Interior Design & Architecture Gore - Alternative title: cursed decor

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Can’t decide if it’s hun or troon. I’m going for the former because it’s clean.
 
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Vingle said:
Pillows filling up the entire couch aren't nice either, where are you supposed to sit?
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Just chuck em on the floor.
I really hate those carefully arranged ranks of cushions on beds. Who has time to keep removing, then rearranging them, every day?
 
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White Trash Motorsport said:
Just chuck em on the floor.
I really hate those carefully arranged ranks of cushions on beds. Who has time to keep removing, then rearranging them, every day?
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But then it would get messy on the floor. In spaces that small, the smallest thing will make it messy.

It's like making the bed, but who with a life actually does that?
 
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White Trash Motorsport said:
I really hate those carefully arranged ranks of cushions on beds. Who has time to keep removing, then rearranging them, every day?
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My wife, apparently. "Throw pillows are what make homes look like homes!"

There are two sleeping pillows, then two "oversized pillows" (not sure how to describe them), then a large, heavy quilt that comes halfway up the bed, and finally, a tiny rectangle pillow that goes in the middle of the oversized ones.

My couches are worse. The room I'm in now has two chairs, a couch and a "window bench" behind a large bay window and there are 12 pillows around me; excluding the cushions. To be fair, it does look cozy, she's good at keeping things from keeping things from getting too overtly feminine (insofar as tons of pillows are ostensibly gender neutral, even though a man would never decorate like that), and she is an excellent designer--other people have tried to hire her to do their place.
Vingle said:
But then it would get messy on the floor.
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We throw them onto an armchair at night and making the bed (filling it with pillows) is the first thing she does after getting dressed. The quilt gets folded down onto a large wooden chest at the foot of the bed.
 
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I hate the gillestuga with a passion. It's a room in the cellar with ceiling low enough that it isn't considered a liveable area. It is decorated with stupid shit like wood panels and masonry and inhabited by hicks, wine aunts and skinheads.
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The first picture is older but it can very well be the early 2000's, the second one have wii controllers on the couch and the last one has a flatscreen and a retro magazine. They're all miserable places to be in.

I apparently have a category called "toilets" in my funny images folder. Here's two of them.
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White Trash Motorsport said:
Just chuck em on the floor.
I really hate those carefully arranged ranks of cushions on beds. Who has time to keep removing, then rearranging them, every day?
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Vingle said:
But then it would get messy on the floor. In spaces that small, the smallest thing will make it messy.

It's like making the bed, but who with a life actually does that?
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I knew a girl who’s mother was an interior designer, and her mom insisted the house be kept up like a demo at all times. The girl developed a hatred of stuffed animals because her mom had a planned way she had to place them on her bed, after making it perfectly, so they were color coordinated and cutesy looking.

Edit: https://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/ is a goddamn blessing. How people can think most of these show their houses as anything but disasters is hilarious.

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neverendingmidi said:
I knew a girl who’s mother was an interior designer, and her mom insisted the house be kept up like a demo at all times. The girl developed a hatred of stuffed animals because her mom had a planned way she had to place them on her bed, after making it perfectly, so they were color coordinated and cutesy looking.
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Not the worst thing to hate, but to be honest. It's just easier to keep the house like a demo at all times. Easier to clean up.
Too bad with the girl, but a messy environment is a cause for conflict in the family. Living with messy people is hell.
 
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