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In 1978, a young @LofaSofa is about to kiss the girl of his dreams, when a local bully, @Tard Baby, pulls down his pants and underwear, embarrassing him in front of everybody. This leaves @LofaSofa with lasting trauma about public affection, as well as repressing his emotions. Twenty-five years later, @LofaSofa lives in New York City, working as an associate for @Alan Pardew, an abusive boss who takes credit for @LofaSofa's work. His problems also extend to his private life; his girlfriend @Tetraphobia's ex-boyfriend @Tranhuviya is still close friends with her and is condescending to @LofaSofa at work.



While flying to a business meeting, a series of annoyances from a flight attendant and a sky marshal cause @LofaSofa to lose his temper. The sky marshal, who also mistakes @LofaSofa for a racist, tasers him. @LofaSofa is then arrested for assaulting the flight attendant and sentenced to anger management therapy. The therapist is @Somari1996 , who is revealed to be the woman @LofaSofa sat next to on the plane. @Somari1996's unorthodox techniques cause @LofaSofa to lose his temper, and @Somari1996 tells @LofaSofa she recognizes his problem as passive-aggressive behavior. When @LofaSofa is sent back to court, @Somari1996 intervenes on his behalf choosing to move in with @LofaSofa and shadow him in his life as part of more intensive therapy. Failure to comply will result in a year of jail time for @LofaSofa. Although @LofaSofa believes that co-worker @Tranhuviya is doing nothing to ruin him at work, @Somari1996 suspects otherwise and tells him that he needs to start fighting back or nothing will change. After receiving a phone call for @Somari1996 informing him his mother is undergoing minor surgery in Boston, @LofaSofa jokes to him about its seriousness, prompting @Somari1996 to warn she'll get @LofaSofa back with another practical joke.



The two drive to Boston, after in anger, @Somari1996 smashes a car that was behind her in a parking garage. After seeing @Somari1996's mother, the two stop at a restaurant on the way back to New York. After @Somari1996 pressures him, @LofaSofa flirts and goes home with a beautiful young lady he sees at the bar, but then at her home, rejects her amorous advances out of loyalty to @Tetraphobia. Later, @LofaSofa is devastated to learn that @Somari1996 has told @Tetraphobia on the phone about the woman, but @Somari1996 explains the woman was a former patient of his, having set up the encounter to get revenge on @LofaSofa for the "dying mother" prank. The next morning, @Somari1996 apologizes to @LofaSofa and says she explained everything to @Tetraphobia, and the two then take a detour to a Buddhist Temple, so that @LofaSofa can confront a reformed @Tard Baby, who has become a monk. While confronting his tormentor at outdoor group meditation, @Tard Baby expresses his sincerest apologies to @LofaSofa for bullying him, but he laughs when @LofaSofa reminds him of the kiss incident. @Somari1996 and an initially hesitant @LofaSofa provoke @Tard Baby by lying about @LofaSofa having molested @Tard Baby's mentally ill sister, and @LofaSofa and @Tard Baby fight. @Somari1996 teases the monks into a rage and the two are chased off the grounds, with @LofaSofa feeling good on having confronted his tormentor. Back in New York, @LofaSofa attempts to propose to @Tetraphobia but loses his nerve, and @Tetraphobia suggests that they take a break from their relationship. Soon after @Somari1996 begins dating @Tetraphobia, @LofaSofa sees this as the last straw and loses his cool by attacking @Somari1996. Being called back into court, @LofaSofa is given a restraining order by the judge, who threatens to lock him up if @LofaSofa has another incident.



