James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,854
I've never heard an actor sound more like he's rigidly reading lines off of a script before. And it's Gilbert Gottfried, FFS. Did he just loathe the script and do this for a paycheck?

This kind of reminds me of the AVGN movie and how horrible that was. Seems like James just can't make anything good when he has more than a shoestring budget.
 
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Yeah, Gilbert kind of made me raise an eyebrow. He acted like he was zonked out on painkillers or something, nowhere near his typical screechy manic self.

Unfortunately, Gilbert's been sounding like that for awhile now. The dude's 65. The days of him being your Manic Pixie Dream Jew are long past.

I've never heard an actor sound more like he's rigidly reading lines off of a script before.

lol if you think Gilbert can stick to a script. He was doing his schtick. Doubt much of it was written down.
 
This was definitely one of the weaker episodes of the series. The Big Rigs commercial joke at the end is starting to get old.

Army Burger and psychonerd054 are cucks.

To be clear, I only really disagreed with the part where you said that it was the worst. James did worse while working on the movie, in my opinion. The episode itself is still pretty meh.
 
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To be clear, I only really disagreed with the part where you said that it was the worst. James did worse while working on the movie, in my opinion. The episode itself is still pretty meh.

Yeah the episode was meh. Honestly would’ve been better if it was just James talking about the game.
 
Wasn’t there another episode where James got an actor to be in the video and it was just...eh?
Not the Macaulay Culkin episode, that one was well received, iirc

I think you're talking about the one where he reviews that Sega Activator Interactor Menacer, which I'd argue is far worse than this episode.
 
Wasn’t there another episode where James got an actor to be in the video and it was just...eh?
Not the Macaulay Culkin episode, that one was well received, iirc

There's Toxic Crusaders. This one's kind of split but I loved it because I'm a Troma fan and Loyd is like your funny gay uncle that doesn't touch you.


The other one with an actor is the Texas Chainsaw Massacre one. Not counting the Halloween one that just had two random kids. This one is beloved and the parody and homage to the first 3 movies is fun.


Also, Foltest and Verissimus are cucks too.

I think you're talking about the one where he reviews that Sega Activator Interactor Menacer, which I'd argue is far worse than this episode.

Keith Apacary? That one was okay. It would have been better as an actual review of the periphials as most of them I had never heard of back in the day. I never knew about the Activator until well after the fact and I didn't even know the Genesis had light gun for the 2 shooting gallery games on the system.
 
I don't think this the worst episode ever, but it was surley a weak one. I had heard about life of black tiger, but never seen it. Could have been better.
also, @BrunoMattei is an ultracuck.

You're the biggest cuck in the world. Your middle name is Cuck and your dog is a Cucker Spaniel.
 
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