCustos3]

Re: (How to Cure) Infestations

Everything on that patch of land needs a woman's touch.

Good idea, let us get a woman and see what "redecorating ideas" she would suggest:

• "alright, we've got seven canisters of CN20, I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the whole fucking nest....."

• "....Then we nuke it from orbit and snipe with the 110calibre whatever crawls from the wreckage."

Well, there you have it ladies and gentlemen. There is how you clean up an infestation of Chandl....of "bugs".

 

[Stratochu]

For all we know the place could be infested with werejohncandies too.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Arthropleura

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

There's currently an infestation of Chandlers. Although there are two of them, odds are their population won't be expanding.

 

[Christ-Chan]

There's currently an infestation of Chandlers. Although there are two of them, odds are their population won't be expanding.

Who knows what life may spring forth from the traces they leave behind!

 

[Mama Luigi]

Arthropleura

Did I mention I hate you? Uuuuuugh...
I believe that a new species may have mutated in the Chandler household under all the DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, and only time will tell when it escapes and wreaks havoc upon the world.

 

[CatParty]

now that the infestation has crawled to this thread, i know what i will be avoiding

 

[Bugaboo]

Arthropleura

I see your proto centipede thing and raise you this sea scorpion!

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

The house is also infested with goodwill crap and kiddie drawings.

I'm an optimist, though, and I like to think it's so infested it balances out.

Like, the silverfish and carpet mites eat the goodwill crap and kiddie drawings, the spiders and and centipedes eat the silverfish and carpet mites, the mice and rats eat the spiders and centipedes, then the cats and dogs eat the mice and rats. The Chandlers eat the cats and dogs, then the fleas and ticks eat the Chandlers.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm guessing that all the creepy-crawlies have formed their own society at this point.

 

[Ace_Reloaded]

I fucking hate centipedes oh my god. X_____x Most insects/spiders/crawlies and the like freak me out, but centipedes are the the absolute worst. I'm glad I'm not the only one here who finds them horrifying little demons.

I'd be terrified to set foot in the Chandler house, considering the bugs that probably lurk in the hoard. Roaches, ants, silverfish and termites at the very least, I'm sure. Didn't Chris mention in an e-mail to Jackie that he had stinkbugs on his windowsill once? And that they were there for a few DAYS before they discovered them?! HOW DO YOU TAKE DAYS TO DISCOVER A SWARM OF BUGS CRAWLING OVER YOUR WINDOW JESUS FUCK.

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

All I can say is Nurgle loves the everlasting metaphorical and literal shit out of chris.And has one the favor of the lord of decay. apon Chris's death (which is very soon) his soul shall be bloated to a great unclean one.

On a serious note. How many disease vectors has chris cultivated in his house? Would someone get very sick if he bit/ got into contact with him ( I dont want to get into details)?

 

[Bugaboo]

All I can say is Nurgle loves the everlasting metaphorical and literal shit out of chris.And has one the favor of the lord of decay. apon Chris's death (which is very soon) his soul shall be bloated to a great unclean one.

On a serious note. How many disease vectors has chris cultivated in his house? Would someone get very sick if he bit/ got into contact with him ( I dont want to get into details)?

Didn't somebody (Kacey maybe?) get a rash by him touching them on their arms?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Yeah, but that could just be a result of the noxious china-attracting substances he sprays on himself. Before the date he probably bathed in expired flea-market Axe that fell off the back of a truck.