Isabella Loretta Janke Summary Thread - Continuously updated, shareable resource for everything concerning Portobella.

[Ellesse_warrior]

Reserving second post, just in case. This thread will also be used to gradually document receipts for the above list.

EDIT: Ah crap, I realized I might not be able to edit this post later. Stupidity ever-flowing.

A mod can edit it when your ready to update

 

[Billy Fackin Kimber]

That is an incredible OP, and that list is insane.

Truth is certainly stranger than fiction. The original Lolcow had someone even more fucked up behind the curtain. She has spent years trying to ruin the life of some Internet mega autist to the point of allegedly wanting to blackmail them into killing themselves. And now, the tables have turned on her so hard that the Internet is out for blood and ruined her life in an ironic twist. Hot damn.

 

[Optimus Prime]

What the actual fuck is wrong with this bitch?

 

[Caesar]

What the actual fuck is wrong with this bitch?

Top secret CIA strain of zombie brain fungus:

Ophiocordyceps unilateralis - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Except rather than convincing the host to jump off a cliff, it's her followers inhaling the spores

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

Can't wait to see Sonichu fighting Solidus Chris (AKA Mike Janke)

Holy fuck this may be Solidus

 

[Tallulah]

Thanks for the link, but I was thinking of something more along the lines of a "who's who" in terms of the Chess Club and other affiliated parties. The post in the original thread that I saw had a list of everyone involved with something like:

Allen aka "Griffith": Nigerian immigrant and member of TTU Chess Club Discord, helped Bella dose Louis with estrogen and watched her cook a hamster.

Since someone else is already recording her alts and accounts, I don't think it would make sense to do that here as well. That's more "deep dive" material IMO; this is meant to be more of a summary thread.

You may be referring to this post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabe...e-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/post-9706116

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

"49. Is racist, commonly using the words "nigger" and "kike", associates with white supremacists. "
"50. Hates people with autism and is transphobic. "

You know what website you're posting this to, right?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Top secret CIA strain of zombie brain fungus:

Ophiocordyceps unilateralis - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Except rather than convincing the host to jump off a cliff, it's her followers inhaling the spores

Goddamnit it's The Last of Us all over again.

Holy fuck this may be Solidus

So if Liquid Chris is Liquid, Ian Brandon Something is Solid, and now Mike Janke is Solidus, who is Big Boss/Naked Snake and who is Venom/Punished Snake?

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

You may be referring to this post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabe...e-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/post-9706116

That's the one! Thank you so much, and props to @TTU Chess Club .

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

"49. Is racist, commonly using the words "nigger" and "kike", associates with white supremacists. "
"50. Hates people with autism and is transphobic. "

You know what website you're posting this to, right?

'hates ppl with autism'.

Do YOU know what website you're posting to?

Edit: Yes Sickle that's my point, but if we are gonna argue semantics on a summary that's just a waste of time.

 

[Sickle Nuited Pigger]

'hates ppl with autism'.

Do YOU know what website you're posting to?

Hating someone and wishing harm upon them and laughing at someone's own voluntary tard behavior are two different things. You'd have to be pretty Autistic not to see that.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

I know I'm not a moderator, but please keep the off-topic posting to a minimum. This thread is meant to be a resource for summarized information about Isabella Loretta Janke. Cluttering it up with other bullshit just makes it harder for me to keep track of actually valuable suggestions and content.

This is NOT supposed to be a replacement discussion board for the original thread.

 

[Caesar]

I know I'm not a moderator, but please keep the off-topic posting to a minimum. This thread is meant to be a resource for summarized information about Isabella Loretta Janke. Cluttering it up with other bullshit just makes it harder for me to keep track of actually valuable suggestions and content.

This is NOT supposed to be a replacement discussion board for the original thread.

There's threads for memes and shut but if you want to just ILJ shitpost, see here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-litter-box-ilj-off-topic.97530/#post-9700023

 

[YungTrapo]

Imagine simping for a lesbian who in return poisons you with estrogen LOL

 

[Pringles Can]

God, how the fuck do you raise a creature like this? Her parents must have given absolutely no fucks about her.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Good OP, this has been difficult to keep up with. The day of the rope can't come soon enough for this cunt and her glowie parents.

 

[STN]

Peak Degeneracy

 

[Traumatized]

Can't wait to see Sonichu fighting Solidus Chris (AKA Mike Janke)

On the deck of a ship

 

[BeefBlaster9000]

Associated individuals:​

Louis Herz = Bella's primary simp and yes-man. Indonesian white supremacist. Bella's former roommate and a member of the chess club. Link to dedicated thread for Louis.
Allen aka Omongidale Asemota Owobu aka "Griffith"= Low-tier member of the chess club. Real name is Omongidale. Black dude from Nigeria. Present for the hamster boiling. Conspired with Bella to poison Louis with estrogen.
Jasmine = Friend of Bella's. Possibly the dark-skinned girl in the cake photo. Not a major player.

Chris Chan = Famous autistic individual and original reason for the creation of this forum. Follow this link for more information about Bella's involvement. Link to dedicated section for Chris Chan.
Fiona = Former mod of Chris Chan subreddit. Autistic. Wrote a long manifesto about actually wanting to fuck Chris. Not a troll. Got tangled up with Bella unwittingly. Bella wants to bang her. Currently in a mental care facility.
Grant = Fiona's friend. Came into thread to clear his and his friend's names when Bella was trying to pin things on Fiona.

Avery = Bella's former roommate, now a target of the chess club's trolling.
Roman = Bella's former neighbor. F2M trans. Also a target of their trolling. Came into the thread to share his bad experiences with Bella.
Zoe = Bella's ex-boyfriend. Went M2F trans after their relationship. Posted here as Firion to share her bad experiences with Bella.

GiBi = YouTuber who was fed bullshit directly from Bella. Thought it was all true and tried to convince us all as such. Link to dedicated thread for GiBi.
Commie DickGurl = Youtuber who has been covering the story admirably. M2F trans. Interviewed both Roman and Zoe.
Psychic Espeon = Nerdy kid who has been feeding into Chris's delusions. Real name is Sean Walker. Also goes by Wildcat/WTC/a million other aliases. Loves Randy Stair.

Michael "Mike" Anthony Janke = Isabella's father. Former Navy SEAL, currently operates a cybersecutity incubator organization. Link to dedicated thread for Michael Janke.
Athena Diane Pettit = Isabella's biological mother. Airline plane pilot. Divorced from Michael Janke when Isabella was 2 years old. Link to dedicated thread for Athena Pettit.
Mary Beth Wilkas Janke = Isabella's mother-in-law. Former secret service agent. Psychologist, author, professor, consultant. Link to Mary Beth's bio on PsychologyToday.

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Credit to @TTU Chess Club for the initial version of this list, which can be found here.

I think you mean Mary Beth Janke is her step mother, not mother in law.

 

[scalchop]

Is there a replacement discussion board to the 1000 plus post board?

Not as many people posting per minute in these hyper specific topics and I don’t want to break any rules