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So whats funny about her?

If I have to read more than one paragraph I'm not reading it.
tries to be a cartoon character version of a 4chan psychopath girl. desperately insecure and narcissistic, loves abusing animals and bragging about it. does a lot of disgusting fetish things with animal and human waste. tipped the internet's greatest lolcow and revealed herself as something even worse
 
I feel like the list could be ordered in order of how certain it is that the event has taken place, possibly with the relevant screenshots but obviously that would take a while

At the moment it's a bit weird to be switching between 'she's done this' to 'she may have also done this too' and doesn't make the summary as impactful if you're reading this with no/little prior knowledge

It's probably helpful to split this into two threads in general - a timeline of what seems to have happened and certainty of events. Could also allows users to contribute with a bit more structure if screenshots are needed to prove this stuff
 
50. Hates people with autism and is transphobic, allegedly harassing and emotionally abusing transgender individuals and initiating relationships with them to embarrass them.
Even the worst, most rotten souls have their qualities.

But in a serious note now, how has he never went to trouble before? Is it because of the "boo boo i am just a quirky white girl lmaooo" mixed with the "Women are Wonderful" effect in action?
Or its her glownigger dad that scares away any potential legal action against her lovely daughter that would neeeeeveeeer do something wrong?
Maybe it's because no soul in the campus even knew about this whole thing, besides the few people that were harrassed by her weird "SCAT Fetishist Lesbian Neo Nazi Underground Chess Club"?
Or a combo of all of those 3????

tl;dr How the hell did this bitch got away with this until Chris of all people made her "famous"?
 
This is some of the darkest shit I've read in a thread online in a while.

Like this is next level prime kino serial killer shit imho. I like giggling at internet retards, but this one right here is probably the fucking final boss of all Christory so far.

Literally all of the Metal Gear references to Chris's life led up to Glownigger Solid levels of real life shit.
It was a blackop from the beggining. Chris was the catalyst to the true aim of the glowies: The project known as Tards of of the Patriots.
 
Maybe could be useful to also have Max and Goober in the list of "associated individuals". I don't want to bloat the post, but at least these two pets could be relevant. The hamster number eight, though, doesn't have an associated name.
Good call! I will add them.
I feel like the list could be ordered in order of how certain it is that the event has taken place, possibly with the relevant screenshots but obviously that would take a while

At the moment it's a bit weird to be switching between 'she's done this' to 'she may have also done this too' and doesn't make the summary as impactful if you're reading this with no/little prior knowledge

It's probably helpful to split this into two threads in general - a timeline of what seems to have happened and certainty of events. Could also allows users to contribute with a bit more structure if screenshots are needed to prove this stuff
There is definitely room for improvement in terms of organization, but as events are developing, I figured it makes more sense to keep the list organized in terms of when I add items to it (which is roughly analogous to when the information became available) - so that anyone returning to the thread may easily scroll to the end of the list and see the newest additions. In the future, if/when things settle down a bit, reorganization will be easier to accomplish. There are no plans to create a comprehensive chronology - someone with a better memory and greater attention to dates and such would be better suited for that. There are simply too many different narratives, Discord dumps, etc.

As for contributing, I heavily encourage anyone with specific evidence links and screenshots to post them here and reference a specific point in the OP. It is ultimately my goal to have a relevant link for every item in the list.
 
Goddamn this whole thing has been a wild ride, can't wait to see the finale.
Couldn't agree more. Watching this entire thing unfold with Bella is almost enlightening. To think someone fucked their life for "trolling" and seeing everything they have done be revealed is soothing and a sight to behold. But fuck Bella and her cronies they're truly some of the worst faggots I've seen.
 
Good call! I will add them.

There is definitely room for improvement in terms of organization, but as events are developing, I figured it makes more sense to keep the list organized in terms of when I add items to it (which is roughly analogous to when the information became available) - so that anyone returning to the thread may easily scroll to the end of the list and see the newest additions. In the future, if/when things settle down a bit, reorganization will be easier to accomplish. There are no plans to create a comprehensive chronology - someone with a better memory and greater attention to dates and such would be better suited for that. There are simply too many different narratives, Discord dumps, etc.

As for contributing, I heavily encourage anyone with specific evidence links and screenshots to post them here and reference a specific point in the OP. It is ultimately my goal to have a relevant link for every item in the list.
@Hot HOT HOTTT #88 regarding the Estrogen, my post here has the relevant discord screenshots:


Thread 'Isabella and Allen potentially spike Louis’ drink with Estrogen'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabella-and-allen-potentially-spike-louis-drink-with-estrogen.97612/
 
Can't quote the original poster but is this worth adding to the list?
On the original thread some users pointed out that the timing lined up perfectly for the students being sent home from the dorms so it could have/probably was another one of her crimes. Allegedly.

" LUBBOCK, Texas — A Texas Tech recycling employee found a caged hamster in a recycling roll-off dumpster Monday. The cage was wrapped in plastic. There was no food, and the water dish inside the cage was frozen.



Calvin Anderson said he saw the cage and did not think much of it. He removed the cage from the bag and “he jumped up.”



“It scared me a little,” Anderson said.




Calvin Anderson (Nexstar/Staff)

“People shouldn’t do that,” Anderson said. “That’s not right for people to do that to animals.



“It could have smothered to death.”



Anderson said people throw their trash in the dumpsters and the recycling staffers go through it and sort it. That’s what Anderson was doing when he found the hamster.



Another Texas Tech employee identified a good home for Calvin where he will soon live.





Calvin the hamster was rescued on the Texas Tech campus (Nexstar/Staff)

“They named him Calvin,” Anderson said. “I like that.”



The Humane Society of West Texas said, “This is cruel and there is absolutely no excuse for anyone to do that to a poor defenseless animal. There is no telling how many days this baby sat in the freezing temperatures.”


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Weeks after she started at TTU "
Calvin was saved; and he was redeemed.

Calvin The Blessed made it through this ordeal, there's some specks of hope dashed in this abyss
 
So whats funny about her?

If I have to read more than one paragraph I'm not reading it.
Common man, this idiot is HILLARIOUS
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@Hot HOT HOTTT Some references for #77 where she admits she’s blaming Zoe, I’ll keep searching for more.
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edit: tons of evidence in this post of her lying to police


Thread 'Isabella Loretta Janke and Louis Herz cook up plan to lie to police, FBI & Texas tech U, plans to pin it all on @firion - a story in pictures'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabe...n-it-all-on-firion-a-story-in-pictures.97544/

Excuse the double post, just wanted to keep this separate, here’s reference for #70 @Hot HOT HOTTT


also:

 
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Thanks a lot for your help. I personally don't care if you post a hundred times back-to-back in this thread, if you are providing receipts - it does make it a bit easier to keep track of things. That's what this thread is for. I hope the moderators see it the same way.
 
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