Called into work and yelled at by his boss, @LofaSofa finally snaps when he learns that his boss intentionally passed him up and gave a promotion to @Tranhuviya. @LofaSofa calls @Tranhuviya out for trying to interfere with both his promotion and relationship with @Tetraphobia, revealing he wants @Tranhuviya out of their lives forever. When @Tranhuviya attempts to insult him by claiming he needed @Somari1996 to back him up, @LofaSofa knocks him out cold. Using @Somari1996's advice, he proceeds to humiliate his boss by using a golf club to wreck his office and reminding him of all the years of his loyal services just to be denied of the promotion he wanted so much. @LofaSofa then tells his boss that if he gets out of jail within the next two to five years, he expects his boss to do the right thing and give him the promotion that @Tranhuviya presumably resigned from. His boss agrees and @LofaSofa deliberately steps on @Tranhuviya's head as he leaves. Before doing so, @LofaSofa warns his boss to treat his obese cat, Meatball, better or he'll eat the last of his crab cakes. Learning from @Tranhuviya that @Somari1996 has taken @Tetraphobia to a New York Yankees game, @LofaSofa assumes @Somari1996 intends to steal his proposal idea and races to the stadium. Security captures him and begins to remove him from the stadium but Mayor Giuliani orders them to allow @LofaSofa to speak. After admitting that he does have an anger problem, which was to be more confrontational instead of less, and is willing to change, @LofaSofa agrees to kiss @Tetraphobia in front of the stadium in exchange for her marrying him. @Tetraphobia and @Somari1996 then reveal that the game was the final part of @LofaSofa's therapy, and explain that the tormentors and aggravations he has been put through were @Somari1996's doing to teach him how to unleash his anger in healthy doses to avoid it building up. Many of the people involved, including the flight attendant and the judge are all @Somari1996's friends. When he ask about the sky marshal who tasered him if he was involved with @Somari1996, @Tetraphobia reveals he wasn't and was just having a bad day.



The three attend a picnic with @Somari1996's other patients, where @LofaSofa plays a final joke on @Somari1996 with a friend holding the group up with a water gun and the film ends as the friends sing "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story together.
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@Somari1996, Cardcaptor of the Clow Cards, successfully seals the Arrow Card with help from her friends @Syaoran Li, @ICameToplaY, @tomoyo, and @Tetraphobia. That night, @Somari1996 experiences a strange dream where two pieces of cloth pull her underwater. After school ends for spring break, @Somari1996 and @tomoyo visit the "Twin Bells" shop where @Somari1996 participates in a lottery to win a vacation to Kathmandu. As @Somari1996 reaches for a lottery ball, one magically flies into her hand, the winning ball for the vacation. @Somari1996 goes with @tomoyo, @ICameToplaY, @atm, and his best friend, @cumrobbery

The group tour the city but @Somari1996 experiences the dream again which this time features two malevolent birds and a mysterious woman sports the floating cloths. During a tour of Kathmandu, @Somari1996 spots the two birds and pursues them across the city, finding an old water well where the clothes emerge and hypnotise her. As @Somari1996 is drawn towards the well, @Syaoran Li appears and scares the birds away. Reuniting with the others including @Tetraphobia, @Somari1996 is taken to the Li family estate where she meets @Syaoran Li 's eccentric sisters and his mother @Tard Baby, a powerful sorceress who senses @Somari1996 is in danger. Staying for the night, @Somari1996 experiences the dream again where the woman attacks her. @Tard Baby takes @Somari1996 outside and warns her that the woman is extremely powerful and is deliberately contacting @Somari1996. The next day, @Syaoran Li and @Tetraphobia are forced to accompany @Somari1996 and co. around Kathmandu should something happen.

@Somari1996 spots the birds again and pursues them with @ICameToplaY. They chase them down to an antiques store, where they come across an old book that has a picture of the woman on the cover. @Somari1996 is hypnotised again and opens the book before her friends, flooding the shop and transporting the group to another dimension where the woman dwells. The birds are revealed to be her cloths. The woman, actually a sorceress referred to as @LofaSofa, attacks @Somari1996 in rage, believing she had summoned Clow Reed, creator of the Clow Cards. @Somari1996 discovers that her friends, except for @Syaoran Li , have been taken prisoner, and @LofaSofa demands Clow comes in exchange for their freedom. @Syaoran Li distracts @LofaSofa so @Somari1996 can rescue @tomoyo but is captured as well. @Somari1996 escapes with @ICameToplaY and @tomoyo back to the antiques store, but find the book has vanished. @ICameToplaY realises he knows @LofaSofa, a fortune teller who was unintentionally put out of business by Clow when his predictions turned out to be more accurate than hers, then she challenged him to one fight after another and her hatred bound her to another dimension (In the dub, Clow fell in love with her and taught her magic. But she used them for evil and was imprisoned in another dimension by Clow,) but is likely unaware she is a spirit. @Somari1996 realises the well appeared on the book cover and it is another entrance to @LofaSofa's prison.

