Introducing the Bufords - Kiwi Awards that honor Kiwis

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Best Overall Contributions
After skimming after this thread, @Osama Bin Laden was a person who systematically created new OPs through the 2024, which includes both research and presentations, so I think he deserves the award. Congrats of the contribution, you have no life :semperfidelis:

Best New OP
Flutter's thread by @Zeus Blue Thunder. I chose this because I have a feeling that it is being updated regularly. It may not be as good as the previously mentioned threads, but my choice is worth noting.

Best Rewritten OP
Abstain, because I'm out of date

Best Researcher
@notorietus. When I see his post, it almost always contains informative things, and at the request of others, he checked the data either from spy.net (before I was closed) or other sites.

Best Lolcow Fan Work
Abstain. But would like to mention those sketches quickly made by @Viper the rappah in RSDS thread before goon_fishing had his own thread.



Also if you don't mind I would like to propose of:

Best Bombshell Post

Def.:
The award is given for the publication of a post/series of posts by a user who revealed information that caused a stir (positive, negative or shitposty) in KF, as well as on other platforms such as Xeeter, YouTube, or other platforms.

Other title names (I would prefer if you found a better name.):
- Best Find
- Best Monumental Post

Examples:
- Destiny's leak — Whether you want it or not, the material from this post caused the server to crash, and that doesn't happen often.
- Chris expects a child — Ultimately, it turned out to be a misunderstanding (thank you God); however, the establishment of preliminary theses led to a situation where there was talk of CWC on the Internet for a brief moment, providing farms as a source.
- Balldo's public record — I am not familiar with the balldoverse, however about cocaine in a 9-year-old... :really:

And that's all from me, have a nice evening.
 
For best Lolcow fanwork, I want to nominate @NaggotFigger for all the art he's done throughout the year, particularly his Monostar Leatherknuckles/Red Mist shitposts.
Best Lolcow Fan Work - @NaggotFigger
Best Lolcow Fan Work - Shout-out to @NaggotFigger for the amazing art he put for Schala Zeal, Gordoverse, Colton Lochmann, and Monostar Leatherknuckles. My personal favorite was Coltons.
I want to thank you all for nominating me for my autistic works. It brings me a lot of joy.
I'll nominate myself with more lolcow art/edits/exploitables from versatile amount of lolcows like:
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Fat Rick Tomlinson is my main lolcow. Enjoy prison.
 
Best Overall Contributions

Gotta be @lol cow supreme who has turned up to court multiple times now to report on bossman's legal cases, that's real dedication
2nd place would be a tie with @Kees H and @Flaming Dumpster for their contributions in archiving all of bossman's streams and restreaming when he was on kick.

Best New OP
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dansbu...729-mysterious-mare-do-well-bidentubz.194030/ by PS2 Nishiki
Best Rewritten OP
n/a, not really read any of them tbh
Best Researcher
So many good choices that its hard to pick a favorite so i decided to pick bossman style



SPIN THAT WHEEL BABY AWWW YEAAAAA

I choose avenue, damn doorstuck was ROBBED man fucking magnets and shit

Best Lolcow Fan Work

Maybe this won't count but the gamesesh bot was really useful for a time before it got bogged down with gambaspam (sorry avenue, i appreciate the work you put in but that shit is so fucking annoying bro)
 
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@Useful_Mistake for Best Overall Contributions. He does an outstanding job of keeping tabs on every lolsuit, whether it's between lolcows or it's against Null and the Farms. If there's a filing, a transcript or any other piece of vital info, he delivers the goods (often within minutes of said info being released).
 
I nominate @lol cow supreme for Best Overall Contributions because he attended almost all of bossmanjacks court appearances in real life, or a new dedicated category but I think he deserves a spot.

And best chyaaaaaaat award should go to the Keno Kasino :smug:
You beat me to it. I would like to reinforce the suggestion for a Boots on the Ground award. I think that actually going out in the world to provide eye witness reports of notable events for other users is a special kind of contribution. Only potential problem is if some retard misinterprets the point and goes out cow tipping irl in an attempt to be nominated.
 
Best Rewritten OP
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu's rewritten Rekieta thread OP. Massively detailed. Redone from scratch.

Anybody living under a rock that wanders into that thread now and says "Wait, what happened to Rekieta? I thought he was cool!" can now simply be directed to the OP (and called a lazy nigger). Which is nice.

Best Researcher
@MNPublicRecords for exposing that Rekieta's 8 year old tested positive for cocaine.

That was a big deal by itself, but what really made it impressive as all hell is you can't get that from the Internet. They had to physically go down to the courthouse and pull it off a terminal.

That's above and beyond the call of Kiwi.

Also, that single post was put in the Rekieta thread, but Null considered it such a bombshell he immediately made it the OP of its own thread and temporarily locked the Rekieta thread.
 
Best Overall Contributions: I'd like to make a group nomination: all of the Kiwifarmers who have investigated and aided law enforcement on tracking down and charging all the sick, evil fucks involved in the Million Pity group and its offshoots

Best Researcher: @GenociderSyo For her tireless contributions and endless updates to multiple Beauty Parlour threads, as well as her knowledgeable input to many science and technology threads




I suggest these following extra categories:

The Steamboat: verified whistleblowers/original sources who registered on KF in order to kindly present us with insider information.

The Esoteric: knowledgeable farmers who are intimately familiar with the weirdest, most random topics, and kindly sperg when asked.

