James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

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Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,810 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,850
It doesn't count because he's not doing a selfie with some sort of product he just bought. Plus SoyFace has to have that specific wide mouth thing and James was making an O with his mouth
Soyface specialist is here. Nah I'm kidding, you're right though. There's almost definitely some images of James soyfacing out there though
 
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TFW the Soylent sponsorship money rolls in
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(this is an actual screen shot from the latest video, not an edit)
That’s not SoyFace tho. Like look at the collage that was posted. It doesn’t look like that.
AVGN is so far gone at this point I don't even care about his poor choice in sponsors.
I think you’re overreacting a bit.
Soyface specialist is here
Tbh I did look at a lot of SoyFace memes back when the meme first showed up. That one of the No Man’s Sky dude was rough lmao.
 
i wanna quote the die a hero or become the villian thing (or obi wan from episode III) but as others have said James is too much of a boomer (technically hes one of the first of gen x) to know just how much a stigma soy has around it on the internet or if he has some knowledge of that it's enough to at least take the piss out of it cause it was easy money with the sponsorship. Either way....It does make me miss the old days before all this convoluted bullshit got in the way.
 
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Either way....It does make me miss the old days before all this convoluted bullshit got in the way.
It’s sad to see but it’s a sign of the times more than anything else. The only way to not have a lot of our favorite content creators do these sponsored vids would be for YouTube to reverse all the bullshit they’ve done for the past 8 years.

Wouldn’t stop the Cinemassacre content from getting stale but would mitigate the advertisements.
James is the tail end of Gen X if not a Millenial.

Most of gen X was born between 70 and 80
If he’s a millennial he’s a very early one.
 
I know The Bimster wants to make that dough but he should stick to products that pertain to the channel. I’m sure there’s hundreds of video or gaming products scrambling to get on an AVGN video which do pretty good numbers.
Soylent feels like something Game Grumps would advertise.
AVGN shilling Soylent makes as much sense as his buddy the Nostalgia Critic shilling a stamps for bulk mailing service or that tuxedo rental company.
 
Boomer means "old and out of touch" now. James is in his 40s, but acts like he's in his 80's.
Tbh I feel like a boomer most of the time cuz 90% of the movies and TV shows I like are from the 30’s-80’s.
AVGN shilling Soylent makes as much sense as his buddy the Nostalgia Critic shilling a stamps for bulk mailing service or that tuxedo rental company.
It’s just a completely out of place product for the kind of content he makes.
It makes about as much sense as well….This.
https://youtu.be/jUowYt-Ts2Q?si=BbclP5sPUXRflWgA
 
It's hard for me to watch modern AVGN videos, not only because they're not as funny but every time it cuts to James, I can only stare at his balding head. Jesus, just cut your losses and shave it all down.
Yeah I agree.
“These fucking shitty games are so shitty they made my god damned hair fall out!!!”
Done.
Honestly I think that the hyper focusing on the way he says mountain is a little disingenuous because it isn’t unique to him. He’s from New Jersey they all talk like that.
(I’m not accusing you directly of this, mostly the Reddit losers hyper fixate on goofy shit instead of like actual problems.)
 
How much do you wanna bet that the slobs (at the very least) encouraged James to do the Soylent bit? It seems like the sort of shameless cash grab + truther bait that they'd pull.

Also, it's been 2 years and we're still nowhere closer to the AVGN NES game. I guess it's hard for Freakzone to find development time when he's got a full time job sucking tranny dick on twitter.
 
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