Going to the well, @Somari1996 encounters @Tard Baby who breaks the shield surrounding the well to allow @Somari1996 and @ICameToplaY to enter. @Somari1996 confronts @LofaSofa who uses the magic of @Somari1996's friends to escape her prison but is shocked by Kathmandu appearance. @Somari1996 and @ICameToplaY follow, but @LofaSofa captures @Somari1996 and holds her prisoner. When @Somari1996 tells her of Clow's passing, @LofaSofa angrily tries to drown @Somari1996 by trapping her in a flooded skyscraper with her cloths. @Somari1996 uses the Arrow Card to escape and she confronts @LofaSofa, sympathising with the sorceress and confirms Clow is dead. @LofaSofa dissolves into water, passing on, but releases @Somari1996's friends. While @atm and @cumrobbery have no memory of what happened, @Somari1996 tells @tomoyo and @ICameToplaY they may have to visit Kathmandu again in the future.
 
On the day of his daughter's @Somari1996 birthday, @Tard Baby is trying to get to his estranged ex-wife's @ICameToplaY house to see his daughter. He has a breakdown and leaves his car in a traffic jam in TSIC and decides to walk. Along the way he stops at a convenience store and tries to get some change for a phone call but the owner, @Kiwi Jeff , does not give him change. This destabilizes @Tard Baby who then breaks apart the shop with a baseball bat and goes to an isolated place to drink a coke. The gangsters @LofaSofa & @Dirt McGirt threaten him and he reacts by hitting them with the bat. @Tard Baby continues walking and stops at a phone booth. The gangsters hunt him down with their gang and shoot at him but crash their car. @Tard Baby goes nuts and takes their gym bag with weapons proceeding in his journey of rage against injustice. Meanwhile Sergeant @Reynard , who is working on his last day before retirement, is following the wave of crimes and believes that the same man is responsible but the other detectives do not pay attention to him.
 
Best friends @Tard Baby and @Army Burger set out for a weekend vacation at a fishing cabin in the mountains to take a break from their dreary lives in Arkansas. Tard, a ditzy housewife, is married to a disrespectful and controlling man, @Ron /pol/ , while sharp-tongued Army works as a waitress in a diner and is on–off dating a musician, @gobbogobb , who spends most of his time on the road.

On the way, they stop for a drink at a roadhouse bar, where Tard meets and dances with a flirtatious stranger, @Dynastia . When he takes her outside to the parking lot to get some fresh air, he starts kissing her and taking her clothes off without her consent. Tard resists, but Dynastia hits her, and then attempts to rape her. Army finds them and threatens to shoot Dynastia with the gun that Tard brought with her. Dynastia stops, but, as the women walk away, he yells that he should have continued the rape and continually insults them. Enraged, Army shoots him dead, and the pair flee the scene.

At a motel, they discuss how to handle the situation. @Tard Baby wants to go to the police, but @Army Burger fears that no one will believe Tard's claim of attempted rape and they will be subsequently charged for murder. They decide to go on the run, but Army insists that they travel from Oklahoma to Mexico without going through Texas. Something happened to Army in Texas several years earlier, and Tard suspects it was something similar to what had happened with @Dynastia but Army vehemently says she will not talk about it. Heading west, the women come across an attractive young drifter, @yawning sneasel , who Tard quickly falls for, and Tard convinces Army to let him hitch a ride with them. @Army Burger contacts @gobbogobb and asks him to wire transfer her life savings to her. When she goes to pick up the money, she finds that gobbogob has come to deliver the money in person, and the two spend the night together. Gobbogobb proposes to Army, but she refuses. Meanwhile, Tard invites Y.S. to her room, and they sleep together. She then learns he is a thief who has broken parole.

The following morning, Tard leaves Y.S. in her motel room to meet Army downstairs for breakfast, and, when they return, they discover Y.S. has stolen Army's life savings and fled. Army is distraught, so a guilty Tard takes charge and later robs a nearby convenience store using tactics she learned from listening to Y.S. Meanwhile, the FBI is getting closer to catching the fugitives after witnesses at the bar saw Army's 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible speeding out of the parking lot the night of the shooting. Their whereabouts are also questioned by the owner of the fishing cabin after the women failed to arrive for the weekend. Arkansas State Police Investigator @Null , leading the investigation, questions both Y.S., who was caught, and gobbogob and taps into the phone line at @Ron /pol/ 's house. He discovers that Army had been raped years earlier in Texas, so he sympathizes with her situation and understands why they didn't report @Dynastia 's murder to the authorities. During a couple of brief phone conversations with Army, he expresses his sympathy but is unsuccessful in his attempts to persuade her to surrender.

