James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,813 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,855
The only thing I don’t think he’s covered yet are porno games like custers revenge, various point and click games and flash games at this point, one series I’m shocked he hasn’t covered that would make for some gold Nerd material are the original leisure Suit Larry games for the PC Mac DOS from the late 80s and early 90s. The games were genuinely fun and charming romps and filled with great puzzles, music and some genuinely hilarious writing and innuendo that was never excessive because the games were more about surrealism and exposing Larry for the perv that he was rather than egging him on. I think they'd make for some really solid episodes and surprised he hasn't tried them.
 
The only thing I don’t think he’s covered yet are porno games like custers revenge, various point and click games and flash games at this point, one series I’m shocked he hasn’t covered that would make for some gold Nerd material are the original leisure Suit Larry games for the PC Mac DOS from the late 80s and early 90s. The games were genuinely fun and charming romps and filled with great puzzles, music and some genuinely hilarious writing and innuendo that was never excessive because the games were more about surrealism and exposing Larry for the perv that he was rather than egging him on. I think they'd make for some really solid episodes and surprised he hasn't tried them.
He did an atari porn game episode which doesn't show up in his channel. I dunno if he disowned and deleted it from his channel, I don't feel like shifting through his compilations. It is one of his most memorable episodes imo, I'm surprised no one mentioned it.
 
He did an atari porn game episode which doesn't show up in his channel. I dunno if he disowned and deleted it from his channel, I don't feel like shifting through his compilations. It is one of his most memorable episodes imo, I'm surprised no one mentioned it.
yeah ! I 'member that one , it was good filler , probably got rid of it for better SEO family friendly stuff etc. it used to be in the channel catalogue until the slobs got involved.
 
The only thing I don’t think he’s covered yet are porno games like custers revenge, various point and click games and flash games at this point, one series I’m shocked he hasn’t covered that would make for some gold Nerd material are the original leisure Suit Larry games for the PC Mac DOS from the late 80s and early 90s. The games were genuinely fun and charming romps and filled with great puzzles, music and some genuinely hilarious writing and innuendo that was never excessive because the games were more about surrealism and exposing Larry for the perv that he was rather than egging him on. I think they'd make for some really solid episodes and surprised he hasn't tried them.
The Atari porn episode can be found on other youtubers' channels who have it uploaded.

But with regards to Craig, his most successful videos are the 2-3 which talk about the AVGN and how he joined screwattack and other behind the scenes stories
 
Mike was the one who was keeping the Cinemassacre Youtube channel alive while James was making the AVGN movie. That's probably why he was only in it as a cameo appearance. We did get Mineycrafta and the Elmo in Grounchland review out of the AVGN movie fiasco so it's not all bad.
I think Mike just genuinely knew the movie was going to suck and tried his best to steer clear of it, while finding an excuse as to not hurt James's feelings.
 
Related to Screwattack, but Stuttering Craig now runs a dying channel and in an effort to pump up views, Craig will be interviewing DSP on his podcast. So far, it has not looked so good as he spent last week fighting with Phil detractors and a-logs on Twitter
thats what you get for steeling Screwattack from handsome Tom! you fuck!
 
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I think Mike just genuinely knew the movie was going to suck and tried his best to steer clear of it, while finding an excuse as to not hurt James's feelings.
Mike wasn’t alone in knowing it was going to suck. Finding any redeeming qualities in that movie is such a difficult task, I guess Bear McCreary’s score was probably better then the movie deserved but at the same time utterly forgettable, just like the movie itself.
 
Related to Screwattack, but Stuttering Craig now runs a dying channel and in an effort to pump up views, Craig will be interviewing DSP on his podcast. So far, it has not looked so good as he spent last week fighting with Phil detractors and a-logs on Twitter
Stuttering Craig has always been a belittling fuck. I'm glad he ran his business into the ground and struggles with his Youtube channel, after he demanded large amounts of money from people who wanted to talk to him because "he'd rather spend time with his family".
 
Stuttering Craig has always been a belittling fuck. I'm glad he ran his business into the ground and struggles with his Youtube channel, after he demanded large amounts of money from people who wanted to talk to him because "he'd rather spend time with his family".
Researching him was a fun rabbit hole. He is all sorts of fuck. He was demanding people on twitter to dox themselves if they want to ask him a question.
 
Mike wasn’t alone in knowing it was going to suck. Finding any redeeming qualities in that movie is such a difficult task, I guess Bear McCreary’s score was probably better then the movie deserved but at the same time utterly forgettable, just like the movie itself.
I'll say this. The joke about doing it on the pad made me laugh.
 
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this got posted in so many cringe threads on /v/ back in the day but it's circled around into actually being based now.
This can’t even be considered bad anymore, it’s an internet classic that I will return to again and again, by contrast I don’t see anyone nostalgic for the AVGN movie, is it truly that awful, I’ve never seen it and probably never will but is it even worth it as a dumb curiosity with Doug’s movies?
 
This can’t even be considered bad anymore, it’s an internet classic that I will return to again and again, by contrast I don’t see anyone nostalgic for the AVGN movie, is it truly that awful, I’ve never seen it and probably never will but is it even worth it as a dumb curiosity with Doug’s movies?
It's not even close to being checked out just for curiosity sake.Believe me, you don't want your insomnia cured with this. At least Doug's CA anniversary movies will still be remembered as so-bad-they're-good while the AVGN movie will forever just be tortuously boring in the worst possible way.
 
It's not even close to being checked out just for curiosity sake.Believe me, you don't want your insomnia cured with this. At least Doug's CA anniversary movies will still be remembered as so-bad-they're-good while the AVGN movie will forever just be tortuously boring in the worst possible way.
What’s OP’s bad about it exactly? Not just technical specifications but the actual quality of the film itself? It looks at the very least funnier and more competently made than Dougs films which I don’t even find so bad their good because I know all the controversy that went in to the production of that film. The AVGN movie isn’t at least made out of a place of ugliness.
 
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