James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It makes no sense for him to write an autobiography not unless he's planning on retiring soon. Otherwise it can be chalked up to his autism.

I'm genuinely surprised to see his own lack of self-awareness - I kind of assumed he had mostly stayed out of being a lolcow because he at least could acknowledge certain truths to himself. I mean, something like Rex Viper is cringe but if he enjoys doing it and doesn't believe it to be that serious it's one thing, but looking at the excerpts he really does come across as someone who takes himself Very Seriously. Comparing himself to Rob Zombie is a choice and a half. It makes me wonder how much Mike and the others had to tard wrangle his worst autisic traits and keep them out of the public eye.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

This would have to drop the one day I don't visit the Farms

Anyway, I see people giving James/April slack for the foreword/forward thing, but I am less sympathetic. There is no excuse for native English speakers in their 40s to confuse forward and foreword. Have these two never read a book in their lives?

You know I had a thought reading through this thread: Assuming James is telling the truth about his childhood - and nobody would lie about being a pants-shitting retard - he's remarkably well-adjusted. It makes me wonder how Chris would have turned out given proper care. He's a similar age to James but Borb decided not to put him in a special-ed school and just try to placate him instead of seeking professional help. Really makes you think.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

You know I had a thought reading through this thread: Assuming James is telling the truth about his childhood - and nobody would lie about being a pants-shitting retard - he's remarkably well-adjusted. It makes me wonder how Chris would have turned out given proper care. He's a similar age to James but Borb decided not to put him in a special-ed school and just try to placate him instead of seeking professional help. Really makes you think.

To be fair, I do think James lucked out - not just from having more attentive parents, but also meeting people who enabled him to make online videos and make money off it. Who knows how James would've worked if he actually would've had to work in a normal office enviroment? Going by if the 4chan posts are true he'd probably be seen as the office weirdo at the very least; add that he seems to have the classic little self-awareness that comes across in some of the excerpts... well, again, he was lucky to have the crew around him.

 

[deeman]

Hoping for a download link or a pirated release for the audiobook soon enough.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Hoping for a download link or a pirated release for the audiobook soon enough.

I hope KrimsonRogue does a video on James' book.

 

[Shieldman]

It makes no sense for him to write an autobiography not unless he's planning on retiring soon. Otherwise it can be chalked up to his autism.

He's been writing since at least 2002 BEFORE he got famous. The ego on that man.
Well, that's not quite right, after we got autism confirmed I would say that is some kind of childish delusion on his part. I mean, he interviewed himself as a intro for his little home movies.
The little samples we have seen are very interesting, but I hope someone uploads it in full.
Also, there's supposedly a audible version coming soon, narrated by Rolfe himself. Wonder if he's going to notice all the typos.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

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He's been writing since at least 2002 BEFORE he got famous. The ego on that man.
Well, that's not quite right, after we got autism confirmed I would say that is some kind of childish delusion on his part. I mean, he interviewed himself as a intro for his little home movies.
The little samples we have seen are very interesting, but I hope someone uploads it in full.
Also, there's supposedly a audible version coming soon, narrated by Rolfe himself. Wonder if he's going to notice all the typos.

Holy fuck that is autistic. Is his wife a bit autistic or possibly slightly dumb aswell? Bitch should have stopped this instead of writing a forward (what the fucking fuck? Bitch please what the fuck? She wrote a forward )

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

You made toilet humor video game review video's man, not the FTL space engine. You don't need to write a biography. God damn what have they got him smoking?
Also Forword, did nobody proofread this shit load of fuck?

 

[BrunoMattei]

I wonder how much Justin "helped." From the looks of it, he was probably the editor and that would explain a lot.


No fuck you you obese diabetic kike faggot. This man is a disgrace to Jews.

 

[reptile101]

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No fuck you you obese diabetic kike faggot. This man is a disgrace to Jews.

honestly the only harm hes ever done is make shitty youtube videos or shitty edits

one of the better jews

 

[deeman]

Holy fuck that is autistic. Is his wife a bit autistic or possibly slightly dumb aswell? Bitch should have stopped this instead of writing a forward (what the fucking fuck? Bitch please what the fuck? She wrote a forward )

Isn't she a art-teacher or sumthin' leftish? No wonder, if i remember correctly, she allows Cuck-Jim the bare minimum to ride the gravy train.

 

[BrunoMattei]

honestly the only harm hes ever done is make shitty youtube videos or shitty edits

one of the better jews

You know he worked with and was friends with a convicted pedophile, right?

 

[reptile101]

You know he worked with and was friends with a convicted pedophile, right?

ya as a lot of jews do who do you think ran the biggest pedo ring in the world or the hollywood ones can you think of a single jew that ever spoke out Against pedos

isreal is also a safe haven pedos can flee too

 

[Travoltron]

Holy fuck that is autistic. Is his wife a bit autistic or possibly slightly dumb aswell?

I get that feeling. The fact that she dated and married James is weird. I have close family members with autism and normal women are completely repelled by them. She also looks weird and unemotional in the few pics we've seen of her.

 

[Hazel Motes]

"When I was in school I was so autistic that I would just piss my pants instead of using the bathroom".

James, you could have left that part out. I mean, come on man.

“Autobiography is only to be trusted when it reveals something disgraceful."
- George Orwell

edit: I only see two reviews on Amazon right now rather than the 14 from the photo @BrunoMattei shared. Looks like they were took off.

 

[Foltest]

You know he worked with and was friends with a convicted pedophile, right?

I first thought you meant James, but it is Justin you mean right?

 

[deeman]

“Autobiography is only to be trusted when it reveals something disgraceful."
- George Orwell

edit: I only see two reviews on Amazon right now rather than the 14 from the photo @BrunoMattei shared. Looks like they were took off.

So the author can delete bad reviews? Interesting.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I first thought you meant James, but it is Justin you mean right?

Yes. It's well documented.

I discovered this and found it interesting:

r/TheCinemassacreTruth - A Revealing Autobiography

267 votes and 83 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

TLDR: autistic manchild lucks out in making viral videos and is able to have a very successful career as a content creator who lacks any kind of self-awareness in a sweetly sentimental success story.

In sum: the dude massively lucked out in creating something that was (1) genuinely funny and (2) touched the nostalgia receptors of an entire generation. Then he lucked out even more by being close friends with guys who extensively understood the games of that generation and helped him.

 

[The Cunting Death]

God it hurts finding out the truth.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

On Justin, it's kind of a musing that the Jew is the one obssessed with a gas pokémon.