@Tard Baby tells @Army Burger she understands if she wants to go back home, knowing she has @gobbogobb waiting for her, but explains she cannot go back to @Ron /pol/ . Army promises they will keep going together. The pair are later pulled over by a New Mexico state trooper for speeding. Knowing he will soon discover they are wanted for murder and armed robbery, Tard holds him at gunpoint and locks him in the trunk of his police car, while Army takes his gun and ammunition. They drive away from the scene and spend the next few nights heading further west. On the road, they encounter a foul-mouthed truck driver who repeatedly makes obscene gestures at them. They pull over and demand an apology from him; when he refuses, they fire at the fuel tanker he is driving, causing it to explode.

Tard and Army are finally cornered by the authorities only one hundred yards from the edge of the Grand Canyon. @Null arrives on the scene, but he is refused the chance to make one last attempt to talk the women into surrendering. Rather than be captured and spend the rest of their lives in jail, Tard proposes that they "keep going". Army asks Tard if she is certain, and @Tard Baby says yes. They kiss, @Army Burger steps on the gas, and they accelerate over the cliff.
 
Best friends @Tard Baby and @Army Burger set out for a weekend vacation at a fishing cabin in the mountains to take a break from their dreary lives in Arkansas. Tard, a ditzy housewife, is married to a disrespectful and controlling man, @Ron /pol/ , while sharp-tongued Army works as a waitress in a diner and is on–off dating a musician, @gobbogobb , who spends most of his time on the road.

On the way, they stop for a drink at a roadhouse bar, where Tard meets and dances with a flirtatious stranger, @Dynastia . When he takes her outside to the parking lot to get some fresh air, he starts kissing her and taking her clothes off without her consent. Tard resists, but Dynastia hits her, and then attempts to rape her. Army finds them and threatens to shoot Dynastia with the gun that Tard brought with her. Dynastia stops, but, as the women walk away, he yells that he should have continued the rape and continually insults them. Enraged, Army shoots him dead, and the pair flee the scene.

At a motel, they discuss how to handle the situation. @Tard Baby wants to go to the police, but @Army Burger fears that no one will believe Tard's claim of attempted rape and they will be subsequently charged for murder. They decide to go on the run, but Army insists that they travel from Oklahoma to Mexico without going through Texas. Something happened to Army in Texas several years earlier, and Tard suspects it was something similar to what had happened with @Dynastia but Army vehemently says she will not talk about it. Heading west, the women come across an attractive young drifter, @yawning sneasel , who Tard quickly falls for, and Tard convinces Army to let him hitch a ride with them. @Army Burger contacts @gobbogobb and asks him to wire transfer her life savings to her. When she goes to pick up the money, she finds that gobbogob has come to deliver the money in person, and the two spend the night together. Gobbogobb proposes to Army, but she refuses. Meanwhile, Tard invites Y.S. to her room, and they sleep together. She then learns he is a thief who has broken parole.

The following morning, Tard leaves Y.S. in her motel room to meet Army downstairs for breakfast, and, when they return, they discover Y.S. has stolen Army's life savings and fled. Army is distraught, so a guilty Tard takes charge and later robs a nearby convenience store using tactics she learned from listening to Y.S. Meanwhile, the FBI is getting closer to catching the fugitives after witnesses at the bar saw Army's 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible speeding out of the parking lot the night of the shooting. Their whereabouts are also questioned by the owner of the fishing cabin after the women failed to arrive for the weekend. Arkansas State Police Investigator @Null , leading the investigation, questions both Y.S., who was caught, and gobbogob and taps into the phone line at @Ron /pol/ 's house. He discovers that Army had been raped years earlier in Texas, so he sympathizes with her situation and understands why they didn't report @Dynastia 's murder to the authorities. During a couple of brief phone conversations with Army, he expresses his sympathy but is unsuccessful in his attempts to persuade her to surrender.