The Nice One: Farmers who are notoriously... nice. To everyone. Even lolcows who clearly don't deserve it, The Nice One will continually express belief in humanity's ability to change for the better.
 
Best Overall Contributions - @Kees H for his work archiving / restreaming Bossman's streams, @Flaming Dumpster for the same and the bots that allowed us to gamba alongside Bossman and sneed more effienciently in Keno Chat, and @lol cow supreme for his incredible ground reporting of Bossman's court appearances.
If I have to pick just one, @Kees H, but I appreciate the work all of you bastards have put in.
 
Best Overall Contributions: @Osama Bin Laden for being a posting juggernaut

Best New OP: Gflashex by @Admiral Throbnelius

Best Rewritten OP: Elaine Miller by @Axiom the Fucker

Best Researcher: @Relinquish for making so many high-info threads + rewrites

Best Lolcow Fan Work: @All becomes gunt for this heartfelt tribute to the Kino Casino:
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Mirroring this 1:1. Every thread I browse in current time has been (re)written or touched by @Osama Bin Laden or @Relinquish. The Gflashex thread is hilarious and the Elaine Miller rewrite really does document that poor woman’s descent into madness quite well.
 
Best Overall Contributions
@Blackstar for his contributions to the BossmanJack thread, Fishtank thread, and his presence in chatrooms
Best New OP
@Musashi's Son for his OP on DarkViperAU
Best Rewritten OP
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu for Rekieta OP rewrite
Best Researcher
@Useful_Mistake for keeping up with numerous lolsuits
Best Lolcow Fan Work
@Bruno Powroznik for his many great edits of our boy BossmanJack such as the page 1488 edit, Austin Fong Jones, and also his great youtube commentary debut covering Acerthorn (too stupid to realize you're only suppossed to nominate one piece of work)
 
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Best Overall Contributions: I'd like to nominate @Club Sandwich and @AGPinochet for their contributions in the Mega Rad Gun Thread. Club Sandwich has seen and done it all and is willing to give tips (example 1, 2) and AGPinochet is constantly finding new and weird guns in the field to share (example).

Best Researcher: No doubt this has to go to @Useful_Mistake for his contributions in all of the legal threads (particularly Greer v Moon). I get the feeling that he contributes a significant portion of his finances just towards paying for legal filings and it's very appreciated. Also appreciate @AnOminous for his legal takes.
 
I wanna nominate @Avenue for Best Lolcow Fan Creation for his work on the Keno Kasino's live in gamba slave bot
It has made the many moons of no Austin a more comfortable experience.
Best Lolcow Fan Work

Maybe this won't count but the gamesesh bot was really useful for a time before it got bogged down with gambaspam (sorry avenue, i appreciate the work you put in but that shit is so fucking annoying bro)
No it's still great. Even with all the gambaspam. In fact the gambaspam is the best part you fucking rat. Your mom loves it bro, Miss Powroznik, between mouthfuls of my balls, won't stop talking about it.
Best Overall Contributions

Gotta be @lol cow supreme who has turned up to court multiple times now to report on bossman's legal cases, that's real dedication
2nd place would be a tie with @Kees H and @Flaming Dumpster for their contributions in archiving all of bossman's streams and restreaming when he was on kick.
I second these nominations too. @lol cow supreme went above and beyond the call of duty.
 
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Best New OP:

James Lindsay and The Theosophist Hunters - Minor politcow multiclasses in Schizocow. Reddit Athesist Defender of Catholicism, angel unsummoner, target of CIA psyops.


by AeroGavin Rossdale, 1° December, 2024.


Mr Rossdale deserves this nomination for a meticulously researched and documented original post, a work in progress already brimming with delectable schadenfreude, composed with the foresight to have preemptively reserved the next two top posts for when the milk inevitably overfloweth the cup. Dr Lindsay is a Reddit atheist whose penchant for duping unsuspecting marks and paucity for theory of mind combine into the most paranoid suspicion that every social (and para-social) interaction with others is an occult conspiracy to trick him into liking Marxism. To watch the failed mathematician degenerate, in real time, into schizophrenia, is a guilty pleasure that will leave you needing to confess a lack of charity. AeroGavin Rossdale's new original post is the best content since Jonathan "Jessica Simpson" Yaniv.
 
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Even though I don't use it. I appreciate @geckogoy putting in the work for a SS13 server and actually developing a kiwi codebase rather than just hosting a downstream. If it wasn't for the server we wouldn't have had that funny tranny meltdown over the gender of a bunch of pixels.
 
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Best Overall Contributions: @Sprate Header - His work on documenting the horrifying degeneracy of younger Gen Z tards today is excellent (and makes me want to no longer live on this planet anymore).
Best New OP: Troonslop "Retro" Games / Demake games / PS1 Trannies / ULTRAKILL / Y2K trannies by @KosherFarms.net - Very solid OP from a brand new user over a community that greatly needed a thread.
Best Rewritten OP: Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta Law / @NickRekieta by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu - Insanely well-documented chronicle of the coke master.
Best Researcher: @Useful_Mistake - Autistic mod with extensive knowledge on the l(ol)aw.
Best Lolcow Fan Work: THE NULLIE INCEDENT by @Bruno Powroznik - I shite pant.

Award Suggestion: Best Community Contributor (A member whom has greatly contributed to the forum positively in some way or another): @geckogoy - While I'm not that autistic enough to play SS13, I appreciate his extensive work on hosting the community SS13 Kiwi Farms server (and Community Happenings hustle).

Praying to the Buford Gods I get a nomination.
 
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