Interior Design & Architecture Gore - Alternative title: cursed decor

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I wasn't going to post in this thread, but fuck it.

I don't know if this counts, but Moviebob's "basement apartment" decorated as a shrine to Mario isn't as cursed as some of the images so far.
Emperor Julian said:
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It gets worse though. He needed a green screen. This was his solution.
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Okay, so maybe not that bad. His brother's house is way worse.
John Andrews Stan said:
At least he can still “chill” in his very hygienic home.
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DamnWolves! said:
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We throw them onto an armchair at night and making the bed (filling it with pillows) is the first thing she does after getting dressed. The quilt gets folded down onto a large wooden chest at the foot of the bed.
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See, I do like a good cushion, large feather filled especially, but they have to actually have a use. Also washable covers so they cope with the dogs nesting on them, or me drooling on them when I fall asleep on the sofa. I just can’t be arsed arranging ones with no purpose other than decorative.
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This detail on the wall makes me feel like there's a story behind this little "Silence of the Lambs" neckbeard nest...
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That’s one hell of an AirB&B ad.
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That is an almost rural Russia level of badly coordinated awfulness, but looking at those nasty upvc windows…is this in the UK?!
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I hate the gillestuga with a passion. It's a room in the cellar with ceiling low enough that it isn't considered a liveable area. It is decorated with stupid shit like wood panels and masonry and inhabited by hicks, wine aunts and skinheads.
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The first picture is older but it can very well be the early 2000's, the second one have wii controllers on the couch and the last one has a flatscreen and a retro magazine. They're all miserable places to be in.
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I had relatives who had a room like that, they turned it into a bar area where people would drink and smoke. Wood Paneling out the wazoo, yellow tinted lampshades and it was too small to actually move around people so you always wound up stepping on someone or knocking something over. They had two couches facing each other and those took up too much room. But that was where you sat with a coffee table in the center and a huge CRT off to the left where they would watch sports. The bar area was to the back and had awful shitty stools that hurt to sit on. Couches were made of this fabric that absorbed the smoke, so the smell never went away. The stair case to get down was also steep and narrow, so much so that quite a few pets would always trip or fall going down.
 
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Fuck the doom bathroom, how could anyone think this is a good idea? Most of these can be chalked up to not thinking something through, but this is retarded right from the get-go.

It's almost a work of art: no leg space, no door, clearly an after-thought after the stairs were added, the basement stairs that seem to be steeper than the other stairs (so probably not originally planned), the "door" over the basement doesn't even look like it fits properly.
Also how the fuck are you supposed to get to the toilet, climb on the trapdoor? That's gotta be a fire code violation.

I'm done sperging, I just can't believe this exists, and a functioning human being made this.
 
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Judge Dredd said:
I wasn't going to post in this thread, but fuck it.

I don't know if this counts, but Moviebob's "basement apartment" decorated as a shrine to Mario isn't as cursed as some of the images so far.

It gets worse though. He needed a green screen. This was his solution.
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Okay, so maybe not that bad. His brother's house is way worse.
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Wait, so instead of buying a big green piece of fabric and hanging it up, he painted the entire room green? Why didn't he pick a wall that didn't include the door? You telling me he couldn't move things around so he just had a wall and paint that green, but instead decided paint everything including the door and door knob?

You know, I don't follow Bob closely because it's usually dumb shit he says on twitter, but to be this autistic, maybe I will.
 
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Slimy Time said:
Wait, so instead of buying a big green piece of fabric and hanging it up, he painted the entire room green? Why didn't he pick a wall that didn't include the door? You telling me he couldn't move things around so he just had a wall and paint that green, but instead decided paint everything including the door and door knob?
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That's exactly it. Lightswitch too.

He had to get permission from the land lord to do it too. And the icing on the cake, he doesn't even know how to green screen properly.

I don't remember if he had tiger print bed sheets or if that was another lolcow. He used to have a wall of beer cans, but he had to get rid of it when it fell over and made a mess.
 
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Judge Dredd said:
That's exactly it. Lightswitch too.

He had to get permission from the land lord to do it too. And the icing on the cake, he doesn't even know how to green screen properly.

I don't remember if he had tiger print bed sheets or if that was another lolcow. He used to have a wall of beer cans, but he had to get rid of it when it fell over and made a mess.
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Lol I missed the light switch. I wonder how that conversation between him and the land lord went. Surely they must have gone "just buy a cloth".
 
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What I really like in this thread are the images of something someone thought was good. The depressed troll dungeons are one thing, but the bathroom with matched carpeted walls and floor, and ceiling mirrors and tiny window-- you know someone thought they were making the best bathroom ever.
 
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Sped Xing said:
What I really like in this thread are the images of something someone thought was good. The depressed troll dungeons are one thing, but the bathroom with matched carpeted walls and floor, and ceiling mirrors and tiny window-- you know someone thought they were making the best bathroom ever.
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The only one I don't really have a problem with is the wood-den (see what they did there?); the reason it looks so hideous (aside from the dated furniture), is camera lighting.

I've tried to take snapshots of absolutely stunning wood-panelled rooms; unless I used a decent camera w/ tripod & flash diffuser, the pictures ended up dogshit.
 
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