Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Axe Steel]

dog PLEASE AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL I MOVE ALL MY CYPTO ASSETS
who the fuck do I contact in iran to move this to next week?

IT'S THE WEEKEND
WHO BOMBS SHIT ON THE WEEKEND?

To actually give an answer to this: Trump has mainly done military operations during the weekend during his second term when the stock market closes so that shit doesn't immediately go belly up every time

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

Beats what took over from it.
Buck breaking third worldists is alone a good enough reason by itself to go in there and topple them. I hate tankies so much

No, it doesn't. Having an autocrat Shah or Ayatollah does not beat a democratically-elected leader like Mosaddegh and with every single coup perpetrated by the US in the Middle East, the region only grows more unstable.

 

[smugrandomdouche]

2nd operation I would've likely participated in if I didn't leave the military. Fuck my nigger ass life. The lulz I so craved would have been given to me... Such is life.

That's gotta feel like just missing out on all the cool shit. "what do you mean I can take vape riffs, chew zim, and pilot kamikaze drones?"

 

[ZipDisk]

I don't mind air/missile strikes. I also generally don't mind lightning ground strikes, like when they kidnapped Maduro. I just don't want forever wars and gorillion dollars being funneled out away from Americans to finance countries I don't give a shit about.

Where the fuck are my zero-hour drones? "This seems like a good run." "Yeehaw!"

 

[3-2-1836]

The concept of "Iran" as a nation has existed for thousands of years, while the concept of "Iraq" only really came to be after the fall of the Ottomans.

Iraqi Nationalism didn't even exist until the 1930s, over a decade after the British invented Iraq out of thin air.

 

[IrishGuy088]

Dude Iran is fucked.

Expect casualties though. Trump said that Americans may die. Something else is obviously coming.

But yeah, they're fucked.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Once again, I don’t know why I have to keep posting this, but if any IDF Intelligence Agent is reading, please do not forget to attack all of Iran. I hear they have more nukes or something there. I’ve supplied a helpful map of both territories:

 

[TheClappening]

I can't keep my eyes open. Hope the thread doesn't get too shitted up for those staying awake

Oh boy, were you here for the Maduro raid? Niggas went to bed and in the morning we had a head of state as an inmate.

And it'll get worst. I doubt this will be a few hour operation.

 

[Buzz Killington]

Evergreen video (sorry if this has already been posted)

 

[JeanRob1]

No, it doesn't. Having an autocrat Shah or Ayatollah does not beat a democratically-elected leader like Mosaddegh and with every single coup perpetrated by the US in the Middle East, the region only grows more unstable.

Removing the regime using terrorist proxies forces in the whole region when the people of the country is asking is the best way to stability.

 

[smugrandomdouche]

dog PLEASE AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL I MOVE ALL MY CYPTO ASSETS
who the fuck do I contact in iran to move this to next week?

IT'S THE WEEKEND
WHO BOMBS SHIT ON THE WEEKEND?

No one is safe after market closes.
They fucking nuked anthropic, waited three hours and then started fucking up iran.
no one is safe when the market is closed.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Expect casualties though. Trump said that Americans may die. Something else is obviously coming.

But yeah, they're fucked.

Im assuming so I think constant bombardment will slow down there response.

 

[God of Nothing]

Once again, I don’t know why I have to keep posting this, but if any IDF Intelligence Agent is reading, please do not forget to attack all of Iran. I hear they have more nukes or something there. I’ve supplied a helpful map of both territories:
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this world is too shitty and gay for india to be magically caught in the crossfire and purified in fire

 

[FightenGnome]

Iran announces retaliation
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I'm from the future, here's what happens:

Iran shoots missles.
Tells Israel not to bomb Iran or Iran's wife's son ever again.
Blue Flag of mourning.
Israel laughs
Happening ends.

 

[Terrifik]

Last chance to go out with a bang instead of a whimper.

God, I hope no American dies.

Twitter had post saying American died.

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

Sirens in Amman

 

[3-2-1836]

COME ON HASSAN JUSTIFY THE IRGC MOWING DOWN ITS OWN CITIZENS.

He already did, saying Iran should kill all of them because they're only protesting that "we cant wear a skirt at the beach".

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

Removing the regime using terrorist proxies forces in the whole region when the people of the country is asking is the best way to stability.

It will work this time for sure. A real CIA-backed coup has never been tried.

 

[Axe Steel]

Oh boy, were you here for the Maduro raid? Niggas went to bed and in the morning we had a head of state as an inmate.

And it'll get worst. I doubt this will be a few hour operation.

Already confirmed that this will likely be a multi-day thing, it just depends on whether it's a few days or a few months

 

[God of Nothing]

Twitter had post saying American died.

oh goddammit
how did i miss that

He already did, saying Iran should kill all of them because they're only protesting that "we cant wear a skirt at the beach".

why is everyone on either side of this conflict either autistic or an absolute lunatic?