James Cameron's Avatar to get four sequels - The message will still be the same

[Halmaz]

I would laugh my fucking ass off if Puss in Boots knocked it off the #1 slot.

I wouldn't be surprise if it happens. I do not understand why some people think Avatar is a family movie, parents strive to watch with kids during the holiday season. It's way too fucking long, its plot is not appealing to children, smaller kids may find the big blue furfags scary, older kids probably find them just ugly. It takes itself way too seriously, so it has no jokes. Puss in Boots is easily a better pick for parents.

 

[Cloacan]

I was surprised to learn Sigourney Weavers “kid” (who is a Mary Sue ) is played and i assumed voiced by Sigourney Weaver.

Is it me or is that like incredibly weird? remember watching a movie I was surprised how much I can tell that was supposed to be Sigourney Weaver but assumed they had a teenage actress who they just plastered SW face too.

They should have used the magic of digital dongwangling to bring this back to life - not as a blue yet noble savage, but as human. Now that would be interesting use of cutting edge digital tech. Those blue weirdos don't do anything for me. I want nubile 20-something Sigourney. Cameron had the formula for a win all along, but he blue it.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

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They should have used the magic of digital dongwangling to bring this back to life - not as a blue yet noble savage, but as human. Now that would be interesting use of cutting edge digital tech. Those blue weirdos don't do anything for me. I want nubile 20-something Sigourney. Cameron had the formula for a win all along, but he blue it.

But do they have the technology to bring back her tiny underpants from Alien?

 

[AGreatDipAtAFairPrice]

Journotrash on the payroll cannot be honest about this movie flopping, lol. going to be copeposting about legs for months.

 

[Crescent Fresh]

I would laugh my fucking ass off if Puss in Boots knocked it off the #1 slot.

I wouldn't be surprise if it happens. I do not understand why some people think Avatar is a family movie, parents strive to watch with kids during the holiday season. It's way too fucking long, its plot is not appealing to children, smaller kids may find the big blue furfags scary, older kids probably find them just ugly. It takes itself way too seriously, so it has no jokes. Puss in Boots is easily a better pick for parents.

I don’t think it has a chance for #1, however the first Avatar was known for its insane week-by-week hold, only dropping like 11% from opening weekend after two weeks out.

If movies like PiB2 manage to cut into Avatar’s gross so that the first and second drops are further than that, then you’ll see maximum cope from sites trying to spin it as still a major success even though the bar was originally claimed to be $2 billion.

 

[The Nothingness]

Hmm, the headline does not give the victim's age. So it may have been the clot shot

 

[Pringles Can]

I would laugh my fucking ass off if Puss in Boots knocked it off the #1 slot.

Between families, furfags, and shitposter who still cling on to Shrek memes I honestly think Puss in Boots has a chance to knock Avatar off 1st. If that happens I'll die.

The battle I'm truly waiting for is in 2024. Apparently the 3rd avatar movie is being released around the same time as the 3rd sonic movie. Now granted, the sonic movies have pretty much had the worst competition, but I'm praying it can kick avatar 3 as that would be even funnier then those movies beating the shit out of marvel and DC.

 

[Sniperwoof]

What's the appeal of this shit anyways? The plot is a scene for scene copy of Dances with Wolves which has better acting and cinematography so if you watch it for the plot (lol) you can just watch that. And if you want tons of CGI and big battle scenes there are literally dozens of other fantasy and Sci Fi movies that are higher quality.

Who is the intended audience?

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

Between families, furfags, and shitposter who still cling on to Shrek memes I honestly think Puss in Boots has a chance to knock Avatar off 1st. If that happens I'll die.

The battle I'm truly waiting for is in 2024. Apparently the 3rd avatar movie is being released around the same time as the 3rd sonic movie. Now granted, the sonic movies have pretty much had the worst competition, but I'm praying it can kick avatar 3 as that would be even funnier then those movies beating the shit out of marvel and DC.