@Tard Baby tells @Army Burger she understands if she wants to go back home, knowing she has @gobbogobb waiting for her, but explains she cannot go back to @Ron /pol/ . Army promises they will keep going together. The pair are later pulled over by a New Mexico state trooper for speeding. Knowing he will soon discover they are wanted for murder and armed robbery, Tard holds him at gunpoint and locks him in the trunk of his police car, while Army takes his gun and ammunition. They drive away from the scene and spend the next few nights heading further west. On the road, they encounter a foul-mouthed truck driver who repeatedly makes obscene gestures at them. They pull over and demand an apology from him; when he refuses, they fire at the fuel tanker he is driving, causing it to explode.

Tard and Army are finally cornered by the authorities only one hundred yards from the edge of the Grand Canyon. @Null arrives on the scene, but he is refused the chance to make one last attempt to talk the women into surrendering. Rather than be captured and spend the rest of their lives in jail, Tard proposes that they "keep going". Army asks Tard if she is certain, and @Tard Baby says yes. They kiss, @Army Burger steps on the gas, and they accelerate over the cliff.
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Best friends @Tard Baby and @Army Burger set out for a weekend vacation at a fishing cabin in the mountains to take a break from their dreary lives in Arkansas. Tard, a ditzy housewife, is married to a disrespectful and controlling man, @Ron /pol/ , while sharp-tongued Army works as a waitress in a diner and is on–off dating a musician, @gobbogobb , who spends most of his time on the road.

On the way, they stop for a drink at a roadhouse bar, where Tard meets and dances with a flirtatious stranger, @Dynastia . When he takes her outside to the parking lot to get some fresh air, he starts kissing her and taking her clothes off without her consent. Tard resists, but Dynastia hits her, and then attempts to rape her. Army finds them and threatens to shoot Dynastia with the gun that Tard brought with her. Dynastia stops, but, as the women walk away, he yells that he should have continued the rape and continually insults them. Enraged, Army shoots him dead, and the pair flee the scene.

At a motel, they discuss how to handle the situation. @Tard Baby wants to go to the police, but @Army Burger fears that no one will believe Tard's claim of attempted rape and they will be subsequently charged for murder. They decide to go on the run, but Army insists that they travel from Oklahoma to Mexico without going through Texas. Something happened to Army in Texas several years earlier, and Tard suspects it was something similar to what had happened with @Dynastia but Army vehemently says she will not talk about it. Heading west, the women come across an attractive young drifter, @yawning sneasel , who Tard quickly falls for, and Tard convinces Army to let him hitch a ride with them. @Army Burger contacts @gobbogobb and asks him to wire transfer her life savings to her. When she goes to pick up the money, she finds that gobbogob has come to deliver the money in person, and the two spend the night together. Gobbogobb proposes to Army, but she refuses. Meanwhile, Tard invites Y.S. to her room, and they sleep together. She then learns he is a thief who has broken parole.

The following morning, Tard leaves Y.S. in her motel room to meet Army downstairs for breakfast, and, when they return, they discover Y.S. has stolen Army's life savings and fled. Army is distraught, so a guilty Tard takes charge and later robs a nearby convenience store using tactics she learned from listening to Y.S. Meanwhile, the FBI is getting closer to catching the fugitives after witnesses at the bar saw Army's 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible speeding out of the parking lot the night of the shooting. Their whereabouts are also questioned by the owner of the fishing cabin after the women failed to arrive for the weekend. Arkansas State Police Investigator @Null , leading the investigation, questions both Y.S., who was caught, and gobbogob and taps into the phone line at @Ron /pol/ 's house. He discovers that Army had been raped years earlier in Texas, so he sympathizes with her situation and understands why they didn't report @Dynastia 's murder to the authorities. During a couple of brief phone conversations with Army, he expresses his sympathy but is unsuccessful in his attempts to persuade her to surrender.

@Tard Baby tells @Army Burger she understands if she wants to go back home, knowing she has @gobbogobb waiting for her, but explains she cannot go back to @Ron /pol/ . Army promises they will keep going together. The pair are later pulled over by a New Mexico state trooper for speeding. Knowing he will soon discover they are wanted for murder and armed robbery, Tard holds him at gunpoint and locks him in the trunk of his police car, while Army takes his gun and ammunition. They drive away from the scene and spend the next few nights heading further west. On the road, they encounter a foul-mouthed truck driver who repeatedly makes obscene gestures at them. They pull over and demand an apology from him; when he refuses, they fire at the fuel tanker he is driving, causing it to explode.

