Jacob Stuart Harrison Storytelling Thread - FSTDT Forums Ex-Pet Lolcow

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Got it today, what a day, thanks a million! Spent too much time wondering why I got a feeling, I know you wanna try to get away, but it's the hardest thing, you'll ever know!

Waited in line, a terrible time, over to near you, fading away, nothing to say, you're all that I'm hearin'.
 
I am now working on the alternate universe connection of the Star Wars Universes, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Super Mario, and Catholicism that I will post on my wiki. There are two parallel Star Wars Universes, one that contains the modern canon including the Blue Ray Editions of the original trilogy, and one that has the original theatrical versions of the original trilogy.
 
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Jacob Harrison said:
Because by 2021, I will have graduated college, have a biology job, and be living independently so I will be able to pay for the wedding.
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Good, you'll be a more than amiable fucktoy for 30-inch Joe, then, huh?
 
Jacob Harrison said:
I am now working on the alternate universe connection of the Star Wars Universes, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Super Mario, and Catholicism that I will post on my wiki. There are two parallel Star Wars Universes, one that contains the modern canon including the Blue Ray Editions of the original trilogy, and one that has the original theatrical versions of the original trilogy.
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And now I finished the introduction to my Star Wars Star Trek Crossover. https://jacob-harrison.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Wars_Trecking_Through_The_Multiverse

Jacob Harrison said:
And now I finished the introduction to my Star Wars Star Trek Crossover. https://jacob-harrison.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Wars_Trecking_Through_The_Multiverse
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And now I completed Chapter 1.
 
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Hey Jacob, Art Vandelay here. Look, I have to pull the plug on the whole Skyrim thing. While it was hilarious at first that you actually thought that a forty second ditty about peppermints held some amazing secret, and the key to unlocking it could be found in a four hour video of some cockhead streaming Skyrim. It's been three months, you've watched and taken meticulous notes on it not once but twice, and you're still obsessing over it. It's gone beyond funny to the point of just being tragic. Honestly, and this isn't meant to be snark, it now just feels like I'm picking on a special needs kid. I actually feel bad for you, and this is probably the first time I can say that about a preachy internet fundie.

Let me give you some advice. Smarten the fuck up. Seriously, between your preaching about religion/true heirs, incredibly inflated ego and your extreme gullibility, you're painting a giant fuckoff target on your back everytime you open your mouth. Keep this shit up and you're going to end up as the next Chris-chan, and believe me, you do not want to end up as the next Chris-chan.
 
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Dunno if anyone's brought it up in this thread but the only good ruler England ever had was Oliver Cromwell (who did nothing wrong and every English monarch ever--who ruled or didn't rule--has deserved the same fate as King Charles did).
 
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Please share it with us.
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https://jacob-harrison.wikia.com/wi...iverse#Chapter_1_The_Alpha_Star_Wars_Universe

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Hey Jacob, Art Vandelay here. Look, I have to pull the plug on the whole Skyrim thing. While it was hilarious at first that you actually thought that a forty second ditty about peppermints held some amazing secret, and the key to unlocking it could be found in a four hour video of some cockhead streaming Skyrim. It's been three months, you've watched and taken meticulous notes on it not once but twice, and you're still obsessing over it. It's gone beyond funny to the point of just being tragic. Honestly, and this isn't meant to be snark, it now just feels like I'm picking on a special needs kid. I actually feel bad for you, and this is probably the first time I can say that about a preachy internet fundie.

Let me give you some advice. Smarten the fuck up. Seriously, between your preaching about religion/true heirs, incredibly inflated ego and your extreme gullibility, you're painting a giant fuckoff target on your back everytime you open your mouth. Keep this shit up and you're going to end up as the next Chris-chan, and believe me, you do not want to end up as the next Chris-chan.
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I now learned that I should not be so gullible. But now that you admitted that you were fucking with me this whole time, I will write about your humiliating Easter in 2018 in the parallel universe.

And to the Kiwi Farms users, this is what Monsoir Vandelay is talking about. http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8136.0

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Dunno if anyone's brought it up in this thread but the only good ruler England ever had was Oliver Cromwell (who did nothing wrong and every English monarch ever--who ruled or didn't rule--has deserved the same fate as King Charles did).
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Oliver Cromwell was a Puritan fanatic who enacted tyrannical Puritanical laws and committed genocide against the Irish Catholics in Wexford and Drogheda and send Irish children to the West Indies as slaves. He was England’s worst ruler.

https://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/stuart-england/life-in-england-under-oliver-cromwell/
 
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Oliver Cromwell was a Puritan fanatic who enacted tyrannical Puritanical laws and committed genocide against the Irish Catholics in Wexford and Drogheda and send Irish children to the West Indies as slaves.
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I'm not seeing the issue here.
 
I've changed my mind. I'm leaning towards Jacob being a troll now.

There's no way someone this autistic could get through university unless their parents were doing their coursework. As useless as most American universities are, a non-bible college's academic rigour would exclude someone like this.

That and why would someone share their embarrassing forum-I-got-kicked-from-even-though-it's-for-mocking-autists moments online? It's not amusing me anymore.
 
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I've changed my mind. I'm leaning towards Jacob being a troll now.

There's no way someone this autistic could get through university unless their parents were doing their coursework. As useless as most American universities are, a non-bible college's academic rigour would exclude someone like this.

That and why would someone share their embarrassing forum-I-got-kicked-from-even-though-it's-for-mocking-autists moments online? It's not amusing me anymore.
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Actually, he could be brilliant academically and a complete idiot in every other field.
 
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I've changed my mind. I'm leaning towards Jacob being a troll now.

There's no way someone this autistic could get through university unless their parents were doing their coursework. As useless as most American universities are, a non-bible college's academic rigour would exclude someone like this.

That and why would someone share their embarrassing forum-I-got-kicked-from-even-though-it's-for-mocking-autists moments online? It's not amusing me anymore.
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1. I don't see how me falling for Art Vandelay's deception makes me autistic and unable to get through university. I am smart but gullible as I learned recently.

2. Well you already discovered the forums and exposed information about me so I don't have any more that I need to hide.
 
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1. I don't see how me falling for Art Vandelay's deception makes me autistic and unable to get through university. I am smart but gullible as I learned recently.
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There are people in the world who believe very strange things. There are people in this world who believe the world is flat and rides on the back of a turtle and otherwise live fulfiled lives. These are not people however who are going to get degrees in astronomy or physics.

Likewise for other academic subjects (I'm using academic to differentiate an actual subject like Biology from shitty SJW circlejerks like Gender Studies). I've met autistic people who are savants for their subject (not that all autistic people are savants either) and for all their foibles and obliviousness of social norms, none of them would bite this often.

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2. Well, you already discovered the forums and exposed information about me so I don't have any more that I need to hide.
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I didn't expose anything about you, everything I shared so far was publically available through your own social media. All I did was compile some of it, and withheld a lot.

I might be a horrible person, but I'm not going to post your address so some weird shit can send your mom photoshop porn of Richard III or something.

....What? I have standards. They're not especially high but I have some.

I wouldn't trust anyone else to do it properly anyway.
 
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Got any ideas for bridesmaids, best man etc? Inviting anyone from irl or is it just us coming?
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I think that Cinderblock should be the bridesmaid and I think that the best man should be one of my friends from outside of the internet.

Is anyone here good at animation? If so, then will you agree to animate the scripts my video ideas for the alternate universe connection of the Star Wars Universes, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Super Mario, and Catholicism. I plan for many animated YouTube videos about it. I’m not that good at animation and through teamwork, me doing the scripts and someone doing the animation, the videos will be done faster.
 
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