J.K. Rowling needs to stop messing with Harry Potter - A general STFU J.K. Rowling MegaThread <3

[Mr. ShadowCreek]

With all this going on with her I'd like to see an animated TV series and see everyone flip out with a white Hermione and cis Snape and Ginny.

"HOW DARE THEY DO THIS AND IN 2020!"

 

[mister butafuco]

So the menstrual health charity that JKR initially called-out for using the phrase 'people who menstruate' have responded by publishing an open letter.

https://archive.md/AeC4M

The‌ ‌fact‌ ‌of‌ ‌the‌ ‌matter‌ ‌is‌ ‌that‌ ‌yes,‌ ‌when‌ ‌we‌ ‌as‌ ‌a‌ ‌society‌ ‌were‌ ‌woefully‌ ‌uneducated,‌ ‌there‌ ‌‌used‌‌ ‌to‌ ‌be‌ ‌
a‌ ‌word‌ ‌for‌ ‌people‌ ‌who‌ ‌menstruate,‌ ‌and‌ ‌that‌ ‌word‌ ‌‌was‌‌ ‌“women”.

So remember everyone, that if you say that women menstruate you are woefully uneducated.

The asteroid strike cannot come soon enough.

 

[JambledUpWords]

The day has come when they will finally will have to Read a Different Book.

I’m pretty sure most of the reading these people do is just Twitter and Reddit.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Now I want to read HP

We should start a HP reading club only to shit at this people.

 

[Cryin RN]

I was iffy on gay Dumbledore, but now that she's Queen of the TERFs I gotta bend the knee. She'll be kicking off tranny Twitter tears for months.

 

[mister butafuco]

I was iffy on gay Dumbledore, but now that she's Queen of the TERFs I gotta bend the knee. She'll be kicking off tranny Twitter tears for months.

Imagine what will happen when her next book, The Ickabog, comes out in print. I'm hoping to see book burnings.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

wtf I legit love Rowling now.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

And this is something I never thought I'd say.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Watching Rowling dig in her heels on this topic and not care who doesn't like it is strange. She might have bent for the diversity breeze quite a bit, but apparently she actually has at least one unshakable principle.

That's one principle to much for the modern far left orthodox crowd. These people are about two things, conforming to the hive mind and jerking each other off over how stunning and brave they are. Both figuratively and literally.

And now

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Cho%20Chang%22&src=trend_click

"Cho Chang" is trending, because apparently everyone at the same time decided to take issue with the fact that JK Rowling named her only Asian character a name that is phonetically close to "Ching Chong".

Can someone please shoot me? I haven't been this happy since Floyd died and I don't want to wake up tomorrow and remember everything else.

This is a wonderful example of how these people operate. "GRRRR... Must... find... something... to... destroy... successful... lady... saying... wrongthink! Anything!"

This is a pattern of behavior that's repeated whenever someone pisses them off. They pour through that person's public profile and social media for anything to attack them with. Ironically, most of these same people were on team #rehirejamesgunn to pwn the right.

We should start a HP reading club only to shit at this people.

We should call it, "A gender affirmative reading of Harry Potter" and discuss how every aspect of the books traces back to sex chromosomes being what define men and women. And discuss how Dumbledore's Army are like TERFs.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

We should call it, "A gender affirmative reading of Harry Potter" and discuss how every aspect of the books traces back to sex chromosomes being what define men and women. And discuss how Dumbledore's Army are like TERFs.

If the TERFS actually name themselves "Rowling's Army", I'm sure all the progressives will start burning books for real. And worst (or best?), burning themselves because "MY CHILDHOOD WAS A LIE!".

 

[Happy Fish]

If the TERFS actually name themselves "Rowling's Army", I'm sure all the progressives will start burning books for real. And worst (or best?), burning themselves because "MY CHILDHOOD WAS A LIE!".

Harry Potter and the Dumbledore's Army Chronicles: TERF Wars

 

[JK Rowling]

Nobody should be surprised that she's a TERF, leastwise not if they've read her books. Don't they remember that the stairs to the girls dorms at Hogwarts sabotage any male who tries to enter?

