James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[northstar747]

eh that ryan statement was rather reasonable get off the internet, before you look like a dumb fat goth from 1999.

Also for saturday morning cartoons, I miss them. But its more I miss my childhood.

also in a world with anime, you d be hard pressed to find a perverting kids show...other than cocomelon

 

[Staffy]

Ryan trooned out.

I'm betting this is also a kf user.

 

[White Devil]

Surprise, Monster Madness is back OR IS IT? But it is back but instead it's just him reviewing whatever's recent. James insists this is to try something new but I say it's just him being lazy. This video does have shots of him in the video store room but the greenscreen shot is much better when compared to the last video.

Since he's doing recent movies only we know what the next couple are going to be: Halloween Ends, Hellraiser reboot, decent chance of Terrifier 2 and Chucky season 2 (at least the premier episode).

You can skip to 6 minutes in to actually get his thoughts on it. The opening of the video is him slurping on Rob Zombie's dick. Of course he liked the movie but had some reservations towards it. It seems like Rob Zombie fanboys just refuse to outright dislike the movie. And I grew up with The Munsters as well and this movie is awful. Only good thing about it is Daniel Roebuck's take on Grampa.

I've watched all of RZ's movies (except this) and I have to say the only tolerable one was House of 1000 Corpses. The mans ego is insane and his creative output is extremely cookie cutter. His whole aesthetic was old by the late 90s but he continues to drag its shambling corpse and his wife into the 2020s.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I've watched all of RZ's movies (except this) and I have to say the only tolerable one was House of 1000 Corpses. The mans ego is insane and his creative output is extremely cookie cutter. His whole aesthetic was old by the late 90s but he continues to drag its shambling corpse and his wife into the 2020s.

I liked Lords of Salem. His two Halloween movies I found entertaining guilty pleasures and preferable to the memberberries-laden new trilogy. I've hated everything else he's made.

 

[White Devil]

I liked Lords of Salem. His two Halloween movies I found entertaining guilty pleasures and preferable to the memberberries-laden new trilogy. I've hated everything else he's made.

Lords of Salem is the one I could barely stay awake through. That movie just could not hold my attention.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I like how not even Kiwi's give a shit about his latest videos not unless it's AVGN.

It's an okay video. It's autistic over-analysis over The Thing From Another World in Halloween 1978 and Forbidden Planet and Night of the Living Dead. It's mildly interesting.

 

[Coptakhenaten]

eh that ryan statement was rather reasonable get off the internet, before you look like a dumb fat goth from 1999.

Also for saturday morning cartoons, I miss them. But its more I miss my childhood.

also in a world with anime, you d be hard pressed to find a perverting kids show...other than cocomelon

I grew on the tail end of saturday morning cartoons and while I am not gonna act like it was the greatest thing ever (Though TMNT and Teen Titans were great), I still feel bad for kids rottign their brain on drag queen story hour tik-toks

 

[José Mourinho]

Are these tards really trying to take away something from a hat getting worn out? I appreciate TCT for being a critical voice towards Cinemassacre but they're too caught up in huffing their own farts.

The subreddit already jumped the shark when it comes to Cinemassacre criticism, because there's not much to sperg about him this year since most of the major criticisms from last year aren't quite present now (plagiarism, Rex Viper apart from one concert this year nobody even remembers at all, slobs, rushed videos, etc.). Now it's just them sperging about why James isn't making much videos about video games like the old days even when they already acknowledged these two points:

1. James is more of a movie guy than a video game guy;
2. The slobs actually tried to get James to be more into video games last year according to Justin. Look how that turned out.

They disliked the Mortal Kombat hat which okay, I get it, it makes him like a nerdish hipster, but if James takes off the hat they'll sperg about him being bald. I bet that if James decides to do something else to handle this baldness, like wearing a new hat ("Ew! New hat! No time to pick a better one!"), or putting on a wig ("Ew! James trooned out like in the SEGA VHS episode! No time to pick a better wig!"), or even having a Keeps sponsorship ("wow fuck you Bames you sellout"), he'd get the same shit so why even trying. I bet that the Cinemassacre crew don't even pay attention to the subreddit anymore, especially they want the slobs to return. The fanmade Monster Madness 2022 by the subreddit is really good though.

Oh yeah speaking of Ryan, he retweeted a tweet about us containing false information about how we led the three people into suicide:

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1565797220531814406

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[Grog]

I like how not even Kiwi's give a shit about his latest videos not unless it's AVGN.

It's an okay video. It's autistic over-analysis over The Thing From Another World in Halloween 1978 and Forbidden Planet and Night of the Living Dead. It's mildly interesting.

Even if Cinemassacre hadn't declined in quality I still wouldn't be interested in these horror movie videos. There used to be a time when I found it fun to listen to James talk about old horror movies but not anymore. Not because he changed or anything, I simply got bored of that type of video.

