Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[SteveGoatman]

These videos are a great reminder of how sick Tammy is of his shit. Like how he stopped another stupid covid rant midway while in the car when she must have given him "the look" and then also when he was pestering how about how much the sandwich cost (loved that "6 and change" was too much, but anything less was "totally worth it"...) and she almost went off. He has got to be insufferable to live with.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

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As usual the Scalfani crew is obsessed with getting extra salad dressing. They should just drink the dressing. More insufferable covid rambling too.

 

[stets]

As usual the Scalfani crew is obsessed with getting extra salad dressing. They should just drink the dressing. More insufferable mask rambling too.

Since they posted the receipt, we can see their exact order. They ordered 4 salads and 12 containers of dressing, so triple dressing. I checked the nutrition facts, and it comes to around 1,000 calories per salad. The sandwich is 600 calories. So if they split the sandwich and each ate a salad they’re at 1,300 calories for one meal.

And they still think they’re on a diet. It’s adorable.

 

[Aaway]

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why doesn't this miserable faggot just start another channel dedicated to covid rants? since he dedicates about a minute of every JOTG video to ranting about masks and how he can't dine inside fast food establishments

i'm sure profile by sanford will be thrilled to see their "sponsor" stuffing a fried chicken sandwich with a pound of cheese and bacon down his throat

 

[Sir Jack Scalfani]

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[Laughingjoke2]

The bill listed 2 salads twice and 2 Jalapeno Ranch and 4 Regular Ranch Dressings. So that makes 4 salads with 3 dressings each. So Jackie Boy ate a Breaded Chicken Sandwich and a Breaded Chicken Salad with at least 3 dressings on it and thinks "I did good with my Keto diet today because I skip eating the croutons." Jesus I'd like to say Jack was a unique Mushed Brain Fat Fuck for this but I see so many fatties do this the icing on the cake would had been him getting a diet soda with it.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

A video testimonial from 2015 starring Jack, who is introduced as a member of an Anaheim-based church’s media team.

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A bit weird to see a church advertised as if it were a business like that, but I guess that's part of Mainline American Protestantism.

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I love the implications contained in "You can sit in the dining room and eat like a normal human being":

1) Jack thinks eating at Wendy's is hot shit;
2) Jack thinks people who order out are subhuman.

 

[stets]

Tammy loves me as you can see from my profile picture....she genuinely posted that picture on my birthday!

Gimmick accounts and gimmick posts are annoying and frowned upon on KF.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I love the implications contained in "You can sit in the dining room and eat like a normal human being":

1) Jack thinks eating at Wendy's is hot shit;
2) Jack thinks people who order out are subhuman.

3) Jack's just whining about places that still have their dining rooms closed because of COVID restrictions.

 

[FearsReality]

Oh and I think the reason we aren't talking about Jack is because no one has posted his newest culinary atrocity:

Coffee on my Pork Tenderloins... oh fuck
At least there’s no mayonnaise

oh, while I’m at it, I’m pretty sure coffee will give the tenderloin a very bitter coating that will not blend well with any of the meat, but I’m probably stating the obvious

 

[Sir Jack Scalfani]

Gimmick accounts and gimmick posts are annoying and frowned upon on KF.

Point taken....

I'll stick to analysing and scrutinising all things scalfani going forward.....

 

[captkrisma]

Coffee on my Pork Tenderloins... oh fuck
At least there’s no mayonnaise

oh, while I’m at it, I’m pretty sure coffee will give the tenderloin a very bitter coating that will not blend well with any of the meat, but I’m probably stating the obvious

I'm sure that given a lighter roast of coffee that this wouldn't taste bad at all.

Jack fucks it up by using a chemical-tasting coffee and using way too much of it. Notice how Jack doesn't mention the crust or the spices, he mentions how the meat turned out and how juicy it was, and how this wasn't a "home run recipe".

 

[Sir Jack Scalfani]

Wim gives Belgian people a bad name.

 

[boxybum]

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So much for the diet. 600 calories for the sandwich and 670 for the salad. 1270 calories total. hmm more than the 1000 calories he claims to eat a day.

 

[Inside_Ventura]

Just going to post a three of Jack Jr "Youth Pastor" talks on his Instagram. He deleted the Instagram account, that was all Youth Pastor rambling, but didn't think to back those up.

 

[StraightShooter2]

So much for the diet. 600 calories for the sandwich and 670 for the salad. 1270 calories total. hmm more than the 1000 calories he claims to eat a day.

Basically he thinks it doesn't count if it's a "salad" - regardless of whether or not it actually has 600-3000 calories.

You could add a leaf of lettuce to a Bacon Explosion - call it a Bacon Explosion "Salad", and Jack would eat the whole thing and think he consumed 10 calories.

 

[FearsReality]

I'm sure that given a lighter roast of coffee that this wouldn't taste bad at all.

Jack fucks it up by using a chemical-tasting coffee and using way too much of it. Notice how Jack doesn't mention the crust or the spices, he mentions how the meat turned out and how juicy it was, and how this wasn't a "home run recipe".

I think if we’re really going for coffee he should aim for anything that doesn’t lean towards that, maybe a French roast? No, I think that would still suck

And it was a home run alright, a home run to where all Jack dishes go, the trash

 

[Sir Jack Scalfani]

Basically he thinks it doesn't count if it's a "salad" - regardless of whether or not it actually has 600-3000 calories.

This is what Jack thinks a salad is.....beans, onions and a fuck ton of mayo!

 

[Samanthamatic]

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Wipe your mouth

What did Jack mean by this, surely he doesn't mean saliva.

 

[Aaway]

i'd be more than happy to