Take this with a grain of salt, but what I've seen on IMDb is that it looks like there might be a sequel to Detective Pikachu coming out 2024. If he's picking 2024, he's going to have a bad time.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

It's why it didn't need a sequel in the first place! James Cameron could have focused on making several new different films in the past decade, but no he had to make sequel's to a film that no one would care about over a decade later because he is obsessed with the fucking ocean.

And it didn't even need to be about the N'avi again anyways. Biodiversity is incredibly complex with all kinds of weird life forms, most of them existing under the sea. What about a biolumiscent squid people at war with the N'avi, like a N'avi predator or something? Or Starfish zombies where killing them only makes more of them?

Maybe Pokemon is better a being Pandora than Pandora is.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

No one in my sphere of friends or family is talking about or has seen this movie. There is zero buzz in my small slice of the world.

I can't believe it made 140 million in its first weekend let alone will cross 2 billion worldwide. I know this a feeling filled by anecdotes but I really just don't think Avatar 2 has any legs.

 

[Cloacan]

But do they have the technology to bring back her tiny underpants from Alien?

Spoiler: Tell me you like my hat! NUDETITTY

We don't need no stinkin' panties!

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

And it didn't even need to be about the N'avi again anyways. Biodiversity is incredibly complex with all kinds of weird life forms, most of them existing under the sea. What about a biolumiscent squid people at war with the N'avi, like a N'avi predator or something? Or Starfish zombies where killing them only makes more of them?

Maybe Pokemon is better a being Pandora than Pandora is.

One weird thought I just had was if Jake Sully had any kids he didn't know about from previous relationships or recently discovered living nieces/nephews from his deceased brother. What if he found out these existed and that they could only be helped by getting unobtainium? What would he do? Would he choose to help his other relatives or would he abandon them? I haven't seen either Avatar movie so I don't know if this is possible, but just a thought.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

I wouldn't be surprise if it happens. I do not understand why some people think Avatar is a family movie, parents strive to watch with kids during the holiday season. It's way too fucking long, its plot is not appealing to children, smaller kids may find the big blue furfags scary, older kids probably find them just ugly. It takes itself way too seriously, so it has no jokes. Puss in Boots is easily a better pick for parents.

Not to mention Shrek is old enough that many of those parents can also be nostalgic for it (Shrek 2, where PiB first appeared, came out in 2004)

People in general are also beginning to finally realize if they're gonna watch a 3+ hour film, it better respect their time, especially if there's not going to be an intermission so they might miss part of the film. Even great films screw this up, I love Peter Jackson's King Kong, but you could very easily make a two and a half hour version of it without losing much, cutting about 40 minutes.

 

[Belvedere]

What the hell happened to the James Cameron

He grew old, emasculated and probably has early-onset dementia. He went from being a director that made testosterone-fueled movies to calling testosterone a "toxin".

He is so obsessed with the sea that if he ends up buildings himself an underwater biome to fuck off from the rest of the world and live off algae smoothies for the rest of his life, it would not surprise me in the least.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

He grew old, emasculated and probably has early-onset dementia. He went from being a director that made testosterone-fueled movies to calling testosterone a "toxin".

He is so obsessed with the sea that if he ends up buildings himself an underwater biome to fuck off from the rest of the world and live off algae smoothies for the rest of his life, it would not surprise me in the least.

The Gay Underwater City of Rapture brought to you by James Cameron.

"A chud chooses, a soycuck obeys...and why that's a good thing!"

 

[ZehnBoat]

The Gay Underwater City of Rapture brought to you by James Cameron.

"A chud chooses, a soycuck obeys...and why that's a good thing!"

can you imagine a rapture made and ran by hollywood elites and the journos that like to suck them off?
collapsed in 2 days tops

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Question: can anyone tell me what "the way if water" is? If I had to guess I'd say it's something ripped off a Hollywood understanding of Taoism (which would ironically complete Cameron's degeneration into Great Value George Lucas.)

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Question: can anyone tell me what "the way if water" is? If I had to guess I'd say it's something ripped off a Hollywood understanding of Taoism (which would ironically complete Cameron's degeneration into Great Value George Lucas.)

its more the Samoan Religious version

 

[ZehnBoat]

Question: can anyone tell me what "the way if water" is?

james has hydrocephalus