Jake Paul & Logan Paul - Youtuber, Viner, Team 10, Former Disney Star, Expert Doxxer

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Is Jake Paul the definition of a manchild?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1,911 52.8%
  • No

    Votes: 57 1.6%
  • We're all just jealous of his success. The Jake Paul army will never stop. *Dabs on haters*

    Votes: 1,652 45.6%

  • Total voters
    3,620
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To the guy who posted Tysons buttcheeks forgot to mention not even a few seconds before that he kissed a dude on the cheek, like he was wearing assless chaps while giving a whole ass smooch.
Edit: found the clip, sorry about the audio I couldn't find a better one.
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I legit didn't know. I was too busy browsing /sp/.
 
Welp, that's it, it's over. Nice sportsman ship, but Mike gives me hope ya know? Able to dodge punches at his age, especially almost 300 of em, I guess I'm going back to the gym. Gg Mike.
Honestly, a 58 year old guy taking 300 punches for 8 2 minute rounds is infinitely tougher than any punch Jake Paul could hope to throw in his life. Jake will be dead before he even sees 58. I don't see this as a real loss for him, I don't think Tyson really sees it as a loss either. I think he probably knew going into it he wasn't going to knock him out but he could go the full 8 rounds without getting knocked out. That would be a fair enough trade to me if it came with a giant multi million dollar cheque because sure, "technically" he was beaten but he definitely did not knock out Mike Tyson and I don't know, I think a lot of people here would be knocked out after punch 100 under the age of 50.

For this, I am not upset. I don't think it was as staged as it could've been and I appreciated that Mike never bought into the stupid cringe hype Jake was trying really hard to pull and instead went with a much more classic respectable approach. I think they would've loved him playing up the extra niggerdom and coming out with giant 1980s gold chains or playing a fool but the fact he played it straight helped highlight how stupid Jake's persona is.

The guy at the end basically begging Mike to give Jake a seal of approval that he deserves respect from the public now and the crowd remains silent while he looks stupid and awkward - the cracks of his insecure delusion is starting to show. He thinks he's playing a heel and that people secretly actually love him, like when Hogan went to the NWO. But actually literally no one is cheering for him, ever. I didn't realize his wife was equally as retarded as him but she made sure to only give seductive looks to the camera even when her face twitched to a different expression.

Basically we just watched Richie Rich play pretend with Mike Tyson but in reality. While Netflix struggled hard to maintain the lowest bitrate stream of it.
 
Even Rocky, after a intense training montage and shiet, lost in his last movie too. It was just very unrealistic for Tyson to win.
I didn’t expect a massive win for Mike but I thought we’d get to see him rock Jake with a solid punch at SOME point at least.

Instead they barely even bruised each other. I think that’s what upsets me more than Jake Paul actually winning.
 
This was a dumb set up to begin with; no matter what happened Jake Paul looks bad. He wins? Congratulations, you beat a 60 year old man? You win by knocking him out? You knocked a 60 year old man out. You lose? You lost to a 60 year old man. You lose by knockout? A 60 year old man cleaned your clock. A draw? You couldn’t beat a 60 year old man, and you probably rigged it.
 
This was a dumb set up to begin with; no matter what happened Jake Paul looks bad. He wins? Congratulations, you beat a 60 year old man? You win by knocking him out? You knocked a 60 year old man out. You lose? You lost to a 60 year old man. You lose by knockout? A 60 year old man cleaned your clock. A draw? You couldn’t beat a 60 year old man, and you probably rigged it.
The whole fairy-dancing hugging shit was probably the only way Paul could beat Tyson, and still walk away somewhat clean. All they had to do was play their parts, play defensively, and let the point gods decide.
 
Made $70 tonight. Anyone that thought a 58 year old ANYBODY would do well deserves to feel disappointed.

I don't follow male-on-male contact sports very much, but I'm familiar with Tyson's reputation. But as soon as they mentioned this was his first professional fight in like 19 years or some shit I knew he would lose. In any case I was still hoping for Tyson to win purely out of dislike for the Paul brothers as well as respect for Tyson.
 
I don't follow male-on-male contact sports very much, but I'm familiar with Tyson's reputation. But as soon as they mentioned this was his first professional fight in like 19 years or some shit I knew he would lose. In any case I was still hoping for Tyson to win purely out of dislike for the Paul brothers as well as respect for Tyson.
Tyson's original style is particularly ill suited to being an old fart. Everything he did relied on speed/physicality. Someone like Foreman at 58 would've looked better due to his style of pawing at people and being a big fucker. Also Foreman proved this point to a certain extent by being the oldest heavyweight champion at 45. He never had speed to lose so he didn't age nearly as badly as Tyson.
 
I don't know any of their names but at least the first match with the pajeet or whatever was funny. Guy was a comedian, I felt like I was watching someone play Punch Out Wii.

The bitches threw hands hard, that's exactly what I wanted out of the Tyson fight. So, at least I got that. I can respect Tyson for standing and not going down at all while being beat on, but I was hoping he'd throw back. Wasn't really expecting him to go all out like he was in his 20s again but I expected more than five rounds of basically standing still.
 
Also I'm still mati they got football announcer type guys for the fucking banter like they didn't know what was happening the whole time like the debate about Mike biting his glove and then after the fight when the jew got extra close to Mike and kept pressing him about it reached ludicrous levels of cringe I closed my eyes and plugged my ears it was so bad.
 
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