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And still you're a fat reddit faggot on a thread laughing at fatties. You sooo want to believe that your obesity and gelatinous body aren't your fault.
But it is. Sorry that you get tit sweat and chafing from lounging around the house.
Lol, i bet you're ethan ralph size dude.
Look on the bright side tho, if a famine hit you could ride it out like a manatee.
I bet you can't get erections, sad.
You 5XL shirts can be doubled as a tarp if you ever get stuck in the woods bby
Edit: lol dox myself. You dont know who i am fag. Come find me. And if you do i could give 2 shits less. My debauchery is publicly known. Lol what a fag to be afraid of being doxed. Should stop taking all those loads homeboy, you keep making yourself look retarded.
Since i feel bad that you're a total retard or think id give two shits about peolle knowing i shooped ron soye gettin fisted lemme ask you this?
How would you dox me? You cant answer shit cuz you're a cummed out piss slut @ 400lb. But here, I'll dox myself
Jacob Justin Sockness
San Francisco, California
Go to town fatty
Last Edit: if it does happen i might thank you. Theres some dudes i served with that could come out of the woodwork who id handle on spot no questions asked. If they came to me id be overjoyed, it'll be a great time to minecraft
more choice quotes from the alt-right sperg who doxxes himself on kiwifarms lol
Sorry, I couldn't comment on your profile given the length and requoted you here. Since you are extremely overweight I wrote out the poor mans way to strength train and eat healthy:
Given your weight, I am going to assume you are either pre-diabetic or type 2 diabetic. The low carb diets to actually benefit you in many ways. It would benefit you very much to be fat adapted. There are fascinating studies done on fat-adapted athletes.
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The following advice shouldn't be considered unless you talk to your doctor. Given your size and deficiency, there are likely underlying health concerns like fatty liver, heart issues. You sound young, and I wouldn't be surprised given your health that a double bypass isn't unlikely. So acting now will benefit you very greatly.
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The First 70% is diet, diet, diet
Anyways, now we need to establish your (
T)otal (D}aily {E}nergy {E}xpenditure (TDEE)
'This number will tell give me a very accurate calorie limit, From here you are able to do what you like.. As long as it remains under your TDEE that is pretty basic and I am going to outline a morre efficient way.
Ketogenic Diet w/ High Protein for 3-6 months then a low carb diet
We are going to find your macros. This is basically a percentage to follow of each food group.
A ketogenic diet in people your size and poor health have been shown to be very beneficial. Having one with high protein acros will be even better. You will need to calculate your macros. I have historically used
IIFYM Keto Calculator. This guideline will need to be an immutable number., I am a snacky bitch and you need to call yourself out. No one has a good time with being disciplined. I promise though, there is pride that is earned. Changing your nature is the hardest thing people can do. Unfortunately, your nature is extremely low quality. We can change that.
*NOTE: Never select the first activity level when calculating, People suck at just guess. If you get a higher calorie count than you actually burn, you will gain weight, however the inverse is true when you assume level. Always choose the option below your first choice.
Record everything you eat and the calories and make sure the portion is weighed on a food scale that tares and measures in grams. The scales can go as low as $13. It will not be in anyway a significant purchase.. I generally don't waste time on weighing my broccoli or cauliflower.
Food scales are literally the difference between success and failure for people trying to maintain a good weight or lose weight. I promise you that portion sizes will piss you off, no one looks at what a 1/4 cup is and is satisfied. This will require routine and discipline.
My diet pretty much looked like cauliflower, chicken, cheese, nuts and broccoli. A big take away is that a lot of these foods are covered by WIC.
Going high protein, eggs are a cheap choice. I personally like chicken. But, animal fat is extremely good for you and has a great oxidation rate.
A large variety of different keto recipes are highly accessible through searching "keto meals" on google. It is not hidden.
That's it for diet which is 70% of the battle. You should also get a scale, there are cheap ones, I personally like the ones showing BF%. BMI is generally not a good indicator of physicality, BF% is far better. Being your size, wait until you hit a 20% bf before to then start using the fat free mass index (FFMI). I personally find this to generally be the best physicality indicator. Mine is 25.06, I am nearly sure you have nowhere near my genetics, so you'll get a high for extremely, extremely overweight. Amblynn Ried probably has a FFMI of 90, you'll have somewhere around there. But when you can actually start tying your shows, it is a very good tool to use
Exercise is the next 30%.
For you, it is going to need to be low impact. You should aim to do a 20 min morning walk before eating. Clear this with your physician as I am cautious with the myriad of heart related issues you likely have.
From there, I am going to give you an extremely cheap option for strength training and one used by astronauts: resistance bands.D
o not get resistance bands composed of surgical tubing. Googling things like "Resistance band routines" will get you in the right direction. I would personally recommend
this type of set. Though there are cheaper options.
I do a five day routine, if you cannot do any of the following there are alternatives, PM and we can figure something out. This can also just give you an idea of what a training regimine looks like with weights.
- shoulder+ traps + forearms, end on a 25 minute walk and make a route going uphill. Walking uphill is great low impact cardio
- Legs (make sure to focus attention on your hamstrings and hip muscles), end on a 25 minute walk
- Back (I do traps with it, I don't deadlift since I stopped strength athletics for good mornings), end on a 25 minute walk
- Chest + Biceps + Quads, end on a 25 minute walk
- Arms + Shoulders + hips + calves, have a 25 minute walk
This is very doable and nearly all of it can be bought using WIC, or is very cheap. There isn't even a need for a gym membership. My veggies just get thrown in the microwave and I frie my cheap chicken. Lunch, breakfast are the exact same way. I just drink a bulk shake for breakfast and for lunch I have some nuts and chease shit,
You are fully able to do this if you are disciplined, I will answer your questions and or concern. Being extremely fat goes hand in hand with being opinionated and retarded simultaneously. I can only imagine how awful your living space smells as well.
Once you actually feel pride about achieving discipline, pride in yourself for not being over 400lb and can feel good about the work: you'll probably stop being such a stupid ghetto gagger.
People who are proud about their bodies aren't scared of showing them, I can say that in every fitness community. Just give keto a few months and then switch to a low carb diet as this time allows your body to become fat adapted and less dependent on glycogen stores.
*Last note, unused protein basically becomes sugar in the body, Just be cognizant of that.
Stop delaying my dox too. Its annoying. I want my internet fame of faggot fatties. I also want to take care of some business. You evidently can dox me cuz ur 1337 and super high IQ. This should have been a 10min job since I doxxed myself already. Stop being a cocktease.
Good luck buddy, getting your size will be a tough come back, but I promise you the world. It will be hard to overcome being so extremely fat and opinionated.
When you're not such a disaster go ahead an #PostPhysique. It pisses fatties off all the time.
holy shit lmao calm down boomer
I give you free advice and plan on how to lose weight on a low budget, show you empathy and your mind just short circuits, huh? Pretty typical of morbidly obese people. You're kinda like lividlipids like this.
Come on fatty, you can call me any name in the book. But, at the end of the day you are still this: a fat and retarded guy who defaults to "boomer". You probably got made fun of a lot at school, not just because you're amberlynn ried's size, but also because you just didn't have the creativity to really do anything about being made fun of.
I know you probably broke down in massive tears on this:
How sad, the one thing that could save your life, and you choose to be an incredibly fat and retarded reddit tier fuckboi.
You know and I know the truth. You can hide behind "wit" all day, but you're a super fat guy. You're just like Amber and have no personal respect or accountability to become so gross. It leaves me with the only question left to ask:
how often does your mom wipe your ass since you are physically unable?