Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC

[DICKPICSRUS]

Does he have his own Sonichu series ?

 

[Keep Yourself Safe]

Gryffindor? That's some stolen Hogwarts valor if I've ever seen it!

 

[Sintharia]

The pjs slay me. How did he squeeze himself into those Walmart pjs in the first place?

 

[James Howlett]

Jacob was so fucking annoying the whole 9 fucking posts he made here. I remember 2 posts he made back to back where he was talking about how he had autism and pretty much the same up bringing as Chris, but still turned out "better" than Chris. After he doxxed himself and started interacticting with Chris, I was under the impression he actually wanted his own thread. Now that he has it and I can see he shenanigans going back as far as 2013, I don't know what to think anymore.

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

It's fresh to see a chris-related lolcow who isn't a hirtes-wanabee or a White knight.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

It's fresh to see a chris-related lolcow who isn't a hirtes-wanabee or a White knight.

I mean yeah but then again this guy makes my flesh crawl.

EDIT:

but still turned out "better" than Chris.

Dresses in a dragon onesie ranting about how he can kill people by stealing their souls and how he wants to marry Chris and impregnate him.

He has a strange definition of "turned out better".

 

[ConcernedCitizen]

Is all games and fun till you get a Chris Cult of Sonichu that summons demons that look like a hanging coat that ends with Christine declaring a holy war against the normies and a attack in the metro of Japan with gas

 

[Triple S Rank]

Does he have his own Sonichu series ?

I dont think he has the artistic skill to be even at CWC level.
The sperg does however have his series of written books that 'define' his religion based around his story of the planet 'Kidasuna' and the 'Rokat empire' that inhabits it. From skimming a few of them it seems like it touches on a lot of things from elves and dragons to fuckin (((Yahweh))). https://archive.fo/8Kd6O#selection-3659.78-3659.86

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Gryffindor? That's some stolen Hogwarts valor if I've ever seen it!

Be careful, hes on the second step of casting the curse of all knowing evil! You're dead, kiddo.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I wonder who's taking these pictures of him?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Warlocks are known for recklessness but in seeking out Chris he dabbles in forces beyond reckoning.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

The pjs slay me. How did he squeeze himself into those Walmart pjs in the first place?

He's literally bursting at the seams. Also, look at that shitty flea market fantasy knife.

 

[Trans-istor]

When I logged onto Kiwi Farms today I didn't expect to see a onesie wearing chaser who's set his sights on Chris of all people

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Obviously, what we have here, is the remnants of "Chris". When Christine was created, the male remains of Chris were banished and slept in a deep slumber until now.

 

[Count groudon]

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Gryffindor? That's some stolen Hogwarts valor if I've ever seen it!

This guy is like what would happen if Peter Pettigrew got kicked out of Hogwarts for being a tard and spent the rest of his days shitposting about being a totally real wizard.

 

[Zebedee]

Christ on a bike the care bear costume is killing me with laughter.

I didn't even know they came in adult sizes, I guess you learn something new every day.

 

[Picklechu]

I had a serious Poe's Law moment every time I read one of his posts, at least until he linked to his tumblr.

 

[Draza]

A new friend for Chris.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I had a serious Poe's Law moment every time I read one of his posts, at least until he linked to his tumblr.

yeah, with all cows, everytime, you think you've found the holy grail of exceptionalism, you find some one even more exceptional or one adding a unique flavor to it. It's generally pretty rare for a cow to prove a user wrong they are aren't that autistic and just a parody

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

2. Chris deserves it.

Tell us why he deserve it and post your sonic OC comic.

 

[The Giver]

On this site will be presented photographic proof that demons exist. "All things exist unless otherwise proven."

All things exist unless otherwise proven. Wew lad. He puts this in quotes himself; anyone know where he is quoting from?

Also, how the fuck can you even photograph a demon? I thought demons were supposed to be like metaphysical or some shit, not just a particularly mean creature hiding in your attic.