James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[xXx: State of the Union]

James would be happier if he married Mike over his creepy feminist wife. I like the theory that it was her that got James to push Mike Matei away in favor of Justin Sliverman and Screenwave.

Makes sense that a teacher would push James towards a pedo enabler like Silverman.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Makes sense that a teacher would push James towards a pedo enabler like Silverman.

Justin is, has and always will be the worst thing to ever happen to Cinemassacre.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

I know I'm really late with this one and I'm doubling posting. Since Tony was apart of Cinemassacre, at one point, so I thought I'd put it here. Scrolling through Youtube, I came across Tony's ex-girlfriend Johana was wearing a #FreeRiley shirt during a Charlie's Angels review. I understand they're friends and Mint and Riley were in a Power Rangers review. However this coy, butterface bitch smiling while wearing this is offensive to the senses. This is the company you want to keep Johana? Riley got himself arrested. He wasn't some poor, innocent soul. His dumbass harassed and stalked a man. A man who was willing to stand up for himself. Not a naive, retarded woman like Mint he can control. James, you allowed this slob a platform and a job. You're partially responsible for this.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

If they didn't care about aesthetics wouldn't it be just as easy to do that with the front?

Power, monitor and all the other stuff would go to the front in that case, and nobody wants that.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Next Monster Madness is confirmed to have only 6 reviews.

6 reviews? Nigga that's less the the 80'sathon

I remember when it was 1 review every day, but surely he's running out of monster movies at this point right?
If that's the case I'd rather he do less reviews than start retreading old ground or grasping at straws.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

I remember when it was 1 review every day, but surely he's running out of monster movies at this point right?
If that's the case I'd rather he do less reviews than start retreading old ground or grasping at straws.

There's a bunch of horror movies James hasn't even watched, some that he mentions but hasn't made a review of i.e Lost Boys and the Halloween re-sequels and if a horror movies he's hated started to grow on him, boom. He could easily do a Italian Zombies month or a Creature Feature month with movies like Swamp Thing and the Toxic Avengers sequels. He doesn't have to do 1 a day anymore but 6 is just the bare minimum. James should be filming, writing and editing Monster Madness year round and dump all the videos in October. He knows it brings in views but April must've told him it was 5:40 and that him and Mike need to wrap up the video.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

However this coy, butterface bitch

I don't think that means what you think it means

 

[Samuel Fuller]

I don't think that means what you think it means

Yeah, she's more of a butterveryexistence

 

[BullfrogBill]

I remember when it was 1 review every day, but surely he's running out of monster movies at this point right?
If that's the case I'd rather he do less reviews than start retreading old ground or grasping at straws.

There's so many areas in horror James just hasn't even bothered with because he doesn't care. Like Italian horror movies for example, I don't think James has ever reviewed one and Italy has true 100% classics so it's not like it's unheard of. James just has very rigid interests and not much desire to explore much inside or outside of them.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

There's so many areas in horror James just hasn't even bothered with because he doesn't care. Like Italian horror movies for example, I don't think James has ever reviewed one and Italy has true 100% classics so it's not like it's unheard of. James just has very rigid interests and not much desire to explore much inside or outside of them.

James really doesn't want to leave his comfort zone. He loves the Universal Classic Monsters but when it comes to a movie like Event Horizon (watch his Rental Review for cringe) James just 'hmms' and 'yeahss' and doesn't really add anything new. Can you believe James has never reviewed Scanners or Videodrome. Crazy right? James calls himself a horror enthusiast, has badly interviewed Joe Bob Briggs and he has a series called Monster Madness. Monstervision was his inspiration for Monster Madness. Monstervision would be ashamed for this to be it's successor.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

James really doesn't want to leave his comfort zone. He loves the Universal Classic Monsters but when it comes to a movie like Event Horizon (watch his Rental Review for cringe) James just 'hmms' and 'yeahss' and doesn't really add anything new. Can you believe James has never reviewed Scanners or Videodrome. Crazy right? James calls himself a horror enthusiast, has badly interviewed Joe Bob Briggs and he has a series called Monster Madness. Monstervision was his inspiration for Monster Madness. Monstervision would be ashamed for this to be it's successor.

James couldn't handle Cronenberg. He's too fragile.

 

[Michael Bluth]

 

[Smokingpoop]

The obese retard justin could be a monster in a monster movie all on his own. No costume or special effects needed

 

[deeman]

The obese retard justin could be a monster in a monster movie all on his own. No costume or special effects needed

According to the local bakery, he IS a full (heh, doubtful) fledged monster.

 

[lindsayfan]

There's so many areas in horror James just hasn't even bothered with because he doesn't care. Like Italian horror movies for example, I don't think James has ever reviewed one and Italy has true 100% classics so it's not like it's unheard of. James just has very rigid interests and not much desire to explore much inside or outside of them.

i agree (and i love italian horror) but if i want to learn about foreign horror films or obscure sleaze splatter movies etc there are lots of other youtube channels or podcasts for that. james is james. here are my predictions for his next 5 horror movie reviews:

1. Gremlins 2
2. the new beetlejuice
3. some black-and-white u.s. lon cheney/bela lugosi classic
4. american werewolf in paris
5. either phantasm or It Follows ('what's so interesting about this, is that the monster can look like anyone! and when is this movie set? is it the nineties? there's cellphones, sort of, but they look like these weird seashells!")


EDIT: ok i just watched the bucket of blood one and i guess this year will be all roger corman. well, pretty on-brand

 

[mlanguishi]

I wish he'd just do more of these. His cat story was awesome. Nice to see some bullshit and these lately instead of tired Nerd. These are the kind of videos that'll intro new people in classic horror.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I think the term you're looking for is butterbody: her face is ugly, but her body is too.

The term comes from "She has a nice body, but her (butter) face is awful."

The way you're using it would mean "She has a nice face, but her (butter) body is awful."

She's just fucking frumpy all over. She has nothing.

 

[innocent jogger]

The term comes from "She has a nice body, but her (butter) face is awful."

The way you're using it would mean "She has a nice face, but her (butter) body is awful."

She's just fucking frumpy all over. She has nothing.

A "butternothing", if you will.

 

[Grog]

He gave up on Zelda because the characters said Rift too many times.

That was his excuse. Nice 60 dollars drained in the toilet.

Did he say why rift is his trigger word?
I thought it was the usual not wanting to read.

 

[Michael Bluth]