Is Amazon Self-Publishing the best idea of all time?

Just A Butt

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So let's say you write a book. So what if it isn't good enough to be picked up by one of the thousands of legitimate publishers around the world? SO FUCKING WHAT? Back off, nigger, I write good. They just don't get me. Not like you get me. Not like Jeff gets me.

And the best part is I get like five cents for every dollar Jeff makes off me! It's win-win!
 
Not like Jeff gets me.
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On one hand, I can get 100 percent of the profits if I sell my 22 chapter erotic Bucky O’hare novel on Furaffinity, on the other hand, Amazon would provide a much larger platform for autistic degeneracy to spread.

Jeff really is helping to advance the intelligence of the human race!
 
Amazon will ban your books if they draw enough ire and become inconvenient to host.
Getting banned from Amazon is free publicity, AND you get all the $$$ you already made from your Dino erotica. Just embed a few gays into the story as side characters or something, go to salon dot com or some other shitty tabloid, and claim you got removed from Amazon because they hate the homosex. Marketing has never been so easy.
 
Most self-published books are awful and leave a vomit taste in my mouth, but once in a while, a very good self published book will appear.
 
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