 

[BrunoMattei]

The subreddit already jumped the shark when it comes to Cinemassacre criticism, because there's not much to sperg about him this year since most of the major criticisms from last year aren't quite present now (plagiarism, Rex Viper apart from one concert this year nobody even remembers at all, slobs, rushed videos, etc.). Now it's just them sperging about why James isn't making much videos about video games like the old days even when they already acknowledged these two points:

1. James is more of a movie guy than a video game guy;
2. The slobs actually tried to get James to be more into video games last year according to Justin. Look how that turned out.

They disliked the Mortal Kombat hat which okay, I get it, it makes him like a nerdish hipster, but if James takes off the hat they'll sperg about him being bald. I bet that if James decides to do something else to handle this baldness, like wearing a new hat ("Ew! New hat! No time to pick a better one!"), or putting on a wig ("Ew! James trooned out like in the SEGA VHS episode! No time to pick a better wig!"), or even having a Keeps sponsorship ("wow fuck you Bames you sellout"), he'd get the same shit so why even trying. I bet that the Cinemassacre crew don't even pay attention to the subreddit anymore, especially they want the slobs to return. The fanmade Monster Madness 2022 by the subreddit is really good though.

Oh yeah speaking of Ryan, he retweeted a tweet about us containing false information about how we led the three people into suicide:

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1565797220531814406

https://archive.md/ccofj

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Well, shit. Confirmation that Screenwave looks at this thread? I'd say so.

 

[Shieldman]

Well, shit. Confirmation that Screenwave looks at this thread? I'd say so.

Doubtful, he's probably just blindly following orders from the troon hivemind.

I stopped visiting the subreddit and this thread around the start of the year, thinking things would go back to their usual boring selves but then I saw the mountain climbing video a couple of weeks ago and it pulled me back in.

James is such an odd guy, it's fun to make fun of him, but not quite landing in lolcow territory. Mike and the Screenwave crew also qualify.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

The truth at this point is just good for memes when a goofy video drops.

Other than that it's gotten pretty boring tbqh

The fact that some people still get bootytickled over meme shitposters is funny tho

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I've watched all of RZ's movies (except this) and I have to say the only tolerable one was House of 1000 Corpses. The mans ego is insane and his creative output is extremely cookie cutter. His whole aesthetic was old by the late 90s but he continues to drag its shambling corpse and his wife into the 2020s.

Dawn of the Dead is the best zombie movie.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Dawn of the Dead is the best zombie movie.

Wrong, fucker. It's Zombie.

Or Day of the Dead.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Wrong, fucker. It's Zombie.

Or Day of the Dead.

Not bad, but the special effects are dogshit, comparatively. Zombie movies require believable visuals.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Not bad, but the special effects are dogshit, comparatively. Zombie movies require believable visuals.

Do not talk shit about the effects in a Fulci film, bud.

 

[deeman]

Day of the dead -> Zombi -> Redneck zombies...
seriously though, talk about a drought when it comes to AVGN this year (Didn't James call for more episodes a' la Year of the Spoony?). i had to re check if the commodore episodes was this year and nope. Only the Last Ninja episode has been good this year.

Any guesses on what he will do for the Halloween episode? I hope for Uninvited, or maybe Clock Tower (Allthough everybody will compare it to Jontrons excellent video on it)
But there is a chance... a slight chance, since Mike did the smart thing and got himself a A500 mini (The only thread i made was about this wonderful allthough somewhat expensive mini computer, and it seems to be stronger and stronger, have read about PSX compability and shit) and found out about Castlevania, Ghosts 'n Goblins and such so maybe we will get a collection of those weird ports people outside of Europe never heard about, something i think i would rather enjoy specially since it will involve Mike in the writing process.

 

[The Token Ethnic]

Do not talk shit about the effects in a Fulci film, bud.

The underwater shark versus zombie scene was awesome to watch along with the eye splinter and the scene where they crack open a zombie's skull and all its jam-like goo seeps out.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Day of the dead -> Zombi -> Redneck zombies...
seriously though, talk about a drought when it comes to AVGN this year (Didn't James call for more episodes a' la Year of the Spoony?). i had to re check if the commodore episodes was this year and nope. Only the Last Ninja episode has been good this year.

Any guesses on what he will do for the Halloween episode? I hope for Uninvited, or maybe Clock Tower (Allthough everybody will compare it to Jontrons excellent video on it)
But there is a chance... a slight chance, since Mike did the smart thing and got himself a A500 mini (The only thread i made was about this wonderful allthough somewhat expensive mini computer, and it seems to be stronger and stronger, have read about PSX compability and shit) and found out about Castlevania, Ghosts 'n Goblins and such so maybe we will get a collection of those weird ports people outside of Europe never heard about, something i think i would rather enjoy specially since it will involve Mike in the writing process.

Whatever it is it's going to be deeply disappointing. Even if you have zero expectations you will still be disappointed.

 

[deeman]

Whatever it is it's going to be deeply disappointing. Even if you have zero expectations you will still be disappointed.

I probably will, but a big video about all horror related games for the Amiga (Now there's a treasure throve of unheard of games, i'm still discovering cool games for it til' this day) could be neat, he won't be without material to work with atleast.

Hey... speaking of Fulci's Zombi!