 

[CWCissey]

Nobody should be surprised that she's a TERF, leastwise not if they've read her books. Don't they remember that the stairs to the girls dorms at Hogwarts sabotage any male who tries to enter?

I wonder if it can see through the effects of Polyjuice Potion.

 

[JK Rowling]

I wonder if it can see through the effects of Polyjuice Potion.

I don't know but it would be dangerous for any male to test because what if the polyjuice potion wears off before you get out? The stairs would probably eat you on the way down.

 

[CWCissey]

I don't know but it would be dangerous for any male to test because what if the polyjuice potion wears off before you get out? The stairs would probably eat you on the way down.

What teenage boy would give a shit about that? They'd just be like 'lol saw some tiddies, I don't care.'

Then again, the Polyjuice Potion could just be used for that purpose, so I guess it is a bit too much effort...

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Nobody should be surprised that she's a TERF, leastwise not if they've read her books. Don't they remember that the stairs to the girls dorms at Hogwarts sabotage any male who tries to enter?

Imagine the real JK shitposting on the farms. That would he hilarious. I kinda hope she does but under a different name of course.

 

[Judge Holden]

Imagine the real JK shitposting on the farms

Assuming she keeps low-key following the example of graham linehan, there is a small but horrifying chance she will wind up endorsing the eternal gaming hashtag to own da troons, at which point I am just straight up taking a few weeks off the internet because holy shit I aint paid enough to sift through such autism

 

[TowinKarz]

Imagine how much you have to be boiling under the surface with rage at the autistic genderfulids, college students in over their heads understanding things and neo-hippies all making you their designated champion for years and years on end with no end in sight. Meanwhile, with average folk moving on to other things until only the Troonistas, manchildren and crystal-energy whakadoos remain, you are so tired of running Can't-Adult-Daycare you finally pull a Kamikaze like this.... and tell your rotten disciples to get a life, it's a fucking book.

Farting in front of the King and then saying "Oh, I"m sorry Your Majesty, that was supposed to be a dump on your face"

I guess she finally realized she has "Fuck You" money....

Then again, some people told Roland Friesler where to stick it, it's not like he could hang them twice....

 

[mister butafuco]

Nobody should be surprised that she's a TERF, leastwise not if they've read her books. Don't they remember that the stairs to the girls dorms at Hogwarts sabotage any male who tries to enter?

Well remembered!

I'd also like to draw attention to the fact that in the whole series transfiguration was never used to help a trans kid achieve their desired body. Similarly, dead naming could have been eliminated by 'oblivate!' or 'confundo!' and I'm sure much dyphoria could have been assuaged by a well placed 'reducio!' or 'engorgio!' It's obvious now that the HP series is transphobic propaganda.

Ban this sick filth.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Nobody should be surprised that she's a TERF, leastwise not if they've read her books. Don't they remember that the stairs to the girls dorms at Hogwarts sabotage any male who tries to enter?

In the book she also points out it's a double standard (Ron Weasly complains that it's not fair) and Hermione says it's outdated, but doesn't make any attempt to change it.

 

[mister butafuco]

I've gone back to look at JKR's tweets and saw a reply from a woman who is an FGM survivor say that she gets people saying that it's transphobic to describe it as such. And guess what? She's accused of telling lies by SJWs. Some of them even double down and say that, yes, it is transphobic because the clitoris and labia don't necessarily belong to a female...

https://twitter.com/Molleezysea/status/1269399914284331008

To think that somewhere in the world a little girl is currently being pinned down and having her genitals removed with a dirty scalpel. She could bleed to death or die of infection. It will ruin her future sex life, leave her at risk of UTIs and complicated childbirth. Yet there are white women in the West, who look on this practice and think, "You know what's problematic about this? There are people with a clitoris who don't identify as female. The term 'FGM' is transphobic."

Such SJWs no doubt support Black Lives Matter, but not if the black person is an African girl and there are trans people at risk of being reminded of their biological sex.

https://twitter.com/RadfemJana/status/1269858443000713216

http://archive.md/miGRQ

My hope is that people who don't really pay attention to the trans rights movement take a look now JKR has caught the media's attention. Hopefully they'll see that it's a nice way for dudebros to exercise their misogyny and still get asspats.