is user @cyclonus fat and covered in doodoo and also possibly dying?

[Just A Butt]

@Cyclonus did you die?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I have a sister but she needs serious help too. Sometimes she's like a demon. Getting hysterically angry and crying over the smallest thing. Even I can diagnose that bipolar. But no she never got the diagnoses. Any stress like taking care of me and the demon sister is back.

Have you considered that she's completely sane and you - being an adult man of at least average intelligence but also an entitled manbaby who can't take care of himself and expects others to do everything for him while he complains and makes demands - are just infuriating to be around?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I always picture the users here as greasy overweight incels, the same way I picture redditors and 4chan gremlins.

Ironically KF probably has one of the most ecclectic userbases of any site on the internet outside of the really big ones like Youtube; it ranges from a bunch of retarded Tumblr children (some of which I suspect aren't even actually old enough to be using the site), up to old ass boomers, fat women, furries, tons of homos, drug addicts and neets, regular family people with solid jobs, left and right, there's no unified KF user archetype.

I figure that's because the rest of the internet is so sanitized the site winds up becoming a watershed for all types of characters.

 

[eatler]

Ironically KF probably has one of the most ecclectic userbases of any site on the internet outside of the really big ones like Youtube; it ranges from a bunch of retarded Tumblr children (some of which I suspect aren't even actually old enough to be using the site), up to old ass boomers, fat women, furries, tons of homos, drug addicts and neets, regular family people with solid jobs, left and right, there's no unified KF user archetype.

I figure that's because the rest of the internet is so sanitized the site winds up becoming a watershed for all types of characters.

The horror of this site is we are all lolcows in waiting, it will take the right series of events to make any one of us snap. I’m amazed still when I see a old user falling for basic trolling tactics. No one is safe.

 

[Moths]

A mental episode of a regular guy isn't funny.

Schizos are always funny and interesting. If someone writes some really incoherent shit begging daddy null to fight the aliens to save them color me interested to find out which part of their brain broke.

 

[dick brain]

OP should invest in one of those automatic cat feeders to dispense his meds on a schedule.

 

[Cyclonus]

I lost my access to broadcast media ages ago

The horror of this site is we are all lolcows in waiting, it will take the right series of events to make any one of us snap. I’m amazed still when I see a old user falling for basic trolling tactics. No one is safe.

I know what youure talking about. Some asshole managed to convince me to show you all how badly I've decayed through self neglect and now you all know what I look like. Congratulations. I'm never stopping that now, not even Null could if he's conserved. It'll just be whack a mole at this point I'm having it posted on my profile. Just given me extra motivation to stop being a deathfat and work towards being a gymbro. I'll undox myself like that you fucker. When I look like an actual human being and not this trainwreck I'll be unrecognisable.

 

[Just A Butt]

Some asshole managed to convince me to show you all how badly I've decayed through self neglect and now you all know what I look like.

It wasn’t that difficult to convince you, considering you’re just here to drink up the attention.

 

[Cyclonus]

It wasn’t that difficult to convince you, considering you’re just here to drink up the attention.

Drink up the sympathy maybe. But seriously dude, you know what the repution of this forum is. I know it's rubbish for almost all users, but there's still the slight remote chance that an actual psycho who lives anywhere remotely near me could track me down. If that happens I would request quick and painless. If all I wanted was attention I'd be presenting myself to resetera.

 

[Just A Butt]

Drink up the sympathy maybe.

how is that different to attention?

there's still the slight remote chance that an actual psycho who lives anywhere remotely near me could track me down.

probably should have thought about that before you posted it, eh?

 

[Cyclonus]

how is that different to attention?

probably should have thought about that before you posted it, eh?

You see that's the problem not exactly easy to think.

 

[Just A Butt]

not exactly easy to think.

bullshit, you thought enough to come here and beg retards for your life, you even talked about saving the forum's reputation. (the amount of people who fell for that is fucking embarrassing)

and then you even had enough thought to maybe reconsider and try to delete the post.

 

[Moths]

What was the life threatening situation again? Was it just being schizo for a bit?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

What was the life threatening situation again?

McDonald’s ran out of Big Macs

 

[Lokenstien]

If OP really is a 700 pound Irish beast he could probably pull an Angus Barbieri and just not eat for a year. Seems like it worked out for this chap, though he did take vitamins and left his house to check with doctors regularly.

 

[Cyclonus]

bullshit, you thought enough to come here and beg retards for your life, you even talked about saving the forum's reputation. (the amount of people who fell for that is fucking embarrassing)

and then you even had enough thought to maybe reconsider and try to delete the post.

I'm just going to put this down as ignorance because I know how hard it would be for a normal person to understand what it's like to be like this. But no, the entire Irish healthcare system is in crisis I'm being left to die I can easily afford to go private can even do that thinking like thus need help got enough people old friend on my side to advocate for me now they can help save me I'm staying off farms or at least this thread read other threads like Russel creepy greer to keep me entertained and out of dreamland I need that but I'm quitting this thread until someone get get me medication provably few days til then gone peace fuck out bitches drop Mike etc

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I'm just going to put this down as ignorance because I know how hard it would be for a normal person to understand what it's like to be like this. But no, the entire Irish healthcare system is in crisis I'm being left to die I can easily afford to go private can even do that thinking like thus need help got enough people old friend on my side to advocate for me now they can help save me I'm staying off farms or at least this thread read other threads like Russel creepy greer to keep me entertained and out of dreamland I need that but I'm quitting this thread until someone get get me medication provably few days til then gone peace fuck out bitches drop Mike etc

Maybe you could read the Pixyteri thread instead? A few facts:

A) Help
B) She's dying
C) She does not want to be turned into hamburger
D) You will not hurt her

It's too bad you live across the ocean, you would make a good fat hysterical couple.

 

[Just A Butt]

I'm being left to die

How can this be true…

I can easily afford to go private

If this is true?


If you can afford to pay people then shut the fuck up and pay people.

 

[BradCarter]

I missed all the drama but nobody cares what death fats think or say. You aren't going to destroy the Healthcare system because nobody cares. People will sympathize more with the Healthcare workers having to deal with your disgusting situation than you. You can't "help the forums reputation" because nobody would care. You're just what everyone assumes the average forum user to be. You are completely powerless just laying around in your filth, constantly stuffing your face.

 

[eatler]

If OP really is a 700 pound Irish beast he could probably pull an Angus Barbieri and just not eat for a year. Seems like it worked out for this chap, though he did take vitamins and left his house to check with doctors regularly.
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I kind of always wondered if doctors really wanted to heal people, would this actually be a viable method? Obviously if they got rid of most of the morbidity obese they would loose clients. Also to not 100% blame doctors but the fat asses would have to stop eating too which can be nigh high impossible.

 

[Lokenstien]

I kind of always wondered if doctors really wanted to heal people, would this actually be a viable method? Obviously if they got rid of most of the morbidity obese they would loose clients. Also to not 100% blame doctors but the fat asses would have to stop eating too which can be nigh high impossible.

I'm reminded of Dr. Now from My 600 pound Life in which much of his advice boils down to "stop fucking eating". He of course gives all his patients well thought out and tested diet and exercise plans to follow and those who have stuck with it were shown to have lost weight. The method can work, but the patients have to actually want to go through with a pretty strict regiment and hefty change in lifestyle and habits. However as the show highlights, many obese people aren't obese because they just love an extra bag of chips rather they have some mental health issue that manifests in binge eating. The onus is far more on the heavy individual than the doctor because only the patient can really takes the figurative and literal steps to get better.

It's pretty hard for people to escape their escapism, even if everything in their DNA is screaming to get out.