Is Amazon Self-Publishing the best idea of all time?

[Just A Butt]

So let's say you write a book. So what if it isn't good enough to be picked up by one of the thousands of legitimate publishers around the world? SO FUCKING WHAT? Back off, nigger, I write good. They just don't get me. Not like you get me. Not like Jeff gets me.

And the best part is I get like five cents for every dollar Jeff makes off me! It's win-win!

 

[Had]

Not like Jeff gets me.

 

[Blamo]

Making a living from writing Dino erotica for lonely single moms is a living. Amazon dot com helps me accomplish that.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Amazon will ban your books if they draw enough ire and become inconvenient to host.

 

[JethroTullamore]

On one hand, I can get 100 percent of the profits if I sell my 22 chapter erotic Bucky O’hare novel on Furaffinity, on the other hand, Amazon would provide a much larger platform for autistic degeneracy to spread.

Jeff really is helping to advance the intelligence of the human race!

 

[Tleilaxian]

@wry wrangler , come enlighten the rest of the forum on the benefits of using Amazon self-publishing to distribute your incest smutt books where you fantasize about having sex with your mother.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Where else am I supposed to get my coronavirus erotica?

 

[Flustercuck]

time for me to start writing on my schizophrenic robot x fat tarded betty franchise idea

 

[R00T]

Self publishing allows more weirdos to put their work out there meaning I have more to laugh at. Jeff not only enables the lolcow to function but also makes money off of it. He’s a genuine business man.

 

[Bad Gateway]

@wry wrangler they're subtweeting you in here

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Where else am I supposed to get my coronavirus erotica?

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I always knew COVID was Shrek

 

[Autopsy]

Amazon will ban your books if they draw enough ire and become inconvenient to host.

Getting banned from Amazon is free publicity, AND you get all the $$$ you already made from your Dino erotica. Just embed a few gays into the story as side characters or something, go to salon dot com or some other shitty tabloid, and claim you got removed from Amazon because they hate the homosex. Marketing has never been so easy.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I really thought about that, but Wattpad had a better Spanish community, at least for me.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

On one hand, I can get 100 percent of the profits if I sell my 22 chapter erotic Bucky O’hare novel on Furaffinity, on the other hand, Amazon would provide a much larger platform for autistic degeneracy to spread.

Would it truly? I feel like Furaffinity is as well-known as you can get without being Amazon or Google.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Maybe

 

[Brahma]

Best idea of all time for money laundering, especially considering many countries operate beneficial tax brackets for income from the arts.

Fake books sold on Amazon could be used for money laundering

Books of gibberish are listed on Amazon.com for thousands of dollars, with one author claiming his name was used to send almost $24,000 to a fraudulent seller

www.theguardian.com

 

[lurk_moar]

Most self-published books are awful and leave a vomit taste in my mouth, but once in a while, a very good self published book will appear.

 

[Drain Todger]

Where else am I supposed to get my coronavirus erotica?

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I'm very disappointed that none of this coronavirus fiction is about Corona-chan.

Wait a minute.

Amazon.com

Ahh, there we go. Thanks, Jeffy B.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

self published a lot of things. All you needed was a staff kinkos card & a stapler

 

[X Pac Heat]

Amazon Self Publishing basically allows me to to be able to put "professional writer" on my resume instead of "government assisted bum" so yeah