Tard and Army are finally cornered by the authorities only one hundred yards from the edge of the Grand Canyon. @Null arrives on the scene, but he is refused the chance to make one last attempt to talk the women into surrendering. Rather than be captured and spend the rest of their lives in jail, Tard proposes that they "keep going". Army asks Tard if she is certain, and @Tard Baby says yes. They kiss, @Army Burger steps on the gas, and they accelerate over the cliff.
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In 1973, 10-year-old @Kiwi Jeff practices basketball late into the night, and tells his father about his ambitions to go to the University of North Carolina, play on a championship team, and join the NBA. Over the next twenty years, @Kiwi Jeff excels in high school, college, Olympic (twice), and professional basketball, and goes on to become one of the greatest NBA players of all time. In 1993, @Kiwi Jeff announces his retirement from professional basketball to follow his late father's career in baseball. Facing much less success, he is assigned a publicist/assitant, the bumbling @Tard Baby, to smooth the transition.

Elsewhere in outer space, the intergalactic amusement park Moron Mountain is in decline; its owner Mr. @Dirt McGirt sends his diminutive minions, the A-logs, to capture the Weebs as new entertainment. They divebomb to the center of the earth, where the Weebs' reality is hidden. Despite having powerful laser guns, the A-logs are tricked into thinking that their prisoners have a chance to defend themselves; @Tetraphobia states that the challenge to decide their fates will be basketball (as the A-logs are too small to play). But @Tetraphobia make the mistake of showing an educational film about it that states "the best in the world" play. The A-logs steal the talents of @LofaSofa, @dysentery, @ToroidalBoat, @chekovia and @Sammy. The sudden incapacity of the five NBA players leads to worldwide panic that results in the NBA season ending early. The five players try fruitlessly to restore their skills, through practice, hospitalization, therapy, prayer, to no avail. To intimidate the Weebs, the A-logs absorb the talent in front of them, transforming into forms twice as large as them with dark basketball uniforms. @Dink Smallwood dubs them "Log-Stars" - monster stars. @Tetraphobia realizes that they're going to need professional help.

While golfing with @A Cold Potato, @Reynard and @Tard Baby, @Kiwi Jeff is sucked down a hole by @cumrobbery's lasso and into Weebs' land. Everyone is happy to meet him, despite @Kiwi Jeff dismissing it as a dream. @Tetraphobia uses his usual kawaii to make @Kiwi Jeff realize he's awake; he then explains the Weebs' dire situation to him. @Kiwi Jeff agrees to train them, as he no longer plays basketball. However, right before he can start teaching them, the Log-Stars break into the gym to intimidate the Weebs further; when @Kiwi Jeff attempts to stand up to them, the Log-Stars use their talent and anime physics to turn @Kiwi Jeff into a ball and humiliate him. Deciding to play against the Log-Stars personally, @Kiwi Jeff sends @Tetraphobia and @atm to retrieve his basketball gear from home. @Tard Baby spots @Tetraphobia and @atm and pursues them to the Weebs' world, reuniting with @Kiwi Jeff and joining their team, the Weeb Squad. Another new recruit is @ICameToplaY, a skilled player with whom @Tetraphobia is instantly smitten.

On the day of the match, the Log-Stars dominate the first half, sinking the Weebs’ morale. @Tard Baby overhears the Log-Stars tell @Dirt McGirt how they gained their talent, and informs the Weeb Squad. @Tetraphobia and @Kiwi Jeff rally the team and power through the third quarter with anime cliches and Shonen weaponry. During a timeout, @Kiwi Jeff raises the stakes with @Dirt McGirt: a win by the Weeb Squad would require the Log-Stars return their stolen talents, while a win by the Log-Stars would earn them @Kiwi Jeff as a new attraction. To ensure victory, @Dirt McGirt orders the Log-Stars to play rough, injuring the Weeb Squad until only @Kiwi Jeff, @Tetraphobia, @atm, @ICameToplaY and @Tard Baby remain. @Tard Baby manages to score but is literally flattened by the Log-Stars and removed from the court. However, the referee, @Un Platano, informs @Kiwi Jeff that without a fifth player, the Weeb Squad will have to forfeit. @A Cold Potato arrives and volunteers, much to @atm's confusion; @A Cold Potato explains that he asked his agent to get him there. In the final seconds of the game, @Kiwi Jeff gains the ball, but is grabbed by the Log-Stars during a jump to the basket. Remembering @Tetraphobia told him that anime physics apply to him, he extends his arm and scores the winning points.

