James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,813 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,855
Having found TCT a couple of weeks ago I was pretty interested in finding out why James was a cringe lolcow.

Today I can't help but see them all as this guy.


Calling James "Bimmy" is the height of comedy over there for some reason. It's major SPED activity, and I've learned nothing on why James is a cow- aside from his balding and that "balls on the dick" moment I learned from MATI, he's just an autistic guy.

The experiment was a failure.

The real cringe is TCT.
 
The guy's clearly out of steam and pretty disinterested. I hope he never ever takes any more game suggestions from Screenwave, otherwise we get the horse prince episode.
I don't really hold any high expectations with modern AVGN as James clearly just does it out of necessity at this point. But seeing retards try to treat him like he's Darksydephil is just baffling.
 
The soyboy video got a million views in 3 days and trended on Twitter for a minute. I just find that funny when new AVGN's struggle to hit a million after a month and the lazy Castlevania AVGN that just came out finally crossed into a million views after a month and a half.
Is it really that easy to be a breadtuber? Real question.
Like majority of breadtuber shit. There little too no engagement in the comments or on twitter. Unless you post pro-Palestine shit or question Jews or Israel. Street shitting Pajeets will artificially promote this for being leftists or tranny loving. Hell it was Indians that were censoring people and shilling Anita Sarkeesian during Gamergate. Pre-2016 anything anti-SJW was getting 500K to million a view. Breadtubers wouldn’t happen naturally if it wasn’t for corporations and DEI India. If anything Pajeets when under the radar because people were distracted by the Jewish pattern.
 
Like majority of breadtuber shit. There little too no engagement in the comments or on twitter. Unless you post pro-Palestine shit or question Jews or Israel. Street shitting Pajeets will artificially promote this for being leftists or tranny loving. Hell it was Indians that were censoring people and shilling Anita Sarkeesian during Gamergate. Pre-2016 anything anti-SJW was getting 500K to million a view. Breadtubers wouldn’t happen naturally if it wasn’t for corporations and DEI India. If anything Pajeets when under the radar because people were distracted by the Jewish pattern.
 
But what faction?
Every faction in New Vegas is retarded. I like The Boomers cuz they have cool weaponry and a cool gimmick and living at Nellis AFB would be one of the safest places in the wasteland.

because my theory is that he's a contractor for them now and has to pump out an AVGN every other month or so at a minimum.
Your theory potentially made sense up to episode 200 but post 200 confirms it to be wrong.
Bro, this shit came out 6 years ago. It's not recent lmao.
Wow that’s insane to think about. To me that’s a “new” episode.
It’s crazy to think about the whole thing being 20 years old at this point.
Having found TCT a couple of weeks ago I was pretty interested in finding out why James was a cringe lolcow.

Today I can't help but see them all as this guy.


Calling James "Bimmy" is the height of comedy over there for some reason. It's major SPED activity, and I've learned nothing on why James is a cow- aside from his balding and that "balls on the dick" moment I learned from MATI, he's just an autistic guy.

The experiment was a failure.

The real cringe is TCT.
He told the truth and they hated him for it.
 
But if you can't see why James has become a joke you really must not be paying attention.
Doing the same thing for 20 years and getting burnt out, but wanting to make sure you provide for your children so you keep slogging through it, getting inspired once in a while.

James is autistic as hell. I don’t think the word lazy can be attributed to him no matter what people on here say. He legitimately thinks he works really really hard.
 
If I had plans on going to this, I'd cancel if he's going to show that POS movie like this.

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If I had plans on going to this, I'd cancel if he's going to show that POS movie like this.

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Eh if I was in the area I’d go for the autograph session and have him sign my copy of Bug’s Bunny’s Birthday Blowout.

Just going to drop this for ya
James and Mike have both been recording gameplay for the nerd episodes for two decades….Not sure what you’re trying to prove with this.
 
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If I had plans on going to this, I'd cancel if he's going to show that POS movie like this.

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>He doesn't enjoy the AVGN movie
You got filtered bro.

If I had plans on going to this, I'd cancel if he's going to show that POS movie like this.

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Are you fucking serious right now? How can you not realize that the Angry Video Game Nerd movie is a goddamn masterpiece?! What kind of tasteless moron are you? Did you even watch it, or did you just skim through it like some clueless idiot?

It's a perfect blend of nostalgia, humor, and creativity. But no, you got *filtered*, didn’t you? You couldn't grasp the genius of the Nerd's relentless dedication to bad games and the entire legacy of his web series. You're probably one of those pretentious cunts who think they’re above it all, right?

Just admit it, you have no idea what makes a good movie. Go back to your overrated mainstream garbage and leave the real classics to people with a brain. The AVGN movie is a gift to real fans, but you just had to miss the point entirely, didn’t you? Unbelievable.

Go back to your fucking marvel slop, cunt.
 
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I still haven't watched it. It came up in my youtube feed yesterday and I just felt an overwhelming sense of 'meh do I really want to spend 20 minutes of my life watching someone pretend to care about something he doesn't?'
I really feel you on this, it's not so bad I'll be talking about it, one joke made me sorta exhale, but it sits firmly in the "I'm gonna forget this in 48 hours. " I watched it while eating dinner last night and come lunch today, I can't remember anything other than it ended on some sorta skit.
 
I really feel you on this, it's not so bad I'll be talking about it, one joke made me sorta exhale, but it sits firmly in the "I'm gonna forget this in 48 hours. " I watched it while eating dinner last night and come lunch today, I can't remember anything other than it ended on some sorta skit.
I think those are worse than the straight up bad ones. At least those ones have something to talk about. The mediocre ones are just pointless and forgettable.
 
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