James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852
Maybe the slobs where brought in to cuck James in more than one way.
Cinemassacre The Porn Parody!
The front of the box has james doing one of his fake ass thumbnail faces looking happy. The video is eight hours long, and james doesn't get laid once. You can see how long it took by the amount of hair he has left at the end of the video compared to the beginning. Special Guest: The Loco Bandito.
 
I am 99% sure they're using bots to upvote the videos. When I looked at it (because fuck watching the entire thing) it had a little over 1K upvotes and 1K down. Views were like 20K. Now the views are 50K and it's 2.2K upvotes and 2K down. So it's either bots or Indians or whatever just slam the like the button as soon as any video is out.
Same deal with the comments. I've noticed how Justin goes through and deletes most of the negative ones, and occasionally comments around the same time, because fuck opsec. He's still left with plenty of positive ones, whereas the community posts, only visible to people on their phones, are like 50:1 negative:positive.
 
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I never thought I'd see the day when Cinemassacre finally gets ratio'd.
 
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I never thought I'd see the day when Cinemassacre finally gets ratio'd.
That's what happens when you treat your fans like consumers that will eat anything up. They eventually get sick of your bullshit and stop watching. James needs to tell Screenwave to knock it off with making these videos because all it does is pissing off the fanbase, which is not good considering this is James' livelihood and his way to support his family. He can't afford to lose loyal fans in order to chase easy money. It's just going to bite him in the ass in the long run.
 
That's what happens when you treat your fans like consumers that will eat anything up. They eventually get sick of your bullshit and stop watching. James needs to tell Screenwave to knock it off with making these videos because all it does is pissing off the fanbase, which is not good considering this is James' livelihood and his way to support his family. He can't afford to lose loyal fans in order to chase easy money. It's just going to bite him in the ass in the long run.
He can't be bothered to tard wrangle the king-sized kids when he's already got two actual kids to worry about
 
lol pretty sure that character's name is closer to "reagan-say."

Maybe the OP only saw some shitty early-'90s dub.
To sperg out about this, the 1992 dub had a lot of early days top notch anime voiceover talent. We're talking Michael McConnohie and Spike Thornton. So if anything, this is James's or the Slob's fault.
 
Do the Screenwave slobs actually think anyone wants to watch them or even listen to them? They know that Cinemassacre's audience doesn't like them, but they keep making this shit. It's ironic, since James and the slobs are doing the exact same shit as companies like LJN did. They just shit out a product, slap the Cinemassacre logo on it, and expect enough people will click on it that they'll pocket some money. Doesn't matter if it's shit nobody asked for or wanted, they need that cash grab!
So what you're saying is he plagiarized angry 12 year olds on XBOX Live back in the day. It never stops with him, does it?
James never screamed about niggerfaggots in LJN games or boasted how he raped Fred Fucks' mother.
 
Do the Screenwave slobs actually think anyone wants to watch them or even listen to them? They know that Cinemassacre's audience doesn't like them, but they keep making this shit. It's ironic, since James and the slobs are doing the exact same shit as companies like LJN did. They just shit out a product, slap the Cinemassacre logo on it, and expect enough people will click on it that they'll pocket some money. Doesn't matter if it's shit nobody asked for or wanted, they need that cash grab!
Part of me wishes that they'd celebrate next Pride month so the joke would be complete
 
Do the Screenwave slobs actually think anyone wants to watch them or even listen to them? They know that Cinemassacre's audience doesn't like them, but they keep making this shit. It's ironic, since James and the slobs are doing the exact same shit as companies like LJN did.
More like James doesn't mind it and even says along the lines of "hating Screenwave isn't fair".
 
Here's a couple of funny Youtube Poop edits I found that made me LOL genuinely RE: Rex Viper...


I've never actually watched the rex viper videos until these clips. That singer looks like every obnoxious soy faggot in lower management ever.

James never screamed about niggerfaggots in LJN games or boasted how he raped Fred Fucks' mother.
Close though? Remember the one with Jessica Rabbit where he called up some number and got kinda crazy. That was honestly uncomfortable. It's not 1 to 1, but whatever.
 
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