Seeing the Log-Stars get yelled at by @Dirt McGirt, @Kiwi Jeff helps them realize they only listened to him because they were smaller. With the Weebs watching with satisfactory smiles, @Dirt McGirt is encased in a rocket by the Log-Stars and sent back to his amusement park. Giving up their stolen talent, the reformed A-logs are recruited into the Weebs ensemble, and drop off @Kiwi Jeff and a recovered @Tard Baby at @Kiwi Jeff's next baseball game. @Kiwi Jeff and @Tard Baby visit the incapacitated basketball players and return their talent. The players provoke a reluctant @Kiwi Jeff into a three-on-three match. The film ends with @Kiwi Jeff's 1995 return to the Chicago Bulls to resume his basketball career
 
Two years since the peace established in the aftermath of the Fourth Kiwi Civi War, the Sixth Moderator @Alan Pardew drew notices that the moon is nearing Earth and will soon collide with it. The crisis is caused by @Feline Darkmage, a descendant of the Sage of Six Sage’s twin brother @trombonista, who is determined to fulfill @Meowthkip's promise to judge humanity for their millennium-long perversion of the Sage's teachings into lurkjutsu. During the Halal Festival, @Somari1996 knits a red scarf similar to the one @Syaoran Li wore when they first met with @tomoyo offering her assistance. @Somari1996 becomes doubtful as @Syaoran Li receives a variety of gifts from others, including another scarf. @Feline Darkmage infiltrates the Kiwifarms to abduct @Somari1996, but @Syaoran Li ’s intervention forces her to instead kidnap her younger sister @Tetraphobia.

@Syaoran Li, @Somari1996, @tomoyo, @ICameToplaY and @Kiwi Jeff are assigned by @Alan Pardew to rescue @Tetraphobia. In an abandoned village of the Li Clan, @Syaoran Li understands the concept of romantic love from seeing @Somari1996's memories while being caught in an illusion and spending more time with her. The Hyuga Clan revealed to be descended from @trombonista's kin who remained on Earth, @Feline Darkmage had transplanted @Tetraphobia's ears into himself so he can acquire the deafness created from his ancestors' sealed ears while proposing to @Somari1996. @Somari1996 accepts the offer to save @Tetraphobia, breaking @Syaoran Li's heart in the process as she leaves with @Feline Darkmage. The villagers on Earth defend themselves, intercepting the moon's meteorites and evacuating civilians while @Reynard returns to aid in protecting his home.

After recovering for three days, @tomoyo reassures @Syaoran Li that @Somari1996 loves him and the group approaches @Feline Darkmage's castle. @trombonista's spirit contacted @Somari1996, asking for her help as the Clow Card Princess as @Feline Darkmage has misinterpreted his decree. @Feline Darkmage refuses to listen to @Somari1996, ruins the scarf and brainwashes her. Invading @Feline Darkmage's castle, @tomoyo and @ICameToplaY secure @Tetraphobia while @Kiwi Jeff holds off @Feline Darkmage's puppets. @Syaoran Li saves @Somari1996 and her attempt to stop @Feline Darkmage for gaining the Tenseigan. But @Feline Darkmage acquires it and slices the moon in half as @Syaoran Li engages him in combat and overpowers the Otsutsuki with @Somari1996's help, causing the moon to return to its orbit due to mixing their chakra. After @Somari1996 takes back @Tetraphobia's ears, @Feline Darkmage realizes the truth about @trombonista's decree and decides to remain on the moon to atone for his sins. After @Syaoran Li tells @Somari1996 that the scarf he wore earlier belonged to his late mother, they declare their love for each other and return home.

During the final credits, @Syaoran Li and @Somari1996 marry in front of their friends. The post-credits scene before the epilogue depicts them starting a family with their two children: @Tard Baby and @FatFuckFrank.
 
In 1973, 10-year-old @Kiwi Jeff practices basketball late into the night, and tells his father about his ambitions to go to the University of North Carolina, play on a championship team, and join the NBA. Over the next twenty years, @Kiwi Jeff excels in high school, college, Olympic (twice), and professional basketball, and goes on to become one of the greatest NBA players of all time. In 1993, @Kiwi Jeff announces his retirement from professional basketball to follow his late father's career in baseball. Facing much less success, he is assigned a publicist/assitant, the bumbling @Tard Baby, to smooth the transition.

Elsewhere in outer space, the intergalactic amusement park Moron Mountain is in decline; its owner Mr. @Dirt McGirt sends his diminutive minions, the A-logs, to capture the Weebs as new entertainment. They divebomb to the center of the earth, where the Weebs' reality is hidden. Despite having powerful laser guns, the A-logs are tricked into thinking that their prisoners have a chance to defend themselves; @Tetraphobia states that the challenge to decide their fates will be basketball (as the A-logs are too small to play). But @Tetraphobia make the mistake of showing an educational film about it that states "the best in the world" play. The A-logs steal the talents of @LofaSofa, @dysentery, @ToroidalBoat, @chekovia and @Sammy. The sudden incapacity of the five NBA players leads to worldwide panic that results in the NBA season ending early. The five players try fruitlessly to restore their skills, through practice, hospitalization, therapy, prayer, to no avail. To intimidate the Weebs, the A-logs absorb the talent in front of them, transforming into forms twice as large as them with dark basketball uniforms. @Dink Smallwood dubs them "Log-Stars" - monster stars. @Tetraphobia realizes that they're going to need professional help.

While golfing with @A Cold Potato, @Reynard and @Tard Baby, @Kiwi Jeff is sucked down a hole by @cumrobbery's lasso and into Weebs' land. Everyone is happy to meet him, despite @Kiwi Jeff dismissing it as a dream. @Tetraphobia uses his usual kawaii to make @Kiwi Jeff realize he's awake; he then explains the Weebs' dire situation to him. @Kiwi Jeff agrees to train them, as he no longer plays basketball. However, right before he can start teaching them, the Log-Stars break into the gym to intimidate the Weebs further; when @Kiwi Jeff attempts to stand up to them, the Log-Stars use their talent and anime physics to turn @Kiwi Jeff into a ball and humiliate him. Deciding to play against the Log-Stars personally, @Kiwi Jeff sends @Tetraphobia and @atm to retrieve his basketball gear from home. @Tard Baby spots @Tetraphobia and @atm and pursues them to the Weebs' world, reuniting with @Kiwi Jeff and joining their team, the Weeb Squad. Another new recruit is @ICameToplaY, a skilled player with whom @Tetraphobia is instantly smitten.

On the day of the match, the Log-Stars dominate the first half, sinking the Weebs’ morale. @Tard Baby overhears the Log-Stars tell @Dirt McGirt how they gained their talent, and informs the Weeb Squad. @Tetraphobia and @Kiwi Jeff rally the team and power through the third quarter with anime cliches and Shonen weaponry. During a timeout, @Kiwi Jeff raises the stakes with @Dirt McGirt: a win by the Weeb Squad would require the Log-Stars return their stolen talents, while a win by the Log-Stars would earn them @Kiwi Jeff as a new attraction. To ensure victory, @Dirt McGirt orders the Log-Stars to play rough, injuring the Weeb Squad until only @Kiwi Jeff, @Tetraphobia, @atm, @ICameToplaY and @Tard Baby remain. @Tard Baby manages to score but is literally flattened by the Log-Stars and removed from the court. However, the referee, @Un Platano, informs @Kiwi Jeff that without a fifth player, the Weeb Squad will have to forfeit. @A Cold Potato arrives and volunteers, much to @atm's confusion; @A Cold Potato explains that he asked his agent to get him there. In the final seconds of the game, @Kiwi Jeff gains the ball, but is grabbed by the Log-Stars during a jump to the basket. Remembering @Tetraphobia told him that anime physics apply to him, he extends his arm and scores the winning points.

Seeing the Log-Stars get yelled at by @Dirt McGirt, @Kiwi Jeff helps them realize they only listened to him because they were smaller. With the Weebs watching with satisfactory smiles, @Dirt McGirt is encased in a rocket by the Log-Stars and sent back to his amusement park. Giving up their stolen talent, the reformed A-logs are recruited into the Weebs ensemble, and drop off @Kiwi Jeff and a recovered @Tard Baby at @Kiwi Jeff's next baseball game. @Kiwi Jeff and @Tard Baby visit the incapacitated basketball players and return their talent. The players provoke a reluctant @Kiwi Jeff into a three-on-three match. The film ends with @Kiwi Jeff's 1995 return to the Chicago Bulls to resume his basketball career
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